With that much land? That house in close-in DC would be *spitballs* oh 3+M
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 14 May 2020 19:11 (four years ago) link
I guess it isn't exactly close in. But still. Something not quite right there, beyond the yellow kitchen (which is not ideal but I could deal y'know)
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 14 May 2020 19:12 (four years ago) link
Yerac is right. The high property taxes in NYS depress asking prices. Same thing in New Jersey I hear. Not so much in Connecticut (where I used to live).
― Boring, Maryland, Thursday, 14 May 2020 19:15 (four years ago) link
yeah, like my old boss paid basically the same price for her mcmansion in scarsdale as i got for my super shitty trump sr rowhouse in brooklyn.
and tarrytown is cute but it is more village-y, not a lot going on. and the metro-north doesn't seem within walking distance.
― Yerac, Thursday, 14 May 2020 19:18 (four years ago) link
i like the house and the yellow (and the potfiller above the stove!), but yeah i would not live in it. beautiful location, though. property taxes are the worst. i am so often thinking of what an expensive house i could live in in another county just because i'd be paying less than a third of the taxes i pay now.
― forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 14 May 2020 19:20 (four years ago) link
oh wait it's a 30 minute walk. not that bad.
― Yerac, Thursday, 14 May 2020 19:23 (four years ago) link
Maybe those of us who like it can pool our money and all live in it together? Great deal like that won't last!
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 14 May 2020 19:48 (four years ago) link
sure, i will pay $1000
― forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 14 May 2020 20:06 (four years ago) link
nooo, let's pool money for one of those palm springs mcm motels. there will be at least 10 rooms and a pool.
― Yerac, Thursday, 14 May 2020 20:07 (four years ago) link
Still hoping we get the little Hastings house we put an offer on. Waiting on this dumb shit with the building inspector and the seller's contractor.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 14 May 2020 20:17 (four years ago) link
I have a yellow kitchen. It’s the perfect kitchen colour. 💛
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 15 May 2020 12:13 (four years ago) link
Do you like Fun & Adventure?
― Wim/Robot (doo dah), Monday, 18 May 2020 21:02 (four years ago) link
how is that all in there
― ciderpress, Monday, 18 May 2020 21:07 (four years ago) link
My answer to that question today is "no."
― pplains, Monday, 18 May 2020 21:08 (four years ago) link
Wonder how much of that conveys though?
"Used to have a Nostromo feel up here, but the previous owner took all the robots with him."
― pplains, Monday, 18 May 2020 21:10 (four years ago) link
omg the beach roomonly $156k!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 18 May 2020 21:18 (four years ago) link
i unapologetically love that fucking place
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 18 May 2020 21:19 (four years ago) link
wow
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 May 2020 22:09 (four years ago) link
that is kind of wonderful
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 03:40 (four years ago) link
forks u should buy it nyc is dead suburbs is the new way
suburbs and also pittsburgh I guess
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 03:41 (four years ago) link
is that a hide rug on top of the beige carpet
― forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 03:54 (four years ago) link
bill hader stefon character "this house has everything..."
― forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 03:55 (four years ago) link
Listen
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 04:09 (four years ago) link
If you REALLY like adventure
You need this: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Columbia-Is-New-Rochelle-NY-10805/2084001407_zpid/
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/cc_ft_768/ISq9wosyu463t10000000000.webp
It looks like the Fyre Festival of luxury island houses
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 04:10 (four years ago) link
So baller https://photos.zillowstatic.com/uncropped_scaled_within_1344_1008/ISi3ucasqwx5t10000000000.webp
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 04:12 (four years ago) link
The listing style of that Fun & Adventure house, constantly zooming out on each photo, could not be more annoying
Island house - well, at least you'd be safely quarantined there...
― Lee626, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 05:09 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/tSoL5Jg.gif
― pplains, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 12:23 (four years ago) link
Wasn't until it was animated that I noticed the patio furniture way up in the background by the house. Nice touch.
― pplains, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 12:24 (four years ago) link
ZS vibes
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 13:18 (four years ago) link
I'll see your 16 million island prison and raise you a mega-garish 35 million imitation palais that is Trumpy as all fuck
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10A-Dock-Ln-Great-Neck-NY-11024/2081244332_zpid/
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link
perfect for the family with more money than god but no taste whatsoever. http://i.imgur.com/nRN2rnI.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/Jks3dlN.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/1UR7yc9.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/HtYRoRV.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/71blA8t.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/j0gKdBi.pngPICK A FUCKING PATTERN
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 16:44 (four years ago) link
the filters these photographers use for real estate photography are out of control
― Spottie, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 17:32 (four years ago) link
they layer a lot.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 18:02 (four years ago) link
it's HDR, right?
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 20:01 (four years ago) link
when the photographer who worked for c0c0r4n came to take pics of my place she said they take multiple frames of the same shot and then layer them all to get that saturation.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 20:36 (four years ago) link
maybe that was just her method? but it seems that certain brokers have the same style/color on their sites for all the listings.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 20:37 (four years ago) link
yah its mostly just extreme HDR but they do some other tricks too
― Spottie, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 20:45 (four years ago) link
oh wait i had to look up hdr. for some reason i thought it was a resolution thing.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 20:45 (four years ago) link
yeah it's hdr
HugelyDumbRooms
― i am a horse girl (map), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 23:02 (four years ago) link
for all their money, that is a shit tv in the last pic. and a clock like a dentist waiting room.
― koogs, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 08:01 (four years ago) link
I could imagine living on the minecraft island house but not the Versaille hotel. At least not sleeping there, and definitely not taking LSD.
― thomasintrouble, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 08:42 (four years ago) link
I see the same thing over and over again. Rich people do not know how to live.
― pplains, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 12:38 (four years ago) link
the towels in the bathroom annoyed me the most.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 13:28 (four years ago) link
Srsly having been looking non stop at listings for weeks now, the homes in the higher price ranges are way uglier than the cheaper ones on average
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 13:54 (four years ago) link
The French Limestone Mansion Faces A Rare Marble Fountain Imported From The Rothschild Estate In France, Contains Multiple Parquet De Versailles Floors, Boiserie Removed From Centuries-Old French Chateaus, Verre Eglomise Mirrors And Pietra Dura Floors.
Somehow capitalizing each word seems completely appropriate.
― jmm, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 14:09 (four years ago) link
http://www.wfp.com/listing-showcase/property-details.asp?mlsid=MDMC678718#
keep going until you get to the basement
― na (NA), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 15:29 (four years ago) link
lmao it was honestly pretty tasteful for a rich person house until that point
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 15:35 (four years ago) link