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― here comes the hotstamper (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:04 (three years ago) link
lol, well played.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:05 (three years ago) link
come for the space shower, stay for the outdoor train set
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:07 (three years ago) link
it's a cavalcade of bad choices
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:08 (three years ago) link
hey, you wanna live IN a mall?https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/74380-Palo-Verde-Dr_Indian-Wells_CA_92210_M14571-57372
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:16 (three years ago) link
one more, i'm fairly sure these people are kidding. cheap at under 150k but it's the therapy bills that'll cost youhttps://www.trulia.com/p/mi/detroit/450-w-grixdale-ave-detroit-mi-48203--2391043999
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:26 (three years ago) link
Riverside: I've always wanted to live inside a Casa Bonita.
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:29 (three years ago) link
So the island sink is long and curvy like that because... you can fill it up with ice and bottles of cold beer?
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:38 (three years ago) link
I'm just amazed at how fully the homeowner in Detroit really committed to the bit. And interestingly they didn't make any wild STRUCTURAL choices? Like the bathrooms have VERY standard fixtures and tiles. Where they really dove all-in was in literally every atom of decor, literally everywhere. It's impressive.
― There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Thursday, 1 October 2020 00:00 (three years ago) link
these are some good posts. the riverside one reminds me of the party down episode with the science fiction author. Joel Munt's Big Deal Party.
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 1 October 2020 00:43 (three years ago) link
ulysses's first one today is WELL worth clicking all the way through, if you're halfway through and thinking "ok, i got this, terrible taste and maximalist junk decor"
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 1 October 2020 13:49 (three years ago) link
palo vedre one is fantastic IMHO and 80s Postmodern architecture is VERY much back, in the schools and on the blogs
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 1 October 2020 13:51 (three years ago) link
I would kill to live somewhere with both a bunker and a giant train set. Don't care about the rest of it, just those two things = I'm in love.
― emil.y, Thursday, 1 October 2020 13:58 (three years ago) link
In the video for that house, the agents gave the address as 2225 Arrrrrrrrlington.
― pplains, Thursday, 1 October 2020 14:04 (three years ago) link
I took another deep dive into insane real estate photos and there was over 50 notable ones I linked in a discord but here are my top four pic.twitter.com/LHTikQGOaq— Kerma (@kerma4kHD) October 20, 2020
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 12:58 (three years ago) link
have we had that last one before
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 13:00 (three years ago) link
the first one looks like it belongs in a crappy first person shooter game
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:59 (three years ago) link
it made me laugh too loud at work
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 21:17 (three years ago) link
i think it's the ikea lamps that cracked me
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 21:18 (three years ago) link
the cursed angel loft is a deep-focus cornucopia of nightmares
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 21:21 (three years ago) link
the rock
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 21:51 (three years ago) link
the semigloss red walls and ceiling
― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 22:00 (three years ago) link
the angel one's couch placement is something
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 22:41 (three years ago) link
It’s so when you get up from it they can drop the tv on you and call it an accident
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 23:03 (three years ago) link
i didn't even see the tv! wtf these always have so many layers
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 23:26 (three years ago) link
is that the cable for the TV snaking across the room, not in anyway a hazard to walking
― a certain derecho (brownie), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 23:29 (three years ago) link
or maybe it's just hanging down
kudos regardless
― a certain derecho (brownie), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 23:32 (three years ago) link
Framed portrait of Gordon Jump in the red room killed me.
― Boring, Maryland, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link
the little things that get me about angel pink-floyd-album-cover are:
the little vacuum hose coil poking out of the tiniest under-stairway storage nook imaginablethe pillar outside the windowthis house is apparently built on unoccupied moorland by the sea?the statue above the staircasethe cord hanging down from the tvthe brown embroidered bed pillow square on the wall in the background, far-right
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 00:31 (three years ago) link
https://consequenceofsound.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Big-Star-Radio-City1.jpg
― assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 01:30 (three years ago) link
Stairwell toilets pic.twitter.com/MyB2HzClIi— Kerma (@kerma4kHD) October 21, 2020
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 08:53 (three years ago) link
The last of those reminds me of when we were first house hunting in London. We rang a doorbell a few times for a viewing with no answer and were just about to leave when we heard a flushing noise and a wee old man appeared at the door. He then made the mistake of showing off his poorly ventilated Harry-Potter-Cupboard-Loo-Conversion first. The stench would have floored a horse.
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 09:00 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/B0H5qiW.jpg
CONS
1. Those stairs.
2. Window going into ceiling.
3. No symmetry.
4. Each window opens in a different direction?
PROS
1. If you look at it long enough, you can trick your brain into thinking it sees a large-screen television showing a home show.
― pplains, Saturday, 7 November 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link
Alexa, what does Non-Euclidean Geometry look like?
https://64.media.tumblr.com/81235dfb009caf05d1a0671338b45fc2/815bc6cf9760bd9a-20/s1280x1920/e66dd0592755bbd0034635c3568c918bf4daf40e.jpg
― Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Thursday, 12 November 2020 00:04 (three years ago) link
The vertical hold is off in the bathroom again.
https://i.imgur.com/K40rSjL.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 12 November 2020 01:43 (three years ago) link
what is that catwalk? not to code
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 12 November 2020 01:48 (three years ago) link
My guess is the water heater.
― pplains, Thursday, 12 November 2020 02:02 (three years ago) link
People, can we refrain from posting pictures of the Winchester House ITT?
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 12 November 2020 02:04 (three years ago) link
I kinda like that first picture, apart from how the doorway opens onto the stairs, which is an accident waiting to happen.
― koogs, Thursday, 12 November 2020 04:53 (three years ago) link
Don't rightly know how anyone could ever get disoriented and lose their balance at that spot.
― pplains, Thursday, 12 November 2020 14:52 (three years ago) link
Found this master suite in an otherwise normal house and I gotta say, this is my kind of nightmare pic.twitter.com/1E2HAOflCW— shadowfax 🐴 (@whyangelinawhy) November 15, 2020
― ciderpress, Monday, 16 November 2020 14:26 (three years ago) link
Holy hell
― The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Monday, 16 November 2020 17:14 (three years ago) link
seksy
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 16 November 2020 17:59 (three years ago) link
The giant watch and the masked photographer
Computer, ENHANCE: (6ft tall watch on the back wall serving as a clock) pic.twitter.com/F9V8kku4N1— POST OFFICE WAS FINE BEFORE YOU FUCK IT (@LumpySpaceBoat) November 16, 2020
― Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 00:57 (three years ago) link
Didn't Swatch used to make those?
Still do, in fact:
https://www.watchpapst.de/en/swatch/maxi-wall-clock.html
― koogs, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 01:08 (three years ago) link
ayyyy https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Rivers-Edge-Dr-Colts-Neck-NJ-07722/39230937_zpid/?
― Spottie, Thursday, 19 November 2020 20:11 (three years ago) link
you can tell they're jewish because of the hall of pictures.
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 November 2020 20:20 (three years ago) link
not gonna lie, i fucking love that
― mildew and sanctimony (soda), Thursday, 19 November 2020 20:24 (three years ago) link
It was a bad moment for humanity when real estate photographers discovered HDR
― is right unfortunately (silby), Thursday, 19 November 2020 20:27 (three years ago) link
lol I was about to dub that house "The Jew's Nightmare"
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 19 November 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link