i find that house very stressful
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2020 22:01 (three years ago) link
can't stop laughing at that house
― ciderpress, Monday, 30 November 2020 22:04 (three years ago) link
I would definitely hurt myself in that house.
― jmm, Monday, 30 November 2020 22:05 (three years ago) link
Minecraft school of architecture
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:06 (three years ago) link
house like one of those bad dreams where you are naked
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:13 (three years ago) link
― ciderpress, Monday, November 30, 2020 10:04 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:14 (three years ago) link
wait humans can't actually walk through glass seems like a problem
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:16 (three years ago) link
love too put plants on stairs
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link
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This is just an invitation to peepers.
https://images.adsttc.com/media/images/5e8a/028a/b357/6539/2100/012f/slideshow/stairway_house01_daici_ano.jpg?1586102891
― jmm, Monday, 30 November 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link
I'm sold.
https://i.imgur.com/6OHwENz.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 30 November 2020 22:52 (three years ago) link
imagine having an ego so huge that it just completely destroys your desire, nay, your ability to enjoy common, simple pleasures.
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link
i feel like stairs-into-glass-wall house and barndos are closer in spirit than one might suppose
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:56 (three years ago) link
NO
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 30 November 2020 23:00 (three years ago) link
map could be on to something here.
https://i.imgur.com/EfpTFf8.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 30 November 2020 23:08 (three years ago) link
I'd watch videos about planning and building the perfect stairway house.
― jmm, Monday, 30 November 2020 23:11 (three years ago) link
a barndo of one's own
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 30 November 2020 23:18 (three years ago) link
polyg compound edition
https://www.trulia.com/p/ut/hurricane/985-w-utah-ave-hurricane-ut-84737--2141292585
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 21:06 (three years ago) link
jfc just build an apartment bldg
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 21:22 (three years ago) link
amazing! get 40 people together and you've got a $200 a month mortgage!
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link
Did this belong to one of those couples who adopt like, thirty kids?
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 21:53 (three years ago) link
(nothing against adoption obviously! just it feels like this odd mix of "domestic space" and "letting people have their own adult space" and "we need room in the kitchen for 15 people to circulate" etc.)
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 21:54 (three years ago) link
...............Huh. It looks like a retreat center, tbh?
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:02 (three years ago) link
Oh duh TOTALLY
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:03 (three years ago) link
Or like supportive rehab/housing for relatively well off ppl who can afford some kind of residential care.
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:03 (three years ago) link
I get so excited when this thread pops up!
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:04 (three years ago) link
guys
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polygamy
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:06 (three years ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Community_of_Christ
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link
oops, that should be
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fundamentalist_Church_of_Jesus_Christ_of_Latter-Day_Saints
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:08 (three years ago) link
I felt like the rec room and pool table and the, like, bland hotel vibe were working against the "extremely religiously observant family cult compound" idea, although thank you, I did understand what you meant by polyg.
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:09 (three years ago) link
i see, gotcha
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:10 (three years ago) link
that is bleak as hell
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:13 (three years ago) link
poly ceiling fans definitely.
― pplains, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:15 (three years ago) link
i've seen some polyg compound exteriors and interiors in my day and to be fair, that is a very upscale one.
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:16 (three years ago) link
Also it has a commercial kitchen including a commercial dishwasher, I will double down on "religious retreat" if I have to.
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link
Why would a residence have those little cardboard signs on the nightstand?
https://i.imgur.com/vRqBiam.png
― pplains, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:19 (three years ago) link
Wait, I'm so confused by the stairway house -- so you don't actually use that stairway to go up and down floors? Is there another hidden stairwell or elevator or something? And someone thought it was a good use of limited space to just waste a fuckton of it with non-functional concrete steps?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:24 (three years ago) link
that seems to be the only possible explanation. seriously the dumbest house.
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:30 (three years ago) link
huh you guys are complicating my polyg compound narrative. maybe it was bought and remodeled into something else? no way that was built from scratch for non-polygamy-compound reasons in hurricane, utah.
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:30 (three years ago) link
This image kind of says it all
https://images.adsttc.com/media/images/5e8a/0655/b357/6539/2100/013d/slideshow/stairway_house49_takumi_ota.jpg?1586103863
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:32 (three years ago) link
it does look like the windows open to allow a person to pass through, at least? i think you can technically use the stairs to get from floor to floor, it's just that doing so would make you spontaneously combust from pretentiousness.
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:35 (three years ago) link
Horror movie vibes.
― jmm, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:35 (three years ago) link
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive)
There's a hidden stairwell underneath the giant ornamental stairs.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link
oh yeah those are doors, didn't realize. the angle of the stairs makes it look like many people would trip going outside that way.
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link
And yeah, the wasted space is awful. WTF is this room? How is this pleasant in any way?
https://images.adsttc.com/media/images/5e8a/091b/b357/6565/bb00/00e6/slideshow/stairway_house27_daici_ano.jpg
― emil.y, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:38 (three years ago) link
just needs some rock climbing holds
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:39 (three years ago) link
I think I'll just have a seat here next to a parking garage, relax a bit.
― a certain derecho (brownie), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:51 (three years ago) link
I'm pretty sure some rooms have floor-to-ceiling glass windows keeping you from walking right off the edge and falling onto the useless cement stairs. Also god forbid you have to pick your nose because absolutely everyone is going to witness it.
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:52 (three years ago) link
oh god, that solitary chair looks like a place to wait to die
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 10 December 2020 02:23 (three years ago) link
https://images.adsttc.com/media/images/5e8a/06c3/b357/6539/2100/013f/slideshow/stairway_house17_daici_ano.jpg?1586103973
Nihilist WeWork
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 10 December 2020 02:26 (three years ago) link