Lol neighborhood: Hot Market
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 20 January 2023 17:00 (one year ago) link
listed for half the prior sale price, ouch
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 January 2023 18:00 (one year ago) link
TRAGIC TOTAL LOSS by FIRE, of a CLASSIC MANSION !!! Sold As is !! Rare opportunity to own approx 5 acres with 2 existing homes on this one site in Williamson County. Five mins from I-65 . Guest home is included, and was not touched by the fire. Additional future expansion area or 10+ car garage in guest home. Open Hilltop views! Large Outdoor Kitchen and porches! Many things can still be save from fire including the entire Foundation, Porches, Patios, Landscaping & Outdoor Living. A private park like setting in the rear of the home. Custom Pavers & Limestone on Front porch! Save Tens of Thousands, of dollars & build any home of your dreams without Williamson County Impact Fees! MOST FEES WAVED!!
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 January 2023 18:09 (one year ago) link
Guest home is included, and was not touched by the fire.Guest home is included, and was not touched by the fire.Guest home is included, and was not touched by the fire.Guest home is included, and was not touched by the fire.Guest home is included, and was not touched by the fire.Guest home is included, and was not touched by the fire.Guest home is included, and was not touched by the fire.Guest home is included, and was not touched by the fire.
― pplains, Friday, 20 January 2023 18:36 (one year ago) link
true stroke of luck that Outdoor Living was not touched by the fire
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Friday, 20 January 2023 18:55 (one year ago) link
no but see there's residual fire so if you put, say, a tent out there, it will immediate catch flames
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:00 (one year ago) link
there's residual fire so if you put, say, a tent out there, it will immediate catch flames
MYTHS ABOUT FRANKLIN, TENN.
― pplains, Friday, 20 January 2023 19:46 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FnM0V-7acAAdZWn?format=jpg&name=medium
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 20:43 (one year ago) link
1. need to cover this area with metal panels so i can hang my metal panel2. sinkhole bathtub with cabinets just begging to cut you open3. kitchen sink faucets4. a metric mile of cabinets5. lines like pick up sticks
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 20:47 (one year ago) link
'metric mile' lol, i meant a standard kilometer
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 20:48 (one year ago) link
I might have to see that one in person
― عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 20:57 (one year ago) link
Seriously, is that hole for washing sand off your feet?
I thought the right mirror was some sort of curved magnifying — well, it makes no sense what I thought it was. But it does do a nice job illustrating how the paint on the wall accurately matches the sky.
― pplains, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 21:20 (one year ago) link
"Metric Mile" is genius, btw.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10309-Twin-Leaf-Dr-Bristow-VA-20136/237918286_zpid/?
― Look closely, that is all. (doo dah), Tuesday, 11 April 2023 15:15 (one year ago) link
A lot of work for that.
― pplains, Tuesday, 11 April 2023 17:02 (one year ago) link
It was a fun journey though! I jumped a little when it went from that one slide to the next one.
Still have a hard time believe in people pay 3/4 of a million to live that far from DC, even if it does have a basement full of blood
― "The pudding incident?" (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 11 April 2023 17:14 (one year ago) link
I can only go 2/3 of a million, but it's a lot further from DC than that one.
https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/11671-Mill-Dam-Ct_Bentonville_AR_72713_M89471-87473
― pplains, Tuesday, 11 April 2023 17:27 (one year ago) link
You'd better hope He is!
https://i.imgur.com/9JOUmMa.png
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― pplains, Tuesday, 11 April 2023 17:33 (one year ago) link
Basement of Blood is my favorite band
― eclectic mayhem (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 11 April 2023 20:17 (one year ago) link
mid-tier Fighting Fantasy book
― TWELVE Michelob stars?!? (seandalai), Wednesday, 12 April 2023 12:03 (one year ago) link
Another listing from Eggleston Realty.
https://i.imgur.com/Hhl0ZYY.png
― pplains, Monday, 17 April 2023 20:54 (one year ago) link
The curtain is there for when ur doin things that you don't want the painted ducks to see
― doja catharsis (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 17 April 2023 21:56 (one year ago) link
corded phone with requisite impossible-to-untangle cord is a nice touch
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 18 April 2023 13:53 (one year ago) link
Nothing to see here. No laffs, no jump-scares or anything.
But it is just photo after photo of "what is happening here".
Contains the following:
• Doublewide barndomenium• Sam's Club membership• Breaker box in living room• Power outlets on the ceiling• Possible password revealed in QR code• Stolen cart from Dollar General
https://i.imgur.com/KaFtBL0.png
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 May 2023 15:02 (one year ago) link
and a chicken in the closet
― koogs, Wednesday, 3 May 2023 15:41 (one year ago) link
yes, and a chicken in the closet.
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 May 2023 15:42 (one year ago) link
The house is fine, but boy did I react to these chairs.
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― pplains, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 15:03 (one year ago) link
DOORS. What do they do?
• Provide privacy
• Blocks sounds from rest of domicile
• Provides barrier to smells, moisture
• Helps regulate airflow
In this half-million-dollar listing, there's a bedroom with those barn doors, a closet enclosed by one of Steven Tyler's scarves and, by my count, THREE BATHROOMS that feature only CURTAINS.
― pplains, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 15:24 (one year ago) link
thanks it's hideous
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 15:36 (one year ago) link
Bedroom with barndoors I can kind of understand, the rest of it is...wow.
― Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 19:25 (one year ago) link
I just don't understand the appeal of interior barndoors in general.
― pplains, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 19:29 (one year ago) link
you want airflow but don’t want a pet to get into the room— imagine it like a pet or kid fence
― Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 22:25 (one year ago) link
They look rattly though. Maybe I need to see some in person.
― pplains, Thursday, 18 May 2023 13:59 (one year ago) link
For me at least, a bathroom needs an effective barrier to noise and smells.
― Every post of mine is an expression of eternity (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 18 May 2023 14:03 (one year ago) link
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"Man, I hate it when they put the TV over the fireplace."
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"Say no more!"
― pplains, Monday, 21 August 2023 15:58 (nine months ago) link
That's a security monitor. Which only makes it worse, of course.
― actual veggie mexican pizza received (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 21 August 2023 16:29 (nine months ago) link
I didn't catch that, but it sure is.
Hope no one steals their pool.
― pplains, Monday, 21 August 2023 17:37 (nine months ago) link
i didn't notice at first, it was just little buckets of water each time, but then I went for a dive and found out the hard way there was no pool left
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 21 August 2023 17:43 (nine months ago) link
Atlas and his Four Horsemen struke again
― actual veggie mexican pizza received (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 21 August 2023 17:55 (nine months ago) link
is this house in lino lakes?
― ꙮ (map), Monday, 21 August 2023 17:58 (nine months ago) link
Reliquary of Tone
― actual veggie mexican pizza received (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 21 August 2023 19:11 (nine months ago) link
I just need to make a new thread devoted to television sets in the wrong places.
https://i.imgur.com/enMZIU0.png
Bad enough that the set in the center is not just behind the door, but also appearing to stick out further than the stopper, but also that there's another television set located six feet away.
Anyway. Feel free to say hi to Lou and Kenny while you're here.
― pplains, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 19:58 (eight months ago) link
Rare example of getting married AND keeping your beer sign.
https://i.imgur.com/OWc1qI8.png
― pplains, Thursday, 28 September 2023 21:07 (seven months ago) link
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140779604#/?channel=RES_BUY
― koogs, Wednesday, 8 November 2023 14:51 (six months ago) link
OK wow
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 15:09 (six months ago) link
reminds me of the “womb chairs” they had at my undergraduate institution
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 20:59 (six months ago) link
I love those kind of slideshows.
Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok? Um. What? Wait. Ok? What? WHAT?
― pplains, Thursday, 9 November 2023 03:20 (six months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/ga0eVWK.png
I too fight this battle, but you can't surrender to your pets like this.
― pplains, Monday, 13 November 2023 21:39 (six months ago) link
Bet that dude's always singing "I Talk to the Wind" in the shower, amirite.
― pplains, Monday, 13 November 2023 21:42 (six months ago) link