Heave Ho : The Heavening

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someone punch her on the nose

-- Heave Ho, Monday, July 2, 2007 10:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

jergïns, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link

~

jergïns, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:33 (sixteen years ago) link

The Pilot's a different man now, when i met him he was fearless, sucked the marrow out of life, kid thought he could outrun gravity for ever, gravity caught up with him.

-- Heave Ho=, Friday, June 2, 2006 12:48 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

jergïns, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Monsieur White, you should get a new shtick, perhaps a yiddish shtick. This one's gotten old and mouldy.

-- Heave Ho, Sunday, July 1, 2007 9:17 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

jergïns, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:33 (sixteen years ago) link

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Name: حسين خارق

Email:

Location: کراچی

Website URL:

Info: چھوٹے! ببل گم کھاو گے؟ چھوڑو یار! جب بی‌پی ببل بار جیسی بڑی ببل بار ہو، تو ان چھوٹوں کو کون پوچھ

am0n, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Info: چھوٹے! ببل گم کھاو گے؟ چھوڑو یار! جب بی‌پی ببل بار جیسی بڑی ببل بار ہو، تو ان چھوٹوں کو کون پوچ
Info: چھوٹے! ببل گم کھاو گے؟ چھوڑو یار! جب بی‌پی ببل بار جیسی بڑی ببل بار ہو، تو ان چھوٹوں کو کون پوچ
Info: چھوٹے! ببل گم کھاو گے؟ چھوڑو یار! جب بی‌پی ببل بار جیسی بڑی ببل بار ہو، تو ان چھوٹوں کو کون پوچ
Info: چھوٹے! ببل گم کھاو گے؟ چھوڑو یار! جب بی‌پی ببل بار جیسی بڑی ببل بار ہو، تو ان چھوٹوں کو کون پوچ
Info: چھوٹے! ببل گم کھاو گے؟ چھوڑو یار! جب بی‌پی ببل بار جیسی بڑی ببل بار ہو، تو ان چھوٹوں کو کون پوچ

am0n, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Heaven \Heav"en\, v. t. [imp. & p. p. Heavened; p. pr. & vb.
n. Heavening.]
To place in happiness or bliss, as if in heaven; to beatify.
[R.]

We are happy as the bird whose nest Is heavened in the
hush of purple hills.

Heave Ho, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:26 (sixteen years ago) link

heave ho, i always thought you came to us via guess papers, but you were reading ask a drunk 2 years ago, huh?

jergïns, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 04:50 (sixteen years ago) link

i have a theory about heave ho.

lxy, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 05:15 (sixteen years ago) link

more than that, i've been reading ask a drunk on LUSENET since 2001 and posting on lusenet's Middless Prattle after ask a drunk moved here.

Heave Ho, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 05:16 (sixteen years ago) link

u are maybe working on a next level i dont get

jergïns, Thursday, 5 July 2007 08:16 (sixteen years ago) link

u don't know lusenet? That's where ilx used to be before there was ilx

Heave Ho, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link

guess papers came from greenspun

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link

i dont hang out at places called "lusenet"

tx

Confounded, Thursday, 5 July 2007 19:04 (sixteen years ago) link

metaphorically not internetically

jergïns, Thursday, 5 July 2007 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link

more like lusernet

Lingbert, Thursday, 5 July 2007 19:26 (sixteen years ago) link

http://photo.net/photo/pcd0133/monument-valley-goats-40.tcl

Lingbert, Thursday, 5 July 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link

http://photo.net/photo/pcd0133/monument-valley-goats-40.3.jpg

Lingbert, Thursday, 5 July 2007 19:34 (sixteen years ago) link

copyright 1989

Confounded, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:01 (sixteen years ago) link

around 600-2400 metres

-- Heave Ho, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 9:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

jergïns, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 07:02 (sixteen years ago) link

length of mah peeenus^

Heave Ho, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link

u seem kinda sprung 4 him, amon

Confounded, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 23:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Heavening Can Wait

lxy, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link

lxy i wud never b heavening with you bcuz u r my friend jergin's wife.

Heave Ho, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 23:53 (sixteen years ago) link

lawlz

gr8080, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link

ROOMMATE

jergïns, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link

In Karachi, female roommate = WIFE

Heave Ho, Thursday, 12 July 2007 00:00 (sixteen years ago) link

make me a drink woman
-- jergins (jergins), Monday, January 8, 2007 8:27 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Link

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YES!
-- lxy (lxy), Monday, January 8, 2007 8:34 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Link

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make it a double and go heavy on the breast milk
-- jergins (jergins), Monday, January 8, 2007 8:44 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Link

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YES!
-- lxy (lxy), Monday, January 8, 2007 8:57 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Link

gr8080, Thursday, 12 July 2007 00:07 (sixteen years ago) link

breast milk in a drink /= relationship

jergïns, Thursday, 12 July 2007 02:44 (sixteen years ago) link

(seriously though have you guys ever tried that one drink--they call it a White Mother Russian here. with breast milk 6-9 months after birth and the right kind of liquer it really is kind of the perfect drink. tip!)

jergïns, Thursday, 12 July 2007 02:47 (sixteen years ago) link

also who said it was mine? i happen to know that the milk of the breast goes for $3 / oz. and can be purchased via craig's list.

lxy, Thursday, 12 July 2007 03:14 (sixteen years ago) link

now you are informed.

lxy, Thursday, 12 July 2007 03:14 (sixteen years ago) link

u seem kinda sprung 4 him, amon

-- Confounded, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 7:19 PM (4 hours ago)

u seem kinda 8====D~ ~ ~ )-; jealous

am0n, Thursday, 12 July 2007 03:33 (sixteen years ago) link

also who said it was mine? i happen to know that the milk of the breast goes for $3 / oz. and can be purchased via craig's list.

pix?

am0n, Thursday, 12 July 2007 03:40 (sixteen years ago) link

everyone just got very defensive.

gr8080, Thursday, 12 July 2007 03:54 (sixteen years ago) link

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/30/238130.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 12 July 2007 04:08 (sixteen years ago) link

I AM THIS TIGER

http://www.worldwidehtml.com/outlink/myanmar_tigers_xbk101_3159.jpg

jergïns, Thursday, 12 July 2007 04:27 (sixteen years ago) link

just a couple of roommates at the beach

http://www.womanthouartgod.com/images/bfeeding.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 12 July 2007 04:35 (sixteen years ago) link

i wish the hat kept the sun out of my eyes more

jergïns, Thursday, 12 July 2007 04:43 (sixteen years ago) link

lxwife

Lingbert, Thursday, 12 July 2007 05:38 (sixteen years ago) link

I’ll tell ya, my lxwife and I, we don’t think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!

jergïns, Thursday, 12 July 2007 06:50 (sixteen years ago) link

no marriages on this board.

-- lxy, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 04:02 (2 days ago) Link

lxy, Thursday, 12 July 2007 15:17 (sixteen years ago) link

I’ll tell ya, my lxwife and I, we don’t think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/dec04/dead.dangerfield1230_big.jpg

Confounded, Thursday, 12 July 2007 15:25 (sixteen years ago) link

contributing to the sexual delinquency of a minor

-- Heave Ho, Friday, July 13, 2007 2:33 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

jergïns, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link

rodney dangerfield: the heebening

gershy, Saturday, 14 July 2007 06:37 (sixteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

has any woman ever committed suicide by shooting herself in the vagina?

-- Heave Ho, Thursday, July 5, 2007 4:01 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

gr8080, Monday, 13 August 2007 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link

LOLOLOLOL

Heave Ho, Monday, 13 August 2007 00:47 (sixteen years ago) link

LOLOLOLOLOL

sanskrit, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 14:40 (sixteen years ago) link

btw LOLOLOLOLOLOL

sanskrit, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 14:41 (sixteen years ago) link

file under WTF why wtfrudoin weirdo

am0n, Friday, 21 March 2008 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link

meta

El Tomboto, Friday, 21 March 2008 22:46 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 21 March 2008 22:53 (sixteen years ago) link

our lives

am0n, Friday, 21 March 2008 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link

hmmm how to see all posts on there BY Big Hoos?

Electronic Bugaloo, Saturday, 22 March 2008 00:19 (sixteen years ago) link

wtf heave ho

-- Lingbert, Thursday, May 3, 2007 10:09 AM (Yesterday)

-- Lingbert, Friday, 4 May 2007 21:13 (10 months ago) Link

Lingbert, Saturday, 22 March 2008 00:39 (sixteen years ago) link

lall

am0n, Saturday, 22 March 2008 01:23 (sixteen years ago) link

bell_labs more you, less cats and Ian please

-- Electronic Bugaloo, Saturday, March 22, 2008 12:02 AM (18 hours ago)

am0n, Saturday, 22 March 2008 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link

positive ID

gr8080, Saturday, 22 March 2008 23:23 (sixteen years ago) link

the heavebot becomes more mind-boggling with each upgrade

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 23 March 2008 02:44 (sixteen years ago) link

There's nothing, in the slightest way, mind-boggling about that Lindsay is very pretty and consistently nice to me. Also why would I want to look at some dude's pics?

Electronic Bugaloo, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 15:41 (sixteen years ago) link

dont be mean heave ian is very pretty too

max, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 15:42 (sixteen years ago) link

why would I want to look at some dude's pics?

you seemed to like this guy well enough

el bit, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:14 (sixteen years ago) link

own3d

am0n, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:56 (sixteen years ago) link

<3 heave

bell_labs, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link

why?

jergins, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 22:18 (sixteen years ago) link

i don't...know...?

bell_labs, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 22:23 (sixteen years ago) link

who us el bit

gr8080, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 22:25 (sixteen years ago) link

oh that was me fucking around

jergins, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Also why would I want to look at some dude's pics?

by heave ho Member since:
September 15, 2007
http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sch/gr2/nophoto3_48x48.gif
i've met him too..
in bed.
3 hours ago

Lingbert, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 23:00 (sixteen years ago) link

looOoool

am0n, Thursday, 27 March 2008 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/evlchk/

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 22 August 2008 22:53 (fifteen years ago) link

five months pass...

who is?

Choose Leif, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:17 (fifteen years ago) link

is/was ;_;

Choose Leif, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:17 (fifteen years ago) link

oic 8 to 80

Choose Leif, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:25 (fifteen years ago) link

nope

eman, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:29 (fifteen years ago) link

he's been back for awhile, just not on IRE

eman, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:29 (fifteen years ago) link

http://images.outinamerica.com/postcards/Batty.gif

velko, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:36 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/tron.jpg

max, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:37 (fifteen years ago) link

oi c

Choose Leif, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:52 (fifteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Yo, heave ho!
Yo, heave ho!
Once more, once again, still once more
Yo, heave ho!
Yo, heave ho!
Once more, once again, still once more

Now we fell the stout birch tree,
Now we pull hard: one, two, three.
Ay-da, da, ay-da!
Ay-da, da, ay-da!
Now we fell the stout birch tree

As the barges float along,
To the sun we sing our song.
Ay-da, da, ay-da!
Ay-da, da, ay-da!
To the sun we sing our song.

Hey, hey, let's heave a-long the way
to the sun we sing our song
Yo, heave ho!
Yo, heave ho!
Once more, once again, still once more

Volga, Volga our pride,
Mighty stream so deep and wide.
Ay-da, da, ay-da!
Ay-da, da, ay-da!
Volga, Volga you're our pride.

Yo, heave ho!
Yo, heave ho!
Once more, once again, still once more
Yo, heave ho!
Yo, heave ho!

am0n, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:34 (fourteen years ago) link

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asydayjobs (unregistered), Friday, 5 June 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

thanks heave, glad to have you back

classic poopypants (jergins), Friday, 5 June 2009 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

bettbatt (2:22:06 AM): when i was in tenth grade our maths teacher told us the integral sign was a snake that would bite us if we did not master it

Big K.R.U.T. (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 11 January 2010 07:24 (fourteen years ago) link

bettbatt: he was right too
bettbatt: i didn't master it and it bit me several times in later years

tehresa, Monday, 11 January 2010 07:25 (fourteen years ago) link

i have a theory about heave ho.

― lxy, Tuesday, July 3, 2007

??

velko, Monday, 11 January 2010 08:20 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://heave-ho.org/

am0n, Monday, 7 February 2011 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.heavehocharters.com/images/leftlogobar.gif

am0n, Monday, 7 February 2011 19:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Fun Cruises

ciderpress, Monday, 7 February 2011 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link

love this thread

acoleuthic, Monday, 7 February 2011 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

cut, of course

― Heave Ho, Friday, August 17, 2007 4:43 PM (3 years ago)

am0n, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 05:04 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://www.kiva.org/team/heavehoorg

buzza, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 15:59 (twelve years ago) link

three years pass...
ten months pass...
two weeks pass...

https://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic169331.jpg

😭 (am0n), Friday, 5 June 2015 19:36 (eight years ago) link


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