Is this forum for testing stand-up comedy routines?

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well, is it? it has a lot of potential as a database of observational comedy routines that crappy stand-ups can nick en route to a prestigious career on tv gameshows

― Anas FK, Friday, 20 September 2002 17:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I hate stand-up comedy.

― petra jane (petra jane), Friday, 20 September 2002 23:28 (twenty-three years ago)

what's the deal with that petra?

― webber (webber), Saturday, 21 September 2002 05:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I am an alternative comedian, so I have no intention of making you laugh.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 21 September 2002 14:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes it is. Please feel free to demonstrate yr routines on us.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Sunday, 22 September 2002 05:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I always feel embarrassed for standup comedians. Also I've yet to come across one I found funnier than me/people I know, anyway.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 00:14 (twenty-three years ago)

two weeks pass...

yeah we're way funnier than standup comedians! at least we dont poke fun at unsuspecting audience members.

― rebekah, Wednesday, 9 October 2002 17:06 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

I always feel embarrassed for electricians. Also, I've yet to come across one I found more electrical than me/people I know, anyway.
What a completely moronic opinion. Because life is a beauty pageant, and I need to be princess.
Grow up.

― Not Andrew Thames, Thursday, 28 November 2002 20:15 (twenty-three years ago)

are you a standup comedian? i feel embarrassed for yo.

― doorag (hellbaby), Saturday, 30 November 2002 21:57 (twenty-three years ago)

YOU

― doorag (hellbaby), Saturday, 30 November 2002 21:58 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...

Guy walks into a bar...

Ouch.

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Thursday, 13 March 2003 20:35 (twenty-three years ago)

fat people!

― rebekah (rebekah), Friday, 14 March 2003 06:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Nah, you see black guys post like this:"Yo yo yo dawg, that Timbaland is off the heezy fo sheezy, my nizzle!", while white people post like this "The socioeconomic manifestations of hip hop and its contributions to our communal lexicon perpetuate the erroneous stereotypes of young African-American males"

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 06:54 (twenty-three years ago)

hahaha! I wanna tell someone that something is off the heezy fo sheezy now....

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Friday, 14 March 2003 07:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I am a stand up and here is a few jokes tell me what you think.

I have been having trouble sleeping so I tried counting sheep..It just makes me horny.. It is wrong to fuck animals and I would never fuck a sheep ever....again..I am allergic to wool.

― jimmy, Saturday, 15 March 2003 14:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Jimmy,..That as pretty funny at least someone on this site is I want more..

― john campbell, Saturday, 15 March 2003 19:27 (twenty-three years ago)

john,...that is pretty funny how you cant use punctuation and all seperate your sentences then people will realize you're trying to be mean etc

― rebekah (rebekah), Sunday, 16 March 2003 00:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Hi! Thank's for the comments...I perform at the Cocanuts comedy club in Clearwater on Sunday if anyone wants to come see me. Here are a few more jokes. I was talking to a girl at a bar..She said I only sleep with guys that have ten inches..I said sorry baby I aint cutting off four inches for any woman. If I had cut off 4 inches Id have to borrow 2 first and I dont borrow things I cant pay back.

― jimmy, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 14:31 (twenty-three years ago)

three years pass...

ROFFLEDOWN AT THE LOLLERDOME!!

― Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 21 July 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

seven years pass...

You know, I travel a lot, go to a lot of different cities... You ever see a phone number on a TV commercial that has the same prefix as the one you've got at home? What's up with that? Sure the area code's some weird-ass "879", but hey, 757 is my prefix! Back in the 50s, you would've called Mabel the Operator and said, "Patch me through to SKyline-7, 5893." What do you mean here the used to be PLumpass-76? What's the deal with that?

― pplains, Friday, 6 December 2013 01:53 (twelve years ago)

FUCKING CHOLOS COACHING MY baby KID'S FOOTBALL THING AMIRITE , Walking right UP TO YOU with HIS NECK TATTOO

― Sébastien, Sunday, 8 December 2013 04:13 (twelve years ago)

*heckles unintelligibly*

― StanM, Sunday, 8 December 2013 05:39 (twelve years ago)

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