i hate wasps

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there was a wasp in my bed waiting for me last night, and it stung me on the arm. fucker! i guess i was lucky in that i am not allergic and i only got stung once.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 13 April 2003 23:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Wasps are shitty at foreplay

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 13 April 2003 23:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm scared of hornets!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 13 April 2003 23:48 (twenty-three years ago)

you are a funnty cunt.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 13 April 2003 23:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Why aren't you on AIM you bugfucker?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 13 April 2003 23:50 (twenty-three years ago)

because the uni computers don't let us use AIM.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 13 April 2003 23:51 (twenty-three years ago)

and i really resent your insectophilephobic attitude.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 13 April 2003 23:52 (twenty-three years ago)

It's just guilt... I slept over at my friend the stick insect's house when I was 12 once and, y'know, stuff happened...

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

don't hate yourself andrew. you're not alone with your pain.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Thanks. It really helps to talk about it!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 14 April 2003 00:04 (twenty-three years ago)

i'll see you on AIM in about a week, andrew. in the meantime, don't cry, its not your fault that bugs find you irrepressibly hot.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:07 (twenty-three years ago)

that makes me think of the buffy episode about the ghosts haunting sunndale, and there's this blooper of angel being all evil saying "waps" (getting the word mixed up) and it's great!

― rebekah (rebekah), Monday, 14 April 2003 01:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I was about to ger freaky with a Preying Mantis and then I saw the look in her eye... and bailed before things got out of hand.

― Lola Falana, Monday, 14 April 2003 02:16 (twenty-three years ago)

You talk to me about it all the time Andrew, I hope it's helping!

― Livvie Tapper (Livvie), Monday, 14 April 2003 11:06 (twenty-three years ago)

So yr a cicada, right?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 14 April 2003 11:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey at least none of you went out with a lobster.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 14 April 2003 11:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah yeah so YOU say!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 14 April 2003 11:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Me? A cicada? If so I am a HELPFUL cicada.

― Livvie Tapper (Livvie), Monday, 14 April 2003 11:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh really?!

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 14 April 2003 11:31 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.nf.lung.ca/image/lobster.gif
sigh

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 14 April 2003 11:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Calm down, those seabiscuits were all hot for you if you remember, you have to let him go!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 14 April 2003 11:34 (twenty-three years ago)

They don't have those pinchy things though.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 14 April 2003 11:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I fear this joke is beyond my grasp, but those claws look painful.

― Livvie Tapper (Livvie), Monday, 14 April 2003 11:39 (twenty-three years ago)

OH MY GOD.
This is Winston Egbert on the Sweet Valley High tv show.
http://mrvideo.vidiot.com/UPN/SVH/images/SVH97142.jpg
I am outraged. He doesn't look like a 30 year old computer programmer AT ALL.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 14 April 2003 11:43 (twenty-three years ago)

At least he has a neck problem

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 14 April 2003 11:47 (twenty-three years ago)

my sting has turned into a big angry welt and its really itchy. should i see someone about it?

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 14 April 2003 19:42 (twenty-three years ago)

i just did, and they gave me antihistamines, woohhooo here come the drowsies!

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 14 April 2003 22:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Sweet. Stupid wasp. Did you squash it or anything?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 04:07 (twenty-three years ago)

i thought you meant white anglo saxon prod. like boston and kinda like chch.

― Clare (not entirely unhappy), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 19:16 (twenty-three years ago)

the antihistamines aren't doing SHIT. my crackpot of a doctor didn't even know that wasps don't leave a sting behind, and when i told him, he said "i'm not an entomologist, you know".

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 21:27 (twenty-three years ago)

snarky cunt of a doctor - EVERYBODY knows wasps 'lick' your skin with their stings; that they sting multiple times.

― Clare (not entirely unhappy), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 04:44 (twenty-three years ago)

the swelling has gone down a bit and its not itchy anymore.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 23:15 (twenty-three years ago)

two weeks pass...

did you know that if you're being attacked by a swarm of bees (i guess it can apply with wasps too, so i'm not completely off subject)while you're driving, you're not liable for any damage you cause;]

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 10:20 (twenty-three years ago)

God it'd be awful if wasps swarmed!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 10:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Once my dad told me a great story about how he threw water on a hornet nest and then ran for his life and hid in a barn. Why? He was BORED.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 00:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Boredom is dangerous

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 00:06 (twenty-three years ago)

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