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girls who fuck you about and then think that it's ok for them to push to be 'friends' and then think that they're on good turf with you when really you hate them and wish they'd leave you the fuck alone, yet i'm 'cause i'm a fucking wuss who doesn't want the hassle that would be created by the response of "FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING BINT" NNNRGGH I HATE EVRYONE!!l;/.;/

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Friday, 11 July 2003 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"bint". i haven't heard that for a long time. i detect some bitterness in your post, jonathan.

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 12 July 2003 00:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"bint" is from the arabic i believe

― duane, Saturday, 12 July 2003 01:27 (twenty-two years ago)

You forgot satanist on your "special" list.

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Saturday, 12 July 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

what? there's no god or satan.

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Sunday, 13 July 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Lies.

― Lola Falana, Sunday, 13 July 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Sunday, 13 July 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate all women, I am worse than you in general Jon.They are comletley pointless and are only good for sucking on my balls.I hate them, and what amazes me, is that they are just as selfish as we are.They want attractive men like we want attravtive women.They have bachelors, and we have bachelottes (If I spelled that correctly) and they want everything to be pretty and happy and full of makeup and all that other bullshit! I hate it worse when they are pretty too.It is if they dont know how to not cocktease me.Why cant they (Like Lola for one) and just do chores and blowjobs? Why must they insist on trying to prove they are equal? They are not.(In you face Lola) because you are all fucking dumb and I hate you.......................WOMEN SUCK AND ARE NOT EQUAL TO MY GREATNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Monday, 14 July 2003 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Pissed off yet, Lola?

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Monday, 14 July 2003 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Not really, Adrian... because I KNOW I'm superior to you, and no one, especially you, can tell me differently... mainly because I know you'll have some trouble spelling the word superior. It's okay though. Not everyone can be as perfect as me.

― Lola Falana, Monday, 14 July 2003 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't hate women adrian...i just hate the ones who mess me about and me me feel like shit, like you would anyone i s'pose=]

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Monday, 14 July 2003 11:36 (twenty-two years ago)

make*

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Monday, 14 July 2003 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I dont either,I am just aroused by Lolas words when he says she wants to get her dyke lover to kick my ass, she really means that she wants to fuck me.It makes me so happy to know that I can turn a so called lesbian gay...........................................................

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Monday, 14 July 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I dont either,I am just aroused by Lolas words when he says she wants to get her dyke lover to kick my ass, she really means that she wants to fuck me.It makes me so happy to know that I can turn a so called lesbian striaght......................................................

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Monday, 14 July 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

The first one is a typo.

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Monday, 14 July 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Why would I want my girlfriend (who is very girly...ask Dan) to kiss your ass, when I can do it myself? That ruins all the fun.

― Lola Falana, Monday, 14 July 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

You mean to say kick right?

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 06:06 (twenty-two years ago)

How very stupid of you Lola.

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 17 July 2003 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Lol. I didn't even catch that. Freudian slip? Uhh...no I think not. Adrian, my boy, you have a lot of growing up to do. I only wish I was the one to beat you senseless and show you how truly pathetic you are in the face of a powerful woman. I rule the earth.

― Lola Falana, Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish you would kiss me, with your Taco Bell cunt cream pie you piece of shit........And eat my balls and lick my cocks shaft ...................I would love to fuck with you, but dont you see? I would love to meet you and bend you over and make your asshole tingle with glee.Knowing that I could turn a muff diver into a real cocksucker is a great pleasure for me...

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 17 July 2003 06:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck this is really, really dull now.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 17 July 2003 07:11 (twenty-two years ago)

...but the thing is...is you couldn't. And dude, please, stop with the Mexican shit. My dad is Mexican and my mom is as white as hell so I'm only half. I don't eat much Mexican food and I really don't speak Spanish either. SO lay off it. I don't even look Mexican.

― Lola Falana, Thursday, 17 July 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

So you are a cracker huh? Are you fat? Do you look like Roseanne? Do you wear perfume? Are you and your gay lover willing to experiment, with me? I hope so.

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Friday, 18 July 2003 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Have you ever had cock Lola? I mean, besides mine.

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Friday, 18 July 2003 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

And be serious this time.No butch bullshit........

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Friday, 18 July 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

adrian, you're not funny, and this is boring, monotonous, tedious, nrrgh, you summed up.

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Friday, 18 July 2003 10:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it's time to go swimming again.

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Friday, 18 July 2003 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I love that.

― julei (julei), Saturday, 19 July 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Lola, can I bite you?

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Saturday, 19 July 2003 09:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Did i really post the first one? Or is someone fucking with my e-mail?

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Sunday, 20 July 2003 10:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I meant the one about biting Lola.

― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Sunday, 20 July 2003 10:06 (twenty-two years ago)

It's logged in as you

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Sunday, 20 July 2003 12:04 (twenty-two years ago)

well, tbh, i've got a split personality and you're all parts of my mind that i've created web accounts for on this message board i created solely for myself, infact, i don't even have the internet.

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Sunday, 20 July 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

Wow! :)
Pathetic :)

― Fuck You!, Saturday, 5 November 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

"A scientist knows more & more about less & less till he knows everything about nothing while a philosopher knows less & less about more & more till he knows nothing about everything" unknown

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Sunday, 6 November 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL

― codie schachner, Wednesday, 9 November 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...

Wash my cunt and balls

― wash my cunt, Thursday, 13 April 2006 21:17 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

that

― YOUR ORGANS, Friday, 14 March 2008 08:01 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

when i toss the cigarette out my car window, but for some unknown fucked up reason it decides to fly BACK into my car and burn a hole in my back seat.

bullshit.

― hondurian, Friday, 18 September 2009 13:39 (sixteen years ago)

C+

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Friday, 18 September 2009 13:45 (sixteen years ago)

Ever try spitting out of a rear-hinged window in a moving conversion van?

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 18 September 2009 13:48 (sixteen years ago)

lmao no but i have thought about it!!!

― hondurian, Friday, 18 September 2009 13:49 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCqP8tBOHJY

― am0n, Friday, 18 September 2009 17:04 (sixteen years ago)

Wow! :)
Pathetic :)

― Fuck You!, Saturday, November 5, 2005 5:24 PM (3 years ago)

Wash my cunt and balls

― wash my cunt, Thursday, April 13, 2006 5:17 PM (3 years ago)

― am0n, Friday, 18 September 2009 17:06 (sixteen years ago)

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;_;

― velko, Friday, 18 September 2009 17:08 (sixteen years ago)

Then there's spitting on a bicycle and most of gets on your cheek and ear and hair, and the spit is more viscous because you've been exercising.

― bamcquern, Friday, 18 September 2009 18:51 (sixteen years ago)

― hope u get ♋ (Lamp), Friday, 18 September 2009 18:54 (sixteen years ago)

I hate it when I get raped in the butt.

― bamcquern, Friday, 18 September 2009 19:00 (sixteen years ago)

the worst is when you spit while you're swimming, and the spit is more viscous because you're exercising, so the water doesn't wash it away. hence there's a fat, ~~stringy~~ ropey loogie hanging there on the corner of your mouth and cheek, growing longer and longer with each cycle of rotary breathing. that's the worst.

― sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Friday, 18 September 2009 20:19 (sixteen years ago)

no, actually rape jokes are 1000 times worse than that.

― sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Friday, 18 September 2009 20:20 (sixteen years ago)

"ropey loogie hanging there on the corner of your mouth and cheek, growing longer and longer with each cycle of rotary breathing"

I like that.

― bamcquern, Friday, 18 September 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)

xpost I just wanted to know what gets an A around here.

― bamcquern, Friday, 18 September 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

no eye dear

― sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Friday, 18 September 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

reckon I deserve at least a B- for using so many fucking commas.

― sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Friday, 18 September 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)

This on the other hand is fantastic.

― Niles Caulder, Monday, 21 September 2009 11:58 (sixteen years ago)

hate fucking cover letters

― steamed hams (harbl), Friday, 25 September 2009 00:29 (sixteen years ago)

ME TOO. They're the worst ever.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 25 September 2009 00:30 (sixteen years ago)

i'm so mad at it!!!! also hungry but if i cook something it's gonna take another hour away from this ~pieceofshit~ and i'm going to put it off another day

― steamed hams (harbl), Friday, 25 September 2009 00:36 (sixteen years ago)

:-( They just feel so fucking fake and bullshitty to me. I just want to me like "LISTEN FOOLS YOU SHOULD HIRE ME BECAUSE I CAN DO THIS JOB AND WOULD BE REALLY GOOD AT IT. ALSO, BECAUSE I AM AWESOME. CAPICHE?" Might try that next time.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 25 September 2009 00:39 (sixteen years ago)

I just use an old one my ex left on my comp and edit in new specifics, cos I can't stand writing them either. Feels dirty.

― Niles Caulder, Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:33 (sixteen years ago)

haha i didn't finish it :( i had a good one but had to rewrite it for a totally different job and it needs like 5 more sentences but now it's too long. i have to just hurry up and send it in though. not like i'm getting the job anyway rite

― steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:36 (sixteen years ago)

k it's done and sent. it's crappy but they all are, that's what i tell myself.

― steamed hams (harbl), Monday, 28 September 2009 21:05 (sixteen years ago)

fanny packs....

― hondurian, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 13:02 (sixteen years ago)

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