I hate pizza

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Yeah, that's right. I'll admit it. I CAN'T stand this vile wheel of cheese and bad sauce! (I think I'm the only one on the planet that hates pizza)...seriously guys...I can't stand to even look at it. Go ahead, say it...there's something wrong with me.

Lola Falana, Wednesday, 16 July 2003 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

theres maybe not something wrong with you, but man i love pizza. brocolli and ble cheese is my favourite, though guacamole bean is pretty good too.

di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

pizza is easily the most overrated food ever, except for sushi. the cheese is stringy and hard to swallow, and the crust is either too hard or too soft. dud.

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 09:57 (twenty-two years ago)

don't be stupid, pizza is one of the greatest fast foods ever. I even ate it tonight! I also like sushi. Overrated NO WAY!

Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 10:23 (twenty-two years ago)

:o pizza is infinately nice, although if you're a bit full the sight will make you hurl;/ but sushi is a wee over rated tbh.

jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Pizza kicks all other food to the kerb! Di, are those actual pizza flavours? I should mention we had scrummy corporate Pizza Hut, go us

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

i like pizza once in a while but that's all. it gives me gas.

i hate popcorn - i only know one other person who hates it too. i am Unique.

black plastic (black plastic), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i think i know a few people who do'nt like it!:P let's turn this into a competition...see who knows the most 'tards who don't like pizza:P

jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 13:20 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahahaha

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

what are you laughing about, pizza face?

black plastic (black plastic), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

does anyone remember ramona quimby ? she once called beatrice pizza face because of her acne and beatrice got really upset.

black plastic (black plastic), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

:O crazy bitch.

jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Romona the Great!! One of the best children's series ever!! (Next to Superfudge, Judy BLume is awesome.)
I hate popcorn too. It's disgusting. The only thing popcorn is good for is throwing it at annoying peole who won't shut up at the movies.
Pizza is vile.
Here are my list of great foods:
-Buffalo Wings/Strips form my restaurant...with bleu cheese!!
-Spaghetti (all other pasta is disgusting, especially alfredo)
-Peanut butter and Jelly Sandwiches
-Snickers
-Tossed green salad with avocado, mandarin orange slices and a raspberry vinigarette
-pears
-peas
-carrots
-vegetable soup...homemade
-chocolate cookies
-lobster
-artichokes
-cottage cheese
-huge sub sandwiches with pepperocinis (sp?) and avocado!!
-A really good cauliflower bisque that I had at Le Papillon. It was fucking awesome...too bad I can't afford $92.00 meals everyday....
-grapes (red, seedless)

and that's about it...I'll add more when I think of stuff... but yes... pizza is still vile

Lola Falana, Wednesday, 16 July 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah you used to be able to get them from the best pizza delivery in dunedin, pizza-to-go-go. alas it closed down. sushi is one of my favourite foods at the moment, without the raw fish of course, but its kind of refreshing to eat like a salad. neither of these foods compare with chips and dip though.

di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll only eat "California Rolls", and those are barely tolerable.

Other vile foods besides pizza:

Popcorn
Oatmeal cookies with raisins
Anything with raisins
Most cold cereals
Wild rices..like those black grain things...those are freakin crazy
(this will spark controversy) Beer. I know it's not a food, but it's vile so it goes on here.
Bologna
macaroni salad
black olives, the green ones are bomb...which reminds me...
pimentos suck (those little red folded things people sneak into green olives)
horseradish
iceberg lettuce is pretty annoying 'cept like on a burger or something...
beets taste like dirt
...
and now, the most vile food ever created......
onions.
Onions are the worst thing ever! I can sniff them out of anything and if they are in my food, my food has then become tainted and unsafe to eat. I imagine I will die a horrible onion death because I can't think of anything else onions cann possibly do except give you bad breath and try to kill you. Die onions, die.

Lola Falana, Thursday, 17 July 2003 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the stupidest thread on Earth.........period.How can anyone hate pizza? Only a woman like Lola, used to eating tacos and burritos and all that other mexican shit! Whatever Fagla (Lola) get fucking over yourself.

Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 17 July 2003 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I bet you like pussy more than pizza, huh Lola?

Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 17 July 2003 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Lola, ever eat your girlfriend? What does it really taste like?

Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 17 July 2003 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Pizza! The fish is tasty, but chicken/avocado's prob better overall.

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 17 July 2003 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Adrian, you are pure comedy. I don't really eat mexican food... as you can see from my list...and that's why you're an idiot...you overgeneralize, and stereotype and I hate you. Yes, I go down on my girlfriend, an no I won't tell you how it tastes. Maybe one day you'll hook up with someone who isn't disease infested, and takes care of herself...then you'll know.

Lola Falana, Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

And why is this a stupid thread? 'Cause I'm not talking about ass kickings and faggots and how I did your mom last night? I'm sorry for holding such an unintelligent conversation. Please help me to be on as high an educational level as yourself, Adrian.

Lola Falana, Thursday, 17 July 2003 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I love it when you get bitchy with me, your the only dyke cocktese that I know that I bag on out of love, and not out of hatred.I dont hate you, yet you seem to hate me? I do not understand.Why,why, my princess of pie (Pussy that is) and why is it that you wont tell me what pussy taste like? Is it that good? At least you could give me a hint and say it is like a particular food or something.Jesus Christ! Your one mean mexican pussylicker!

Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 17 July 2003 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I meant cocktease in my first post.Anyway, I promise that if you tell me if you look like Zuleikha Robinson or not, and how pussy smells and taste like, I will leave you alone.Okay???????????????????????????

Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 17 July 2003 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

sushi isn't actually bad, i just hate the way everyone goes on about it all the time. it's just fucking FISH for chrissake.

chips and dip = utter classic every time.

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 17 July 2003 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Justyn Is a dumbass I see?

Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 17 July 2003 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)

There's all manner of sushi inners in Auckland

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 17 July 2003 07:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Of course you don't like pizza. All pizza on the West Coast is shite.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 17 July 2003 07:14 (twenty-two years ago)

justyn, me and E are total chips n dip fiends, so if you ever come over here we need to have a chips n dip convention!

di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 17 July 2003 07:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Lola, I hope you get my "special" e-mail sent to you, by yours truly! I just hope you understand your signifigance to me this hot way.........

Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 17 July 2003 08:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Sushi is not just fish! Not even the fish sushi, there's delicious crispy vegetables and creamy avocado and soy sauce etc etc etc. Oh I could eat a truckload of it.

Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Thursday, 17 July 2003 09:13 (twenty-two years ago)

who would've thought seaweed could be so delicious?

di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 17 July 2003 09:39 (twenty-two years ago)

i didnt think seaweed could be so delicious, and i was right! i loathe the stuff.

i'll ship off my share of sushi in a truckload to you, then.

black plastic (black plastic), Thursday, 17 July 2003 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Chips and dip rock, but they both have to be very speacial...it can't just be any crap you scoop up with some lame chip...it has to be ceremonious. I can't even begin to count how many times chips and dip have saved me from utter alcohol destruction.

Lola Falana, Thursday, 17 July 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

You have'nt gotten my message yet sweethart?

Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 17 July 2003 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Pizza is the staple of a punk's diet. That and cheap beer. That being said, I wish I had some pizza... and maybe a Bud to go with it.

The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Friday, 18 July 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Lola! You want to hear a joke?

Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff?
When the police officer asked him why he'd done it he said, "Tequila! Tequila!"

How about another:

What kind of cans are there in Mexico?
Mexicans.

How about this?

Who is the dumbest bitch in the world?

You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hhahahahahahahhahahahah...............................................

Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Sunday, 20 July 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

You know what other food I love? (This is great)

get romaine lettuce and a pear, peel the pear and cut it in half. Scoop a dollop of cram cheese in the hole of the pear half and sprinkle with nuts...drip raspberry puree over the whole thing and then put it on the romaine lettuce leaf. I know it sounds kinda weird, but trust me...IT'S SOOOOOO GOOD!!

Nitey Nite Guys!!

Lola Falana, Sunday, 20 July 2003 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Whatever.

Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Sunday, 20 July 2003 05:07 (twenty-two years ago)

six years pass...

I want pizza

harbl, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 19:33 (sixteen years ago)

four years pass...

http://i.imgur.com/reGbDGG.gif

乒乓, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 13:23 (twelve years ago)

A drunk frat boy followed my friends on Delancey St the other week to tell us that wife pushed off a cliff joke, which I didn't "get" until just now.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 13:45 (twelve years ago)


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