What are your roots?

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Since background, country, and race keeps coming up around here, I thought it might be interesting to see what everyone's ethnic ingredients list is. Why? Well, why not? Oh, and don't even bother posting on this thread if you are just looking for ammunition for some silly little racial flame messages. said, those will probably be the only kind of posts this thread will see... Lick-On-Lola>

My grandfather is a 100% Irish immigrant, so I've got a good deal of that in me, followed by a large portion of German blood, some English, and just a little bit of Choctaw Native American to mix things up. Not the most exciting mix in the world, but hey...

The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Sunday, 20 July 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, and that last sentence in the first paragraph should have started as "That being said"... I guess it didn't like my paranthesis...

The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Sunday, 20 July 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

So THAT'S what makes you so beautiful Dan.... ;)

My father was born and raised right here, in San Jose... and so was my mother. My dad's parents are both Mexican...coming from different regions. My grandpa was from Chihuahua (sp?), and he's very dark. My grandmother was from another part called Michoacan. She's much lighter, but that's also cause she has Spanish in her. My mom's family is mostlty Welsh and English. I've been told I have up to 12 different nationalities in me...I just stick to Mexican American. I have olive colored skin that tans very nicely. :)

Lola Falana, Sunday, 20 July 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

i think my family goes back too far to find exactly what the dillio is with that but i have family in the states and canada, but i think they moved from here so...
so as far as i know, i'm a full Brit, roar! not sure if they're all from England though, i think they are?;/ hmm. how intruiging.

jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Sunday, 20 July 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm a white new zealander. my family tree has been traced back to scotland, ireland, and england.

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 20 July 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

A wetback
A Cracker
A fucking New Zealander

What the fuck is next?

(By the way, I am white, vietemese and spanish) Fuck all of you!!!!!!!

Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Monday, 21 July 2003 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Lol, oh look, someone who's 1/3 Cracker, 1/3 Spic and (worst of all) 1/3 Asian...Hey Adrian? Are you a terrible driver? Do you collect cans for the recycling? DO you wear sandals no matter what else you are wearing? Oh..sorry...I was just being stereotypical. It sucks when that happens.

Lola Falana, Monday, 21 July 2003 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahahahahahahahah! You idiot! You don't know what I look like, much less belive me! I could be lying right in front of you and you would be too stupid to ever catch it! You are a prime example of how dumb your gender truly is.Here is another example:

They suck and they wish they were us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The End!!!!!

Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Monday, 21 July 2003 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear Lola (My pusslicking sweet)

I was just kidding on the first one.I meant to really give actual evidence to support my argument.Like for example........this article I found right here about how stupip women are!!! (Yeah, that includes dykes too Lola, you still have a pussy dont you, I suppose) hm.Anyway here it is:

Women are dumb (Part one) By-TJ Norway

Women like to describe themselves as “complicated”. In actuality, they are just idiots that don’t know what they want. Don’t believe me? Next time your on a first date go to your local Blockbuster video and let her pick out the movie. She won’t. You will be there forever or until they close. If she does develop the courage to choose, it will be stupid anyway. It’s a no-win situation. Women try to validate their indecisiveness by saying they want a man who has initiative. This is because they are incapable of making decisions for themselves.

ALL women are insecure. The hotter they are, the more insecure they are. It’s true. Women feel the need to live up to a certain standard. That airbrushed fake playboy look. One way to get a chick that’s out of your league is beat down her confidence (or lack there of). Pick a body part and playfully make fun of her. Nose, teeth, eyes, lips, legs, elbows, tits, or ass. It doesn’t matter because even if she is perfect, she still hates something about every inch of her. Call her fat. I guarantee you every girl thinks she can lose a few pounds even if she is Ethiopian. You must do this subtly otherwise you will risk getting slapped or you’ll blow it and she will just think you’re an asshole. It’s best if she trusts your opinion.

Women like mystery. Sometimes ignoring a girl is the best strategy to get her attention. This works especially well with the girls out there with TOO MUCH confidence. She will wonder why you’re not all over her like every other guy and think of you as a challenge. If you’re making conversation with one of these “attention whores” be sure to candidly point out girls that you think are hot and NEVER compliment her. Good-looking women get hit on all day long so it’s best to come at them from a different angle. If they think they cant have you then they will want you even more. This is why all the chicks seem to be around when you are hooked up and not when you are single. If your chasing the older ladies wearing a wedding band is equally as effective.

Get ‘em while they are young boys. They spoil quickly. Younger girls are excited about sex. It isn’t until they get older that they realize they can get something for it. At this point, good looks and a personality won’t get you very far. Money, fame, and power turn them on. Seriously. Bill Gates, the quintessential geek, can have any girl he wants. Alfred Hitchcock, the ugliest man in history, pulled bitches in his day. They flash some cash and cunts start drooling. It’s the way it is. I can’t even begin to describe my loathing for these overpriced hookers. I’d rather choke them to death then put my dick in ‘em. But if you want to nail one, here is a good way …go rent a Mercedes and an Armani suit. Find the swankest bar in the city and sit in the corner and read the Wall Street Journal. They will come running. Be sure to have your lies straight. Women have a fairly decent bullshit detector. When you land her be sure to HATE-FUCK her for good measure, then give her the boot.

Your girlfriend tells her friends EVERYTHING. Face it… All her friends know how big your dick is. Her big mouth can lead you to a well of untapped pussy. The trick is to fuck your girlfriend good…I mean good…fuck the shit out of her. Give her 20 orgasms. All her friends will undoubtedly hear all the juicy details of your sexual triathlons. Then you can land all her skank friends too. It works.

Never EVER buy a female a drink at a bar. I know countless bitches that admit to rolling to clubs broke and getting loaded by accepting free drinks from drunk/horny men. Remember this… buying women a drink will not drain your balls. It will only drain your wallet. Girls know within 5 minutes whether or not they will fuck you. They are taking your drink and laughing at you while they are scoping that hot stud with the 6-pack taking his shirt off on the dance floor. Don’t be a sucker. Cruise the clubs 15 minutes before they close and take your pick from the drunken leftover tuna’s in the place. If a girl is still at a bar at 2am, she is looking to get humped. God bless.

-TJ

Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Monday, 21 July 2003 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I meant to say stupid in the first paragraph, but then agian,I can admit that men do make mistakes, like letting women do anything thay want because we were too stupid to tell them no.Unfortunate for us, oh, how unfortunate..............

Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Monday, 21 July 2003 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't be arsed reading that to be honest.

jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Monday, 21 July 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Scottish, I can do the accent really well.

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 21 July 2003 10:33 (twenty-two years ago)

'Get ‘em while they are young boys' Say what now?

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 21 July 2003 10:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh good, I wasn't the only one who was disturbed by that line.

The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Monday, 21 July 2003 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Let's turn this back to the original point of the thread...out of respect for Dan.

A lof of people kinda toss around the idea that, eventually, we will all be pretty much the same color and have the same ethnicity because of interracial marriages and just..the overall changing of everything...do you agree with this or disagree? Discuss.

Lola Falana, Monday, 21 July 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I think mom's going to come round and put things back the way they outta be well before the human race can reach that point... but even so, I would think recessive genes would probably keep distinct skin color alive indefinately...

The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, agreed.

Lola Falana, Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

You dare ignore me you fool (Supervillan evil talking) how dare you ignore me Lola! I shall now destroy you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Guys, due to my crzy heritage and skin coloring...I have a hoorible tan from my wetsuit that makes me look like I've been out picking lettuce all day!! Ha Ha HaaHahAhA

Lola Falana, Tuesday, 22 July 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Was that directed towards me you cunt?????????????????????????????????

Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

:O HE USED THE C WORD!!!!!!!!!!!

jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon, shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 24 July 2003 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Lol, Jon> That's one of THE "bad" words that I simply cannot stand. It hurts to hear it and...yeah. That's worse than ANY word I can think of...

Lola Falana, Thursday, 24 July 2003 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah that's like the border, it can be used with comedy though if calling someone a "cunt-stick"?hmm i find that term rather amusing:) adrian you cunt-stick.

jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Thursday, 24 July 2003 08:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Lola, I love to tormnent you.Cant you see that it just hurts when you talk about your boyfriend (me) like that? I just wanna be loved too, by a naty ass cock loving half-breed piece of trash with a name of an old fucking dumb actress.Dont you?????????????????????????????????????

Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 24 July 2003 09:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, grow up.

Lola Falana, Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

(Boring Adrian post)

Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 24 July 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

(Impotent threats, whining)

Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Friday, 25 July 2003 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

If it wasn't for the title of these threads, I wouldn't know how they are any different. They all seem to have the same punchline.

The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Friday, 25 July 2003 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

haha! "impotent threads"

jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Adrew is a little bitch.This is a true fact.

Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Sunday, 27 July 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Andrew is a little bitch.This is a true fact.

Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Sunday, 27 July 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

First one is wrong.

Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Sunday, 27 July 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Sax-ah-mah-phone. SAX-AH-MAH-PHONE.

Homer is the man.

The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Sunday, 27 July 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

A new instument genius?

Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Monday, 28 July 2003 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Where are your roots? >>>Unfortunately on my head right now. Goddamn it. I hate when I got to get my hair highlighted and they never get close enough to the base of your hair you know? I can't fucking stand that...and being out in the ocean all summer ridin' waves has so not helped my 'cause. I'm soooooooo tanned. I must look like one silly lesbian. Still gets the laidies tho. Gotta love that.

Lola Falana, Monday, 28 July 2003 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...
Happy birthday!

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 10:52 (nineteen years ago)

five years pass...

(By the way, I am white, vietemese and spanish) Fuck all of you!!!!!!!

― Adrian McCoy

buzza, Tuesday, 25 December 2012 08:29 (thirteen years ago)

Paternals: Apache grandmother and Mexican-American Grandfather
Maternals: Grandparents are first and 2nd generation Mexicans

*tera, Wednesday, 26 December 2012 06:39 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJlU_9Vyvqs

markers, Wednesday, 26 December 2012 19:13 (thirteen years ago)


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