My grandfather is a 100% Irish immigrant, so I've got a good deal of that in me, followed by a large portion of German blood, some English, and just a little bit of Choctaw Native American to mix things up. Not the most exciting mix in the world, but hey...
― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Sunday, 20 July 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)
― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Sunday, 20 July 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)
My father was born and raised right here, in San Jose... and so was my mother. My dad's parents are both Mexican...coming from different regions. My grandpa was from Chihuahua (sp?), and he's very dark. My grandmother was from another part called Michoacan. She's much lighter, but that's also cause she has Spanish in her. My mom's family is mostlty Welsh and English. I've been told I have up to 12 different nationalities in me...I just stick to Mexican American. I have olive colored skin that tans very nicely. :)
― Lola Falana, Sunday, 20 July 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)
― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Sunday, 20 July 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)
― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 20 July 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)
What the fuck is next?
(By the way, I am white, vietemese and spanish) Fuck all of you!!!!!!!
― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Monday, 21 July 2003 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― Lola Falana, Monday, 21 July 2003 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)
They suck and they wish they were us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!!!!!
― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Monday, 21 July 2003 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)
I was just kidding on the first one.I meant to really give actual evidence to support my argument.Like for example........this article I found right here about how stupip women are!!! (Yeah, that includes dykes too Lola, you still have a pussy dont you, I suppose) hm.Anyway here it is:
Women are dumb (Part one) By-TJ Norway Women like to describe themselves as “complicated”. In actuality, they are just idiots that don’t know what they want. Don’t believe me? Next time your on a first date go to your local Blockbuster video and let her pick out the movie. She won’t. You will be there forever or until they close. If she does develop the courage to choose, it will be stupid anyway. It’s a no-win situation. Women try to validate their indecisiveness by saying they want a man who has initiative. This is because they are incapable of making decisions for themselves.
ALL women are insecure. The hotter they are, the more insecure they are. It’s true. Women feel the need to live up to a certain standard. That airbrushed fake playboy look. One way to get a chick that’s out of your league is beat down her confidence (or lack there of). Pick a body part and playfully make fun of her. Nose, teeth, eyes, lips, legs, elbows, tits, or ass. It doesn’t matter because even if she is perfect, she still hates something about every inch of her. Call her fat. I guarantee you every girl thinks she can lose a few pounds even if she is Ethiopian. You must do this subtly otherwise you will risk getting slapped or you’ll blow it and she will just think you’re an asshole. It’s best if she trusts your opinion.
Women like mystery. Sometimes ignoring a girl is the best strategy to get her attention. This works especially well with the girls out there with TOO MUCH confidence. She will wonder why you’re not all over her like every other guy and think of you as a challenge. If you’re making conversation with one of these “attention whores” be sure to candidly point out girls that you think are hot and NEVER compliment her. Good-looking women get hit on all day long so it’s best to come at them from a different angle. If they think they cant have you then they will want you even more. This is why all the chicks seem to be around when you are hooked up and not when you are single. If your chasing the older ladies wearing a wedding band is equally as effective.
Get ‘em while they are young boys. They spoil quickly. Younger girls are excited about sex. It isn’t until they get older that they realize they can get something for it. At this point, good looks and a personality won’t get you very far. Money, fame, and power turn them on. Seriously. Bill Gates, the quintessential geek, can have any girl he wants. Alfred Hitchcock, the ugliest man in history, pulled bitches in his day. They flash some cash and cunts start drooling. It’s the way it is. I can’t even begin to describe my loathing for these overpriced hookers. I’d rather choke them to death then put my dick in ‘em. But if you want to nail one, here is a good way …go rent a Mercedes and an Armani suit. Find the swankest bar in the city and sit in the corner and read the Wall Street Journal. They will come running. Be sure to have your lies straight. Women have a fairly decent bullshit detector. When you land her be sure to HATE-FUCK her for good measure, then give her the boot.
Your girlfriend tells her friends EVERYTHING. Face it… All her friends know how big your dick is. Her big mouth can lead you to a well of untapped pussy. The trick is to fuck your girlfriend good…I mean good…fuck the shit out of her. Give her 20 orgasms. All her friends will undoubtedly hear all the juicy details of your sexual triathlons. Then you can land all her skank friends too. It works.
Never EVER buy a female a drink at a bar. I know countless bitches that admit to rolling to clubs broke and getting loaded by accepting free drinks from drunk/horny men. Remember this… buying women a drink will not drain your balls. It will only drain your wallet. Girls know within 5 minutes whether or not they will fuck you. They are taking your drink and laughing at you while they are scoping that hot stud with the 6-pack taking his shirt off on the dance floor. Don’t be a sucker. Cruise the clubs 15 minutes before they close and take your pick from the drunken leftover tuna’s in the place. If a girl is still at a bar at 2am, she is looking to get humped. God bless.
-TJ
― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Monday, 21 July 2003 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)
― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Monday, 21 July 2003 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)
― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Monday, 21 July 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 21 July 2003 10:33 (twenty-two years ago)
― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 21 July 2003 10:44 (twenty-two years ago)
― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Monday, 21 July 2003 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)
A lof of people kinda toss around the idea that, eventually, we will all be pretty much the same color and have the same ethnicity because of interracial marriages and just..the overall changing of everything...do you agree with this or disagree? Discuss.
― Lola Falana, Monday, 21 July 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)
― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)
― Lola Falana, Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)
― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)
― Lola Falana, Tuesday, 22 July 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)
― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)
― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)
― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 24 July 2003 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)
― Lola Falana, Thursday, 24 July 2003 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)
― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Thursday, 24 July 2003 08:34 (twenty-two years ago)
― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 24 July 2003 09:50 (twenty-two years ago)
― Lola Falana, Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)
― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 24 July 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)
― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Friday, 25 July 2003 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)
― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Friday, 25 July 2003 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)
― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)
― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Sunday, 27 July 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)
― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Sunday, 27 July 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)
Homer is the man.
― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Sunday, 27 July 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)
― Adrian McCoy (Adrian McCoy), Monday, 28 July 2003 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)
― Lola Falana, Monday, 28 July 2003 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 10:52 (nineteen years ago)
― Adrian McCoy
― buzza, Tuesday, 25 December 2012 08:29 (thirteen years ago)
Paternals: Apache grandmother and Mexican-American GrandfatherMaternals: Grandparents are first and 2nd generation Mexicans
― *tera, Wednesday, 26 December 2012 06:39 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJlU_9Vyvqs
― markers, Wednesday, 26 December 2012 19:13 (thirteen years ago)