I have a confession to make..........

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I bet you people would never expext to see me with a soft side, but i must confess something.And no I am not gay! Its just thats as cruel and as maniacal as I am in my head, I do keep fond almost motherly attachments to things which I should have discarded ages ago.I was up one morning and I was flipping channels when I started watching some kids show called Ready set Learn with this adorable penguin named Paz (I'd like to call him Morton) and his little cute drawings he makes to show little kids.It almost kills me to look at this thing with all the intese rage and hatred towards humanity I have.I sucks to look at this little puppet and tre repulsive thought of ripping him to pieces when I should be happy and not always angry all the time.Maybe my lost childhood innocece will someday be returned to me through the innocence of child youth....

And fuck off if this shit is funny to you.....Remeber that in not understanding me.....FUCKING DOESNT GET ME OFF YOUR SORRY ASS CRAPPY WEBSITE ANDREW!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DELETE THIS AND ILLL CUT YOUR FUCKING ARMS OFF AND USE THEM TO WIPE MY ASS WITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But this is the little guy anyway.I would love for him to be my best friend, wouldnt you?

http://kids.discovery.com/schedule/readysetlearn/gallery/1_paz_175.jpg

And dont bother laughing, i have hard enough time explaning why shit like this makes me feel tingly and remorseful inside either........

― The Leader (Adrian McCoy), Saturday, 27 September 2003 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Thats one cute little penguin man, It almost makes me cry........

http://familyscreenscene.allinfoabout.com/graphics/pazlg.JPG

― The Leader (Adrian McCoy), Saturday, 27 September 2003 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Lola? Why did you piss on his chest huh? You suck ass......

― The Leader (Adrian McCoy), Saturday, 27 September 2003 03:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.penguin-place.com/post/pingu.jpg
Yes very cute. It's hard to be angry with Pingu around.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Saturday, 27 September 2003 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe leader should blend a few up and drink them each day so he too can be cute and endearing.

― Clare (not entirely unhappy), Saturday, 27 September 2003 07:29 (twenty-two years ago)

i noticed a cute side to adrian long ago;]

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Saturday, 27 September 2003 08:18 (twenty-two years ago)

god! looking at that penguin could make me happy for a week. leader's cute side would really take off here in japan, where it's even okay for middle-aged men to comment on the cuteness of something or other...

― Clare (not entirely unhappy), Saturday, 27 September 2003 09:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"I have noticed Adrians cute side a long time ago" Jon the fag

Figures you would you faggot! I hate this thread, your dumb fucking repsonses are nice? Wheres the sarcasm already? You asses too lazy to come up with one? I hate you people! I wish I never confessed to this open gayness for youtr shitty and irritating commets.I am evil, sick and onipotent and forever.........

And fuck whoever Pingu is.Paz would kill that sorry ass bastard!!!!!!!

P.S Your penguin sucks Clare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― The Leader (Adrian McCoy), Saturday, 27 September 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

First, destructive and fictitious toys...now soft fuzzy little penguins...you're just getting more and more immature by the minute. Next thing I know, you're going to tell me that you're starting to play with your own shit and drool for fun...oh wait...

― Lola Falana, Saturday, 27 September 2003 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

P.S Your penguin sucks Clare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i don't have one leader - but i did run one over in NZ once. that should make you happy...

― Clare (not entirely unhappy), Sunday, 28 September 2003 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

hah!, you're "onipotent"? surely you mean "omnipotent"? or are you again making words up to describe yourself 'cause ones haven't been invented that can describe how pathetic you are?:o

― jonathan gittins (nevermind^), Sunday, 28 September 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Great thinking Andrew, taking my response off of here against you people, you fucking asshole.Anyway, I think I have gotten over my motherlike innocent obsession over little penguins.Its just that, with all the assholes and pathetic pieces of shit still fucking taking in oxygen breathing on the face of this earth, it makes me a little happy to see that innocence of a child rekindles joy lost to me by my cold emotionless 24/7 thinking killing machine heart of mine.you know. its one of those things that makes you think that life might not completley suck at all..............

― The Leader (Adrian McCoy), Monday, 29 September 2003 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Our lives don't suck. Your life sucks. YOU are the waste of oxygen. We're happy in our lives. We're out making things of ourselves. You could die tomorrow and no one would care. You don't matter.

― Lola Falana, Monday, 29 September 2003 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

You should SO replace Dr. Phil, Lola.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 29 September 2003 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

That's it. I'm getting my own TV show and getting paid ridiculous amounts of money for no reason....or for right now, I'll just start a new thread.

― Lola Falana, Monday, 29 September 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

ten months pass...

http://www.cafepress.com/penguinsucks

― Bob le pingouin, Monday, 2 August 2004 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah !!!!

This little silly animal really sucks !!!!

http://www.cafeshops.com/penguinsucks

Kill !!! Penguin !!!! Kill !!!

― tux the penguin is a bitch, Monday, 2 August 2004 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Why don't you piss on its chest

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 2 August 2004 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah !:!!!!!!!!

Great !!!!

Piss on this fucking animal !!!!!!!

http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/browse/Ne-25_pv-penguinsucks.12454835_N-1253+3533_bt-1

http://www.cafeshops.com/penguinsucks.12454107

― [email protected], Monday, 2 August 2004 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Mmm now piss on mine

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 2 August 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

I sucks to look at this little puppet and tre repulsive thought of ripping him to pieces when I should be happy and not always angry all the time.

― velko, Monday, 27 April 2009 17:37 (seventeen years ago)

the krazy kr0n kriminal

― ~*GAME 2 SNYPA*~ (omar little), Monday, 27 April 2009 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

funny how the majority of ILX now post like Adrian's lead post here. A true leader.

― the next grozart, Monday, 27 April 2009 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

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