thx for your donation

terrifying dead cat. we can't sell your terrifying dead cat. at least think of your taxidermist.

anfernee hardaway jersey...you have used for lack of baby wipes? thx for your donation.

10 boxes of fire damaged clothes

a hand gun? a fucking hand gun? really?

^twice in one week

your collection of a dozen self help books on divorce and living with an alcoholic. thx for your donation :(

man arby's restaurant has really fallen on tough times

lolol "property of ________ police dpt. EVIDENCE #______-etc. etc" lololololol

bit of donations folklore confirmed during safety meeting today: coffee can w/ ded babby inside :( :( :( :(

a hand gun? a fucking hand gun? really?

― arby's, Wednesday, June 16, 2010 2:29 AM (1 week ago)

^one of which was made to look like a toy gun, was loaded, and hammer cocked. how it did not go off idk

Dead human baby?

ah, yep. ;_; i feel really awful for the person who had found it. person is so, so nice. like "oh man, _____ of all ppl" nice.

on a much lighter note, today's lol: jean-curtains, tied back with a telephone cord.

:( :( :(

Guy @ safeway always asks me if I want to donate to prostate cancer. I'm like no way dude!

I know what he means to say and all but it just comes out so wrong.

why do you hate prostates

I don't! I hate prostate cancer! Shit tried to fuck with my dad.

Syntax!

every once in a while someone will rip off someone they know--say their mom, or wife--over some petty vendetta or crybaby tantrum or what exactly i don't know, but out of spite they come donate it all to us. and then later we get a crazy lady in hysterics run from the donations area into the warehouse (or in today's case she simply materialized) waving her arms and yelling and digging through our stuff and boy oh boy do we call security.

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FREEDOM OF RELIGION
not freedom from religion!

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"This is the Feminist Library, there IS no humor section!"

oh god there were a glut of other shirts like it, can't remember tho

bout four or five dildos the other day.

briefcase filled with grimy jump ropes? thx

http://i800.photobucket.com/albums/yy282/everytownexceptpaducah/think.gif

i was really impressed by the thought that someone once legitimately owned this t shirt.

On what organization's behalf do you accept these delightful gifts?

What do you guys do with the dildoes? My roomies & I dropped a bunch off at a thrift store once & wondered about their fate.

<3 this thread

On what organization's behalf do you accept these delightful gifts?

it's a big thrift store with a much bigger warehouse attached.

as for the dildos they were old and covered in...cobwebs i think...and in a panic i whipped them in the garbage. if we have an actual dildo protocol i don't know it. i just panic. and whip them in the garbage.

when a dildo comes around, you must whip it

great thread

arbys did you used to be someone else

we used to have to accept returned dildoes where i used to work. grim.

did not know you worked at parliament tbh

xxpost yeah, i'm not new or anything

Brown Elephant here has used butt plugs.

also, the imagery evoked by that sentence...

I know what all of those words mean in this context and the imagery is still pretty unsettling.

ok i had to look up what Brown Elephant was bcz i thought corey was accidentally posting in the wrong browser window altogether and i was kinda freaked out. and yet here i am. no less freaked out.

Brown Elephant is also my username on several amateur porn sites, fwiw.

bitchin samurai swords dude, thx.

heard last week that right before i started working we got an urn, full of the ashes of who knows who, and it got priced and sent into the store. $0.99.

i mean that is ridiculous.

base price for decent brass pieces is $3.99

"now, where did i misplace that two lbs. of utterly rancid beef? tee hee hee" yeah thx for the microwave, funnyman!

man, i'm getting really desensitized to a lotta this stuff.

"eh, more dildos"
"ugh, baby mice, jesus"
"y u donate u pr0n??!"
"a gun, just a hunting rifle i guess. guys you know you're not supposed to accept these!" *calling of the security dude routine*

then by punchout time the clock is all i can think about.

still baffled though by the daily occurrence of used, fartstreaked old underwear. why oh why does anyone think we can do a damn thing with these.

as for the dildos they were old and covered in...cobwebs i think...and in a panic i whipped them in the garbage. if we have an actual dildo protocol i don't know it. i just panic. and whip them in the garbage.

― makes da cool chewbaccas in pain sounds STAR WARS (arby's), Monday, July 12, 2010 9:29 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark

I had just read this when I had to answer the phone at work and I had to wait a few rings to stop laughing and then when I was going through my answering-the-phone spiel I glanced at the screen and almost started laughing again.

i'm going to be volunteering once a week at a thrift store soon!! stoked!!

(arby's do i have your permission to post my findings to this thread?)

granted!

i'm trying to keep a tally of the good stuff but i'm just so immune to it by this point. i'm done working here when i go back to school so i'll probably dump the rest here then. sorta paranoid about getting fired for posting this stuff on the internet. i'm sure they wouldn't but they've been kinda ~firey~ lately for ridic reasons and i am a paranoid person.

U shd have a pic tumblr of some of this stuff.

..or maybe not I dunno haha.