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The bible guarantees it!

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 14:52 (twelve years ago) link

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am0n, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 14:54 (twelve years ago) link

these guys are on a large billboard right near my house. see it every time i drive home.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 14:55 (twelve years ago) link

http://bumperwars.net/files/Rapture%201.jpg

am0n, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

11 days left! How u gonna spend them?

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

whiskey and women

I'm at the combination pizza butt and taco hell (absolutely clean glasses), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

(2012)

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

2012busters

am0n, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

Wonder if any of these dudes are taking bets, or would that be unchristian

ruingin (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

well I guess there are other complications

ruingin (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

Did the Hollywood movie "Deep Impact" prophesy Comet Elenin?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjRyxvWVTjo

I'm at the combination pizza butt and taco hell (absolutely clean glasses), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

i saw four of those rv's parked in a row near the university here.

goole, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

some people were milling around, dunno if they were gawking or if they were of the elect

goole, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

see, these dudes are gonna get out of this when nothing happens, because they've hedged their bets with that "it begins" bit on the truck. so when everyone is hanging around on may 22, they can still be like "oh it began" and look smug.

tylerw, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3078/5719026413_a40db7ee4a.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 19 May 2011 15:27 (twelve years ago) link

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_467/126279354865PM5y.jpg

am0n, Saturday, 21 May 2011 03:25 (twelve years ago) link

does the bible say what time this goes down? would like to plan my day accordingly.

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 21 May 2011 03:53 (twelve years ago) link

apparently it's 6pm local time? so our sheepfuxors have just a few hours left

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 04:05 (twelve years ago) link

At 11 p.m. PST Friday, New Zealand will be the first country to feel the enormous earthquake that will slowly make its way around the globe, before finally striking California at 6 p.m. PST Saturday. Believers will ascend to heaven and nonbelievers will die some time before Oct. 21.

DJ Shartian (buzza), Saturday, 21 May 2011 04:07 (twelve years ago) link

actually dudes its supposed to go down when its 6pm local time in Jerusalem

http://i.imgur.com/4sdZX.jpg

StanM, Saturday, 21 May 2011 06:42 (twelve years ago) link

Bon voyage!

StanM, Saturday, 21 May 2011 06:59 (twelve years ago) link

yeah you wish

Sugabans (rip van wanko), Saturday, 21 May 2011 07:00 (twelve years ago) link

ok why haven't our sheepfuxors checked in by now

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 07:22 (twelve years ago) link

Guize nothings happening, sorry to be dissapoint.

The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Saturday, 21 May 2011 07:28 (twelve years ago) link

The spelling's the first thing to go then? :-)

StanM, Saturday, 21 May 2011 07:29 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.voe.org/store/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/265x265/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/c/d/cd092-135.jpg

This audio CD, taught live at a conference, gives details not only on the rapture doctrine, but what a person should expect if they miss the rapture. We suggest you order this not only for your edification, but for backslidden or unsaved loved ones or friends.

am0n, Saturday, 21 May 2011 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

what is going on with the person to the furthest right on that cd? looks like she superimposed a big almond over her face in shame.

tribute power point presentation (reddening), Saturday, 21 May 2011 20:19 (twelve years ago) link


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