Duh! Macs!

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Macs! What the hell is wrong with you people? Why has nobody complained about these fucking ninethieth-rate 'computers' before?

Fucking Carpal-tunnel-syndrome-inducing, contra-intuitive, fucking pieces of shit! Crashing every 90 seconds, no right mouse button... Don't get me started on iMacs ... oh, okay, why not .... microphones in the frickin case of the computer so it picks up the hum of everything else... shitty, shitty, shitty keyboards, stupid fucking Smartie-style mice, fucking 9-inch monitors, no fucking floppy drive, no fucking CD-writer, what else do you want to know? This is the world's most fucked up computer, and only a rich wanker with a cravat for a brain would want to buy one.

If you want to argue, there's plenty more where that came from. Fucking pieces of shit.

― Pooster (pooster), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 01:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Macs are for people too stupid and ill suited to function in society that they cant use a fuckin PC. Why in the hell would anyone want a god damn mac, they are the most simlple-ass machines ever crated. Duhhh Duhhh i'm the water boy i cant use a PC I am too stupid, i need a mac so that i can do stupid shit. Anybody who has bought a mac is an ass---except for the elderly, they can use them because they are old

― Chief 2 Tone, Tuesday, 3 December 2002 03:15 (twenty-three years ago)

But PCs are so easy it's annoying! And Macs don't have that Clippy guy. He's a dick.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 03:34 (twenty-three years ago)

clippy guy is not a dick--he often has semi-helpful suggestions and witty comments--or maybe that was the shrooms
and PCs are easy but not as shittly easy as Macs

― Chief 2 Tone (Chief 2 Tone), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 04:03 (twenty-three years ago)

My Mac crashes a lot less than my old PC used to. It was freezing up every five minutes. I like the one button, it means yr never accidentally clicking the other one.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 05:04 (twenty-three years ago)

is it that hard to have, oh my god, TWO BUTTONS! macs are for, as i stated earlier, simpletons and the elderly, as they have no experience with computers. and that was your old PC, a new one would solve that problem

― Chief 2 Tone (Chief 2 Tone), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 05:11 (twenty-three years ago)

My right button doesn't work anyway. It doesn't affect much, for some reason.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 05:13 (twenty-three years ago)

My old PC was crap when it was new. Why have two buttons when you only need to have 1? Also the little mouse fits nicely in my hand.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 05:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Try hooking up those Mac bastards to a network!!! If something goes wrong, you have to call someone in! Nobody understands them. They're all screwed up.

I'm sorry, I'll have to control my language... it's just that they make me so irate, those Macs. And no right mouse button.

― Pooster (pooster), Wednesday, 4 December 2002 00:06 (twenty-three years ago)

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― webber (webber), Wednesday, 4 December 2002 07:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey it's Ellen

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Thursday, 5 December 2002 01:24 (twenty-three years ago)

"it was really good paper"

― webber (webber), Thursday, 5 December 2002 01:56 (twenty-three years ago)

You mean, that exists? Paper made out of weed? Let's get that factory built for when they legalise it, so we'll hit the ground running! Assuming we ever hit the ground.

― Pooster (pooster), Friday, 6 December 2002 00:06 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

Let me just say, I was (WAS)an avid Mac supporter until yesterday. I've been going through 10 days of hell with them idiots to fix what is OBVIOUSLY a defective product. First, they tried to charge me for a part that DIDN'T need to be fixed or changed, then send it back to me (taking three days) without fixing the issues I sent it to them in the first place!!!! They're giving me the run around and are refusuing to compensate me for the loss of freelance jobs and $$ I'm loosing because of their stupidity. MACS ARE WACK! PC's are in! I'm going to sell this peice of G4 shit on EBAY and buy me a REAL computer. Someone should start a MAC IS WAC! website! I would gladly lend my time and knowledge to get it going. They need to be put out of business!!!!

― Anthony, Thursday, 23 January 2003 19:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm annoyed at how expensive the Sims for Mac is I must say. Big deal!

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Friday, 24 January 2003 01:57 (twenty-three years ago)

We've never had any trouble getting our iBook repaired, sorry to hear that your experience is a-suckin'

the claim above though that the right-click button of yr average PC mouse is somehow "intuitive" --Christ that's funny. The whole point of the Mac interface is that is IS intuitive. Only if you've learned all the clunky bizarre PC ways does the Mac interface seem anything but exactly like how you'd've designed it yrself if you'd had to do so.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 26 January 2003 20:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I still have no right mouse button, and it still works ok. I think I could live pretty happily w/one button.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 27 January 2003 03:48 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

Finally I find some people with some common sense. So many people have trying to convince me that Mac are better than PCs. They should sell the company to Fisher Price.

― Justin Price, Sunday, 2 March 2003 06:16 (twenty-three years ago)

four weeks pass...

MACS HAVE DESTROYED AND BASTARDIZED MY DISSERTATION PROPOSAL WHICH WAS DUE TODAY. FUCK YOU MACS. FUCK YOU BIG TIME.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 00:10 (twenty-three years ago)

its okay, it wasn't as much of a crisis as i thought.

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 3 April 2003 18:55 (twenty-three years ago)

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