My Boyfriends need for other womens attention

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B***** D******, Sunday, 24 September 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

is this for Dr. Phil? he's off today

seƱor citizen (eman), Sunday, 24 September 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

IT'S NOT THA REAL DR. PHIL ANSWERING THIS, Y'KNOW

Jaimee Stewart (Jaimee), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

you aren't a real person either

A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Sunday, 24 September 2006 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

yeah plz to zip it, stew

jergins (jergins), Sunday, 24 September 2006 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

"Consider the harm you are doing to our children, our families, with your lack of belief in me, Jaimee Stewart. For shame!"

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Dr Phil, Sunday, 24 September 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

Sunday, September 24th, 2006

Dearest Beckie,

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I regret to inform you that most likely your boyfriend is sleeping around. He wants those other women, wants them for what you, rightly or wrongly, can't or won't provide. We live in a sad, sick world, Beckie, and for me to truly formulate a reaction I would need to speak with your boyfriend as well. But my gut reaction-and hey, I can admit it, it's a gut-is that he wants to fuck, or is currently fucking, these others. I love the internet. It gives me such a freedom to say what I want to say, what I need to say, the truth I need to leaven out like Jesus and his loaves. But it's a big world out there, and if I teach you to fish, Beckie, like I think I'm starting to, you'll be able to find hundreds of other men in the sea. Maybe you could post pictures? Just put an "i" (no quotes) in front of a web site and voila! we can see just what your boyfriend is passing up with you. And even though I'm from Texas, I have to say that football is boring, and I know you agree, or you'd be there, with your husband, rooting harder than you presently do. Do you want to be on my show? You've got the kind of story that our audience can relate to: sexual attraction, sports, multiple women for one man, catfights, skullduggery. Contact my production assistant on this thread Ask Dr. Phil and we can get you to New York in the coming months.

But first, get right with yourself, hold on and be strong, and don't forget that god loves you.

Peace,

Dr. Phil

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Dr Phil, Sunday, 24 September 2006 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

Confounded (Confounded), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.haxed.co.uk/gallery/albums/ownage/lmao-real.jpg

Jaimee Stewart (Jaimee), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 04:05 (nineteen years ago)

I don't believe that Dr. Phil would swear.

Jaimee Stewart (Jaimee), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

he says it with that patented texas drawl so it's not really swearing

jergins (jergins), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 05:59 (nineteen years ago)

I got an email from the thread starter. She actually thought she'd posted her question to the irl dr phil! It was causing trouble in her offline life, not to remove it would have been a bit cnutlike, I thought. Sorry.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 07:35 (nineteen years ago)

.

Jaimee Stewart (Jaimee), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 07:44 (nineteen years ago)

WTFFFFFFFFFFF???????????????????????

DUMBOCLAAT (eman), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 11:42 (nineteen years ago)

no problem pash. thanks.

jergins (jergins), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

wait how was it causing her trouble in her offline life??

A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

1/thread starter, thinking this is some kind of actual genuine online agony-aunt thing (yes, I know.) posts up details of actual genuine problem in relationship.

2/as per bloody usual, ilx thread, detailing problem, with poster's actual name and email address attached turns up on google pretty quickly.

3/you can probably work the rest out.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 10:44 (nineteen years ago)

that sucks.

A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Thursday, 28 September 2006 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

no

jergins (jergins), Thursday, 28 September 2006 04:05 (nineteen years ago)

no what?

A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Thursday, 28 September 2006 04:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://barcelona.indymedia.org/usermedia/image/9/large/no-no-no-no.jpg

jergins (jergins), Thursday, 28 September 2006 04:44 (nineteen years ago)

*Sigh*

Jaimee Stewart (Jaimee), Thursday, 28 September 2006 06:46 (nineteen years ago)

WTF???????????????????????????????????

Jaimee Stewart (Jaimee), Thursday, 28 September 2006 06:47 (nineteen years ago)

Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 28 September 2006 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

Hi jergins. I only have one finger raised right now. It's centrally-located on my hand, and it's directed towards you.

A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

plz not to probe kind sir/madam

jergins (jergins), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:15 (nineteen years ago)

haw haws

Confounded (Confounded), Sunday, 1 October 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

WTF?

Jaimee Stewart (Jaimee), Sunday, 1 October 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

zip it, stew

creator of 2008's most successful meme (velko), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 18:59 (seventeen years ago)


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