Jojo sent me an email :]
― Infostealer.Steamfishi (am0n), Thursday, 12 March 2015 14:54 (nine years ago) link
Did he detail his adventures in doing something else post-Facebook? I like to imagine that his life has grown richer and more vibrant since yesterday morning.
― Eggnog On My Kangol (Old Lunch), Thursday, 12 March 2015 15:00 (nine years ago) link
I think someone is using my facebook account, because when I log in, my password is change. I can reset it because I forgot my security question, and my email did not match on my fb account(that is always happening when I enter my email to reset my password) what will I do? please help me.
My FB account is drenchella✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧user name is torres.drenchellakin
Please email me my password in drenchella✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧
― Aldrin, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 00:58 (nine years ago) link
hi ✧✧✧✧ ya ✧✧✧✧✧✧ c✧✧✧
― am0n, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 01:16 (nine years ago) link
Hi, can you please try and recover my Facebook password I've done everything to no avail my Facebook identity is selenarobin✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧ and please send the link to reset my password to Cookiecute✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ thank you and I am so appreciative thanks have a good day!!
― selenarobinson, Saturday, 16 May 2015 10:33 (eight years ago) link
Hi, Selena!
Congratulations on your impending nuptuals, and thank you so much for the invite to your wedding! It looks at the moment like seven or eight of us may be able to attend, but we'll give you a more definitive answer as the big day arrives.
You're a wonderful person and we truly value your friendship.
Love,The Facebook Password Recovery Team
― Ape Pagoda (Old Lunch), Saturday, 16 May 2015 13:00 (eight years ago) link
Hi, the Facebook recovery team can y'all plz help me I urgently need to know my password if anyone can help me can you please send a link to reset my password to Cookiecute✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ my Facebook identity is Selena Robin✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧ thank you so much for all your effects and their is no wedding sorry to inform you I accidentally clicked married I meant to put in a relationship thanks and y'all have a terrific day!!!
― selenarobinson, Sunday, 17 May 2015 03:25 (eight years ago) link
Dearest Selena,
We're so sorry to hear about your whooping cough. We understand that it is treatable, though, so we look forward to your impending recovery.
You're a delight and an inspiration.
― Ape Pagoda (Old Lunch), Sunday, 17 May 2015 13:35 (eight years ago) link
I can not remember the password to my account I previously deleted my email associated with my facebook account so i'm unable to reset it and yahoo has stopped making the ymail accountsI also never set up security questions or etccan someone please helpThe email associated with my facebook account is t0tal_nightm✧✧✧@ym✧✧✧.c✧✧ new email is dburnet✧✧✧@ivyt✧✧✧.e✧✧
― zionsmommy, Sunday, 17 May 2015 23:58 (eight years ago) link
I'm sorry, t0tal_nightmare, we deleted your account for being too scary.
― Ape Pagoda (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 May 2015 01:07 (eight years ago) link
I cant reset my password because i forgot my email password too,and i do evrthing to access both of account,but still cant,i no longer acces the email addres anymore..pless help me
― errica, Monday, 18 May 2015 13:08 (eight years ago) link
We've called 911 and emergency services should be there to help you soon. Pless hang in there.
― Ape Pagoda (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 May 2015 13:12 (eight years ago) link
to errica is human
― 😂 (am0n), Monday, 18 May 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link
plz give my password on me id cuttiegirlcut✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧
― Radhika yadav, Friday, 10 July 2015 10:01 (eight years ago) link
i want to reset my facebook password plz provide me on my email cuttiegirlcut✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧
― Radhika yadav, Friday, 10 July 2015 10:07 (eight years ago) link
Thank you, Radhika! Per your request, we have deleted all of your Facebook friends and changed your email password to 'BEEZB0ZMAG1C'. We will also be sending you a hat from our lost and found.
― Turn That Pout Inside Out! (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 July 2015 10:37 (eight years ago) link
I forgot my password for FB acc created from my phone and my username is /twitsha.serjio and now, I lost my phone. I can't get reset code. please send new password to my login email add. Thank you.
― Twista, Thursday, 20 August 2015 16:55 (eight years ago) link
Twista, per your request, we've reset your password to: 'I forgot my password for FB acc created from my phone and my username is /twitsha.serjio and now, I lost my phone. I can't get reset code. please send new password to my login email add. Thank you.'
― Do you have or use horses? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 August 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link
If you're logged out of your account and you can't remember your password:
You can request a new password by posting in this forum.
― am0n, Thursday, 20 August 2015 17:51 (eight years ago) link
Facebook is a social utility that connects people with friends and others who work, study and live around them.
― am0n, Thursday, 20 August 2015 17:52 (eight years ago) link
I don't what this means but please provide me a new password.
― Twista, Thursday, 20 August 2015 21:08 (eight years ago) link
sent!
― sir van groot (alomar lines), Thursday, 20 August 2015 21:24 (eight years ago) link
i cc'd and bcc'd u on that Twista!
― am0n, Friday, 21 August 2015 18:05 (eight years ago) link
Please, I have not rec'd the new password on my dominqd✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ ....please I a new password and thanks.
― Twista, Saturday, 22 August 2015 03:15 (eight years ago) link
Guys, I really need a new password....thank
― Twista, Saturday, 22 August 2015 12:55 (eight years ago) link
Anything for u, boo.
― One Wittle Wee-Wee (Old Lunch), Saturday, 22 August 2015 14:44 (eight years ago) link
acc open via mobile, acc name twitshaserjio. I really need new password as lost phone. thanks.
― Twista, Saturday, 22 August 2015 23:52 (eight years ago) link
Aw, boo, we could never forget about u.
― One Wittle Wee-Wee (Old Lunch), Sunday, 23 August 2015 00:46 (eight years ago) link
I want to know my husbands fb password?without him knowing...can you help me with this?,this is his accnt j_sarmient✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧ thank you
― Girl, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 00:22 (eight years ago) link
Facebook is, if nothing, a platform of 100% honesty and as such we've told your husband of your inquiry.
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 00:39 (eight years ago) link
Ok thanks just dont let him knowing with this..ignore my post..thanks
― Girl, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 00:55 (eight years ago) link
Hey!The username of that a/c is aikks123 and the last password i remember is fuckdwrdlove. The yahoo id linked to this a/c is deleted as i did not open it for a long while.i have some important things in that a/c ,i tried to recover it many times but at last i gave up.I shall be highly obliged of yours if you'd help me with it.Thank you
― ankita sharma, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 07:10 (eight years ago) link
Ankita: The password 'fuckdwrdlove' is the one Mark Zuckerberg uses--anyone who treads on his turf has their account shut down.
― like Uber, but for underpants (James Morrison), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 10:12 (eight years ago) link
Cannot remember my facebook passwordblanconelso✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧
― Winslet, Friday, 19 February 2016 13:00 (eight years ago) link
In order for us to recover your password, you will need to answer at least two (3) of the following five (5) security questions:
1) What was the name of your first school?2) What was the name of your first pet?3) How many times per day do you defecate?4) Are you sorry for that thing you did? You know the one.5) Have you ever woken up and noticed any of us as we sat across from your bed, watching you sleep?
― maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 February 2016 13:13 (eight years ago) link
I cant remember my faceboook password nelsonblanc✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧
Pls send it to my new email winsletr✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧
― Winslet, Friday, 19 February 2016 13:14 (eight years ago) link
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― Winslet, Friday, 19 February 2016 13:18 (eight years ago) link
Excellent.
― maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 February 2016 13:25 (eight years ago) link
zrzly?
― am0n, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link
idk about y'all but i get the willies from that post, smells fishy and i think a mod should delete it.
― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:12 (seven years ago) link
This whole thread gives me the willies, tbqh. But I agree - treating that as spam.
― mod, Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:41 (seven years ago) link
yeah, I know what you mean. feels like a vestige of a different, meaner, fuck-with-people ilx. I bet I've posted in it, too. :-/ thanks, tho.
― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 22 September 2016 13:14 (seven years ago) link
I guess I can see that, but there's something about the stubborn dunderheadedness of a person bypassing the normal Facebook channels in the event of a lost password and instead registering for and posting to a completely random message board that I find endlessly hilarious and deserving of some non-sequitur-laden gentle ribbing.
― ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 September 2016 13:27 (seven years ago) link
I hear you on gentle ribbing, but a fair amount of stuff upthread is active pranking, wasting the time and energy of already frustrated non-tech-savvy folks. I picture like, my great-aunt, with not a lot of energy in the day or days left on earth... I dunno, just seems like something we could leave to other, more fundamentally internet-bro, mock-the-sheeple websites. But maybe it's just me.
― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 22 September 2016 13:34 (seven years ago) link
mock-the-sheeple websites
You've been to Facebook before, right?
― pplains, Thursday, 22 September 2016 13:54 (seven years ago) link
― am0n, Thursday, 22 September 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link
New password........Kenzo gats -facebook account
― Kenzo gats, Sunday, 30 October 2016 05:27 (seven years ago) link
Thank you for the new password. We will add it to our collection.
― I'm not a dummy. I'm not. (Old Lunch), Sunday, 30 October 2016 15:21 (seven years ago) link
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― am0n, Tuesday, 1 November 2016 15:20 (seven years ago) link
processing fb_pw_request_Kenzo gats encryption_seed_randomizedencryptingkenzogatsenzogatsknzogatskezogatskenogatskenzgatskenzoatskenzogtskenzogaskenzogatkenzogatsenzogatsknzogatskezogatskenogatskenzgatskenzoatskenzogtskenzogaskenzogatencryption_status_complete
your new password is: kenzo gats
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link