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I'm just a singer in a rock and roll band.

(No, no you're not...You're an idiot infected by the Moody Blues.)

I'm not a knight in white satin?

(Zen. You are drunk.)

So? Ask me a question.

(Is Timothy Leary dead?)

Not in my mind. Next question.

KA....ZONK!!

― Zen Clown, Friday, 18 November 2005 11:36 (eighteen years ago) link

ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww - BLAMMO!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Resist the urge to Google BLAMMO Zen - the pickings are slim.

― MSW (MSW), Friday, 18 November 2005 19:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, thanks for telling me TOO LATE!
I did google Blammo and have suffered a barrage of bubble gum spam.
To most people that would be a minor annoyance but to me it is highly insulting because I have no teeth.
The last time I attemped to partake of some gum, it resisted my attemt to 'gum' it.

Isn't life strange.

― Zen Clown, Friday, 18 November 2005 22:36 (eighteen years ago) link

seven years pass...

can't believe we missed the 10-year anniversary of HI DERE

― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link

two years pass...

Kapow!

― Bartlebooth, Saturday, 15 October 2016 23:54 (seven years ago) link

I ducked, but too late. The shrapnel will be lodged in my body forever.

― El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 October 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link

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