is that all folks??

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or did somebody fart??

― hurley (hurley), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 17:28 (twenty-three years ago)

If you are refering to the quietitude around here over the last few days, we've all been ill.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 19:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Do the DTs count as being ill?

― No One (SiggyBaby), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 19:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 27 February 2003 00:07 (twenty-three years ago)

i hope you all feel better or die quickly, painlessly.

― hurley (hurley), Thursday, 27 February 2003 01:10 (twenty-three years ago)

If you people are sharing joints or pipes or something...be sure to wear a condom.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 27 February 2003 05:30 (twenty-three years ago)

The scene: The stage of a seedy nightclub in Ormskirk, lit by a single spotlight.

*To slow and smokey strains of "Is that all there is? Is that really all there is?"*
*Drops trousers to reveal black camiknickers and fishnet stockings.*

― Pete Andrews, Thursday, 27 February 2003 16:43 (twenty-three years ago)

If anyone has the ability to email chicken soup feel free. But Iw ouldn't come to THE PLAGUE HOUSE, if I were you.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 27 February 2003 16:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Banannas cure cancer

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 27 February 2003 18:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Baaaannnnaaannnnaaaassss.

God...I love that word. Wish I could spell it.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 27 February 2003 18:22 (twenty-three years ago)

So do I.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 27 February 2003 19:08 (twenty-three years ago)

So you're who I caught this from...
I will have such revenges

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Thursday, 27 February 2003 19:49 (twenty-three years ago)

The illness that has befallen you is obviously the result of terrorism brought about by George and Tony pissing people off.
Single malt scotch is the best defense.
Duct tape...plastic...
stupid fucking Yanks.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 28 February 2003 06:58 (twenty-three years ago)

we can laugh, but it was duct tape and plastic that finally beat the hun back in '45.

― hurley (hurley), Friday, 28 February 2003 19:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Duct Tape and Plastic, that famous cartoon twosome?

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 2 March 2003 00:57 (twenty-three years ago)

You're thinking of Sackcloth and Ashes.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 2 March 2003 08:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Sodom and Gomorrah? Hell and damnation?

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Sunday, 2 March 2003 08:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, my. Now THAT'S terrorism.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 3 March 2003 06:17 (twenty-three years ago)

"Quick, girls; We'll escape to the hills. Don't bother to bring your knickers"

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 3 March 2003 06:20 (twenty-three years ago)

better knickers than duct tape and plastic.

― hurley (hurley), Monday, 3 March 2003 15:15 (twenty-three years ago)

That famous cartoon twosome?

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 3 March 2003 15:45 (twenty-three years ago)

toothsome??

― hurley (hurley), Monday, 3 March 2003 16:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Twosome. Famous cartoon twosome.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 01:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Stop it at once.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 16:43 (twenty-three years ago)

That's your answer for everything.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 19:38 (twenty-three years ago)

where is once anyway?? . . . and why should he stop it there of all places?? i mean did austria raise a finger to stop it when it swept over its borders??

― hurley (hurley), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 16:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Once has no balls, no balls at all.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 6 March 2003 04:18 (twenty-three years ago)

But it has plenty of spring festivties.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 6 March 2003 12:32 (twenty-three years ago)

All I am saying, is give cheese some pants.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 6 March 2003 23:21 (twenty-three years ago)

That's your answer for everything

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 7 March 2003 00:28 (twenty-three years ago)

As the actress said to the Bishop.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 7 March 2003 04:42 (twenty-three years ago)

He's a hard act to follow, this lad. This thread's gone cyclical, where's Jim with a shit pun when you need him?

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 7 March 2003 12:15 (twenty-three years ago)

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