Will curios harm my puss?

Lord knows, Cheerios eaten without milk are impossible to swallow. Cats, however, being notorious lovers of milk, would appear to be unlikely candidates for unrestricted consumption of dry Cheerios to the point of unintentional auto-asphyxiation. So, the preponderance of presumption must swing back toward curios as the culprit.

As for gall mitigation, I hear you must place it in a pig's eye. It only takes about a groat's worth to be effective.

The stern headmaster of Hibbard's Academy of the Arts, Sciences and Busy Work worked me over personally, grouting all the interstices of my education with such oakum as this. He made me what I am today. I would thank him properly, but the statute of limitations has expired and he is beyond the reach of my gratitude.