In order to combat the shrill cloamour of voices which have been assaulting the ears of the regulars with their intense high pitch, AAD will, for two months, trial a new system wherein all posts are to be made in a rich basso-profundo.
That'll show 'em.
― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 27 August 2005 12:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 27 August 2005 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Heave Ho, Saturday, 27 August 2005 21:51 (eighteen years ago) link
I do have breasts, and quite lovely they are too, but if you think I'm showing anybody those OR my susstificate you have another think coming. Perverts.
― C J (C J), Sunday, 28 August 2005 06:56 (eighteen years ago) link
As for myself, I hope I can manage to dull the shrillness of my voice, but as for my breasts I'm happy to give you a list of names for folk who will testify as to the existence of those cumbersome beasts.
― Anna. (Anna.), Sunday, 28 August 2005 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link
I don't think of your breasts all that much but when I allow my imagination to run wild...
I can see you topless...on a beach...running towards me...
Oh...wait...that wasn't me...nevermind.
― Zen Clown, Sunday, 28 August 2005 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:33 (eighteen years ago) link
I have evidence to the contrary though, sadly, no breast proofs.
Perverts?! Perverts?! I, I, I, oh well. I suppose she knows of what she speaks.
Also, Anna, while I recognize it is your right to refer to your breasts as you wish, I think it very poor form to refer to them as 'cumbersome' as that's an adjective which almost invariably makes me think of tea sandwiches and greek salad and the fish course and, while all of these are indubitably good things, I do not want them associated with breasts, you see.
― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 August 2005 16:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― Anna. (Anna.), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― C J (C J), Thursday, 1 September 2005 04:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 1 September 2005 14:30 (eighteen years ago) link
Well...There is probably no point to this...except...
We, us men, like to look at tits wheras those of us who posess some modicum of civilization see breasts. Breasts that serve a biological function. Beautiful, beautiful breasts...
(Marty? You are seriously drunk.)
Yeah, well, fuck it.
― Zen Clown, Thursday, 1 September 2005 14:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― MSW (MSW), Thursday, 1 September 2005 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link
Would that be "A picture of Durian Gray"??
― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Zen Clown, Friday, 2 September 2005 11:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― C J (C J), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link
I hate to quibble, but if you rub durian on them, they do.
― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 2 September 2005 15:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 2 September 2005 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 2 September 2005 16:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― RANLESS, Monday, 5 September 2005 22:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― MSW (MSW), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 17:47 (eighteen years ago) link
Did I detect an utterence from The Amazing Randy?
― Zen Clown, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:58 (eighteen years ago) link
This thread needs more durian.
― Aimless, Thursday, 11 October 2007 00:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Your wish is my command........ within limits.
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― еdë §téè£, Thursday, 11 October 2007 03:13 (sixteen years ago) link
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― Heave Ho, Thursday, 11 October 2007 07:14 (sixteen years ago) link
It needs more durian on breast fetish posts, is what it needs.
― Michael White, Thursday, 11 October 2007 21:40 (sixteen years ago) link
can i see boobies
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 11 October 2007 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Unless you are blind, you have only to peek inside your shirt. If this is no thrill to you, now you know something more about women than you knew a few minutes ago.
― Aimless, Friday, 12 October 2007 00:22 (sixteen years ago) link
And so the sum of human knowledge grows. Which, broadly speaking, is probably a good thing.
― Matt, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 08:42 (sixteen years ago) link
I always thought "lower register" meant "courser mode of diction". Which, naturally, would be an unusual vernacular development for the AAD aesthetes. Innit.
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 13:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Matt, especially 'broadly' speaking.
― Michael White, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:09 (sixteen years ago) link
*coarser
(Dunno WHAT I was thinking of when I wrote 'courser', although racing dogs is an evident possibility.)
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Ahem. In basso-profundo, if you please.
Michael, naturally.
― Matt, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link