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He never graces us with his prescence any more.

While we are on the subject, why is it that Rex and Dude Steel rarely come.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Thursday, 2 February 2006 16:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Too liquored up.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 2 February 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago) link

It's merely that they like to take their time.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 3 February 2006 01:16 (eighteen years ago) link

AND WHO CAN BLAME THEM? WHO HERE IS MAN ENOUGH TO TRY?

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 3 February 2006 01:16 (eighteen years ago) link

I have been abducted by a troop of Etruscan pirates.

They’re working their way through the phone book, trying to find someone who’s prepared to pay any money at all to get me back.

I may be gone for some time.

― Rex (Rex), Saturday, 4 February 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I have a collection of beer bottle caps that I gave up on as soon as it reached eleven caps when I discovered that collecting bottle caps was dreadfully boring and stupid. I would be willing to exchange this collection for your freedom, Rex.

I hope it doesn't matter to your captors that all eleven caps are from the same half case of beer. It would be twelve caps, but I lost one when it fell between the floorboards and into the crawl space.

― Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 5 February 2006 03:13 (eighteen years ago) link

...and right into my clutches.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Sunday, 5 February 2006 04:36 (eighteen years ago) link

give me that (censored), I must buy my mac and cheese in the pretty blue box sold by the ones of the craft and I must use that cap... ...

Ok you dont have to give it to me... yoink... LATER

― Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Monday, 6 February 2006 07:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I dont mean to brag, but I make kraft mac and cheese like no other (meaning good.).

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Monday, 6 February 2006 15:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Congratulations, (Censored), you’re now engaged to Clarissa Dickson-Wright.

Aimless, thanks and all that, but sadly the loss of that all-important twelfth cap has removed any value your collection might otherwise have had in the eyes of my captors.

Fortunately they seem quite keen on Dude Steel’s offer of ‘oil drum containing unspecified fluid’.

― Rex (Rex), Monday, 6 February 2006 22:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Our wedding is approaching. I must admit, I am not having any second thoughts. Her cooking is marvelous.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 04:45 (eighteen years ago) link

And the Millennium Dome makes an ideal wedding dress.

― Rex (Rex), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 00:28 (eighteen years ago) link

We shall toast your nuptuals!

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 12:55 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

DESPAIR! She left me standing at the alter!

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

*nelson voice* Haha!

― Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Sunday, 12 March 2006 08:37 (eighteen years ago) link

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