Crawling Under a Porch.

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How do you "crawl under a porch". I'm mystified by this phrase.

"Not wanting to do it but unable to help himself, Eddie had crawled under the porch. He could feel his heartbeat slamming in his head now, driving white spots of light across his field of vision."

― HH, Wednesday, 8 February 2006 20:05 (twenty years ago)

Just remember, safety first, ALWAYS use jackstands before you crawl under your porsche.

If I am performing a minor task such as changing the oil I will use a creeper which allows me to roll quite easily rather than having to actually crawl.

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 20:46 (twenty years ago)

Make sure there's enough water under the porch before attempting the crawl.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 21:16 (twenty years ago)

Or you will look silly. If any one were watching, that is.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 21:30 (twenty years ago)

What exactly is the porch? If the overhanging part is the porch, then it ought to be high enough so that you wouldn't need to crawl under it. If the porch is the part the overhanging part hangs over, then it's just the floor isn't it? How do you crawl under a floor?

― HH, Thursday, 9 February 2006 05:25 (twenty years ago)

Lady, if you have to ask, etc...

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 February 2006 06:07 (twenty years ago)

I get my wife to crwl under the floor. Dirty, dusty and covered in cobwebs, but she is good with kids!

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Thursday, 9 February 2006 07:33 (twenty years ago)

If no one were able to crawl under the floor, I’d never receive any visitors.

― Rex (Rex), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 00:38 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

"When I was 6 years old my dog got sick, she crawled under the porch."

"To die?"

"To be alone."

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 19:20 (twenty years ago)

I lived "under the porch" at the trailor for a bit... I was the only one who could fit and thus they could not get me out... I was alot like a cat I suppose

― Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Sunday, 12 March 2006 08:27 (twenty years ago)

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