Getting Back on Topic Poll

I'd imagine blissium ftw

You seem to be counting out the innate perversity of AskADrunkites. Not to mention the blissium-induced flubber fingers, night blindness and hypersalivation.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

That raised a nasty lump. I think its going to bruise.

Wait for it...

...brace yourself...

....steady.....

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Millions of hosannahs rise fragrantly to the rafters, while the multitudes of the blissium besotted blot the ground with their foreheads and raise their bums on high in adulation of these results, while the dusky-throated grebes and sunken-eyed shmottish fiends skulk furtively back to the shadows.

I'm most surprised that there were seven votes. This is surely the only recorded instance of a 333% voter turnout in independently observed democratic history.

Makes our local council elections look a tawdry farrago indeed

Admiral Farragut voted?

on the qt, he voted smottish

Smottish nationalist?

Hey, Matt, did you ever get my e-mail?

Would a gentleman ask another gentleman such a thing in such a way? No. He would get his butler to do it. Stylishly. Involving a calling card and white gloves.

I have been called many things ici bas but gentleman only in jest, mon cher Aimless.

AAD seems to have been cured of its jest congestion.

I tried to vote for grebes.... Well truthfully I was doing the typing and Guinness was doing the voting.

Dunno for sure if I was successful or not though.

Sadly you vted for Bitterns, and they weren't even an option. Poor show.

An email? Why no, Michael, I don't believe I did. Did you send it to gmail?

I sent it via webmail. Is that not up-to-date? Mine is and I do have a question.

We all have questions. For example, when stuffing one's clothes with newspaper before going to bed, is it better to use the Daily Express or the Daily Mail?

under no circumstances is it acceptable to use either, not even for that, it presupposes that you've bought them, and that, frankly, is not done. In fact, should one have even found them, maybe in a ditch, or pulled from beneath the chilled corpse of an unfortunate vagrant then still no. I know of no gentleman of any circumstance who wouldn't be deeply ashamed to be associated with either title. Most chilled corpses of my acquaintance would still opt for the LRB, in a pinch

Also Michael, ack? I=luddite, wouldn't know webmail if it bit me in the teeth, message me on facebook? Lord, message as a verb, surely these are the End Times. Again.

huh

Precisely. I couldn't have said it better myself.

You are the pinnacle of modesty Aimless......

I am ready and willing to swear under oath that I know for a fact that you HAVE said it better on many occasions and concerning many assorted topics!

It is this unwillingness to step up into the limelight and face your adoring audience that has been your down fall all these many years.

Well, that and warm Brandy.

Oh yeah, the chilled Schnapps has done its share too.

As a matter of fact most any distilled liquid has led you to down falling.... I mean falling down, stumbling and mumbling to yourself, and staggering about, suddenly deciding that the plants in the hall "need watering", sleeping on the front stoop with your face on the WELCOME mat (the hundreds of pock marks on your face from the little rubber nubs were hilarious though), and finally there was the entire weekend spent staring at the oven.

What I am trying to say is that even on your worst day, you could do better than that with half your brain tied behind your back.

huh

I certainly could have said that better. It's more of 'eh?' than a 'huh?', though at times it's 'wah?'-ish.

eh?

I'm hornswoggled. Literally.

I still am. Literately.

Speaking of Literary Masterpieces....

I hear that you have literally littered a litany of literature lately.

Lies?

Lies? It's come to where I hardly know any more.

btw, does anyone know where I can score some blissium? My mental fog is starting to clear and no one wants to come near me when that happens.

AAD seems to have been cured of its jest congestion.

Having inserted the simple phrase "jest congestion" into all-seeing and all-knowing Google I was shocked to discover that all the search results were in Polish. I hardly know what to make of this discovery. I thought I was speaking good english.