WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF THE AMERICAN DREAM?...

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...ALL THE MEXICANS SWIMMING BACK ACROSS THE BORDER WITH AN ARAB UNDER EACH ARM!!

Dick Hertz, Wednesday, 15 January 2003 23:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh dear. Any more of this an I'm excerting God powers.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 16 January 2003 01:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's about fucking time!

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 16 January 2003 02:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

I always thought freedom of speech was overated anyway

Anna., Thursday, 16 January 2003 12:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Second.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 16 January 2003 12:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

I take the fifth ammendment, and I raise you one Senate committee ruling.

Pete Andrews, Thursday, 16 January 2003 14:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

I see your Senate Committee Ruling and raise you a Diplomatic Immunity and a Brother Who Works At The U.N.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 16 January 2003 15:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'll see your brother who works at the U.N. and raise you one hairdresser who knows the guy who used to clean Michael J Fox's pool.

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 16 January 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think you're bluffing Matt.

Pete Andrews, Thursday, 16 January 2003 16:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

And now, the whistling elbows of Traumata Du Pont!

Rex (Rex), Thursday, 16 January 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

This close, sunshine . . . . . this close . . . . .

Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 17 January 2003 01:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

There is a brain there. If only it had some direction......

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 17 January 2003 03:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Anogram?

Matt (Matt), Friday, 17 January 2003 10:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

I retract my last statement

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Saturday, 18 January 2003 03:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm waiting for the whistling elbows. Should I feel silly?

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Saturday, 18 January 2003 03:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

yes, but only because that is the human condition.

Weebleman (StillSimon), Saturday, 18 January 2003 09:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

PS It occurs to me that I can define the American nightmare- Sean. On that basis the American dream must be anti-Sean. I could power the happiness of the world on anti-Sean, a drug stronger ( oh believe it) than Blissium.

Weebleman (StillSimon), Saturday, 18 January 2003 09:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

PS It occurs to me that most of them there mexicans would not be swimming a border which is mostly land. Ok, there may be large pools, but I've seen Michael Palin in that neck of the woods on BBC Choice and it all looked deserty to me.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Saturday, 18 January 2003 16:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

It galls me to contribute to a thread initiated by a fuckwit...
The border between Mexico and the US is mostly imaginary but some of it follows the Rio Grande (spanish for grand rio) river. Jokes about Mexican immigrants abound. They are especially popular among fuckwits.
The US has thousands of miles of imaginary boundries.
Being a "Christian Nation", it's easy for us to imagine things.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 19 January 2003 01:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Have you noticed how he's already killed this forum? Three new messages in two days? Bah!

Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 19 January 2003 02:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

And?

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 19 January 2003 04:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

My friend, you have attained, either fairly or unfairly, a piss poor reputation. Would you a) stop going on about people hating you and b) stop going on about yourself. Just let it rest. It's like the fudcking Gaza Strip round here these days.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 19 January 2003 13:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's not a very deep river, but it does border half the southern US. You dumb shit, pussy Brit. If you want the mexicans they can swim to Britain for all I care...With an arab, or one of each other; under each arm of course.

Slimey Lymey (Mike Hawk), Sunday, 19 January 2003 16:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

You have a lot of hate in your system, Mr. Mike Hawk. I suggest you take up a vigourous activity to get rid of your aggression, such as badminton or fucking.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 19 January 2003 17:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Kinda bored so I've been Googling the name "Mike Hawk". It took a while to realise the "My Cock" pun but hey "Sue Denim" took me ages. I am a slow man.

However there are two stupid musicians to be found with this wonderful name.

http://www.suddendeath.com/jp5/mike.shtml.htm

http://psychostick.com/bandguy.php?bandID=3

Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 19 January 2003 17:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I've seen Michael Palin in that neck of the woods on BBC Choice and it all looked deserty to me."

Was he sneaking in or out?

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

He was talking to some people who were trying to sneak in.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ola! Senor Mike! We made it!
Sorry about Chica getting sick on your shoes but you're bigger than she's used to.

Juan and Chica (Zen Clown), Monday, 20 January 2003 00:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

What about Sue Denim? What's so funny about that?

The new Sean M. Hall (Piano Man), Monday, 20 January 2003 00:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

"You dumb shit, pussy Brit."
Mister Cock, were you addressing me? Zen Clown?
I live in west-central Missouri. A small town, home of the famous Shiloe Lure Company, ("We fool fish every day!")
Accusing me of being a Brit is somewhat flattering. I was mistaken for a Brit once in Kowloon in '66. I was in some big bar watching a semi-nude Chinese girl band singing "Yellow Submarine" ("We ah rive inna yerro sub...ect.") and this fellow next to me says...nevermind.
It wasn't manly if you know what I mean.
Sooo, Mister Cock, if that is your real name, I'm NOT British.
I'm German.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 20 January 2003 01:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sue didn't like you either.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 20 January 2003 01:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Ola! Senor Mike!"
I think you've been watching Crocodile Dundee too much Mr. Clown.
My excuse for spotting the quote was that it was a very very slow day at work when it was on telly.

Celeste (Celeste), Monday, 20 January 2003 02:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just thought you were british from your lame "fuckwit" remark. I don't give a shit if you're a sausage eating kraut.

And I do fuck, but don't fucking play badmitton. You stick to your women's games.

Anyways I also thought you were british because of your attitude, and ignorance of US geography. But I see it's just that youre a dumb mother fucker. And most of the wetbacks are not "immagrints" because most of them don't even become fucking citizens!

Rotten Kraut, Monday, 20 January 2003 03:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well I guess THAT clears everything up!

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 20 January 2003 03:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

notes on Mr. Cock :
Thinks "fuckwits" is exclusive to British vernacular.
Thinks "krauts" eat sausage. (do hot dogs count?)
Fucks. (human females?)
Is literate enough to correct Lynskey's spelling of "badminton".
Thinks I'm dumb.
Thinks I fuck my mother.
Can't spell "immigrant".
Probably lives in house trailer.
Has curtains in truck but not in house.
Disdains virgins because "If they ain't good enough for their brothers, they ain't good enough for me".

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 20 January 2003 03:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't think fuckwit is special only for brits. They just have their own set of slang for allmost everything. You're an ignorant leftwing dipshit. This is bad because it's a Christian country? Well you would prefer it be muslim? Would it be better if it was Catholic instead of Protestant founded? Stupid liberal cunt.

Anyways I don't live in a trailer. I don't need to, to know spanish has been made a 2nd language because wetbacks can't learn the 1st. No is that so. Thank you for correcting my punctuation on a bullshit discussion forum. Anyways even Hitler said his biggest mistake was declaring war on the US.

And the Rio Grande still borders half of the southern US shithead!

Rotten Kraut, Monday, 20 January 2003 04:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

What's your point?

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 20 January 2003 05:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

I would like all non-Americans reading this to know that Mr. Cock does not represent all Americans.
Americans, as a rule, are peaceful, intelligent and.....oh shit; my nose is growing....

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 20 January 2003 05:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

What is it about this forum that acts like an open invite to people (largely Americans) to come here, post a massive rightwing/nazi troll usually about homosexuals/black people? Then when we try our level best to wring some humour out of the post attempt to insult us invariably starting with

Questioning our sexuality.

Moving on to

Threatening sexual relations with out mothers, this is usually done in a "clever" fake email address something like fuck@yourmom.cum (you see the way I altered the top level domain from "com" to "cum", that's because I’m a fucking genius)

They then move on to show that not only are they aware of the vast variety of nations, people, religions and cultures on the planet, but that they also take the time to hate a great deal of them.

Then they assert their masculinity/superiority over women somewhere near the end

The question once again is why?

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 20 January 2003 11:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Try going on an MSN Chatroom. Try one of the ones in "Politics". Frightful. I like to refer to people like our esteemed friend above as having "Hartlepool Syndrome".

If you are unfamiliar with the Hartlepool legend it can be found here -
http://www.totspad.freeserve.co.uk/monkey1.html

There seems to be this mindset in a lot of untravelled insular Americans you see on the net of wanting to post inflaming racism and homophobia. They seem to enjoy it, good for them, except they usually try and drag other people into the debate and into the inevitable "you fuck your mother / dog / black lesbian disabled friend" talk.

These people haven't travelled and are thoroughly wrapped up in their very small cultural world and treat the different as . . . yadda yadda etc etc etc. Like your poor misguided citizens of Hartlepool.

From "The Place of Dead Roads" By William Burroughs

"We have observed that most of the trouble in this world is caused by ten to twenty percent of folks who who can't mind their own business because they have no business of their own any more than a smallpox virus. Now your virus is an obligate cellular parasite, and my contention is that what we call evil is quite literally a virus parasite occupying a certain area which we may term the RIGHT centre. The mark of a basic shit is that he has to be right."


Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 20 January 2003 13:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'd like to have a monkey.
I've almost forgotten the delight of sharing a banana and I can't remember the last time my beard was thoroughly investigated.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 20 January 2003 15:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

I wouldn't be too precious over the sharing of a banana. Not long left for those yummy little beasts apparently. Eventual headline "Bananas Split"

Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 20 January 2003 15:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Note to self :

Dump banana stock.
Buy up shares of "Banana Helper".

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 20 January 2003 17:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

American Dream:

1) We are the most intelligent and democratic of all countries therefore we should intervene on everyone else's business. When there is a reaction (which rarely EVER happens, such as the saudi arabia national's symbollic attack on the world trade center) we get even more pissed off, kick out anyone who isn't a white christian, and lock down any dissent, nuking everyone outside our borders.

2) We like beer and fast and/or loud things

3) Lyndon Larouche's national monorail system and a landbridge to russia.

Wrench, Monday, 20 January 2003 21:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sound like somebody needs a hug..........

And a banana.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 20 January 2003 21:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

I dont really have a problem with German americans, or british americans. I mean those were some of the 1st here. That would be silly, and how could you even tell if they were. But liberals like Zen the Clown just pull things out their ass like about the Rio Grande. And wetbacks are a whole other story. Most off all the other immagrints who come here learn english, and become citizens. Like orientals for example.

But wetbacks are a different story. And I don't need to explain the doon coon.

, Monday, 20 January 2003 22:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Here, here, Mr. Cock. There doesn't need to be any animosity between us.

Here, come in and have a seat. What? The tire swing? Of course.

Make yourself at home. Here. Let's get you out of those sweaty fatigues.

Nice camoflage by the way. Do you hide often?

That's quite a tatoo on your chest. A swastika is it? Do it yourself? Really? With a mirror? Really? It's backwards, you know.

O.K.. You go over and climb on the swing............

and I'll get you a banana.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 20 January 2003 23:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

That is getting me very horny.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 02:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Why is it that those white people who complain about the "english" skills of immigrants are always the ones that have are barely literate themselves? What the FUCK is an "immagrint", is this some pathetic attempt at sarcasm? Why is it some redneck Americans feel that the rest of the world should know just about everyfuckingthing about the USfucking A while they are content to revel in their complete ignorance of the rest of the world?

Anna., Tuesday, 21 January 2003 07:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

I knew it was a mistake not to read over that post

Anna., Tuesday, 21 January 2003 07:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

If I go to Spain or Mexico I will be sure to move learn Spainsih, and become a citizen. If they are going to come here they should learn english and become citizens LIKE ALL THE OTHER IMMAGRINTS HAVE. Not learning english and not becoming a citizen does not make you an immagrint. It makes you an alien. Get it dumb shit?? I LIVE IN AMERICA AND DON'T HAVE TO LEARN SPANISH BECAUSE SOME DUMBSHITS CAN LEARN THE 1ST LANGUAGE. Are yall this ignorant or just this fucking stupid?? Especially that dumb ignorant bitch nickalicious.

I'm through with this thread quit wasting my time. Hertz is right.


, Tuesday, 21 January 2003 23:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Don't let the door hit you on the ass.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 23:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Isn't it funny how you agree with the Hertz guy when you share the same IP. Really funny. Really, really funny. I mean funny.

Well, enjoy it bucko, you've not got many years before there will be more Spanish speakers in the U.S than English speakers. Sexy latin lovers here you come. Who knows maybe your grandkids will get swept off their feet at the prom by a latino love god / goddess. What a pleasing thought.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Suck my dick stupid cuntface.

, Wednesday, 22 January 2003 00:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hmm. I'm going to leave that one in. Touched a nerve there, obviously.

"Mary-Lou, I have something special for you"

"Oh Antonio, the prom has been so perfect . . . I've had such a wonderful time"

"Me too, Mary-Lou, me too"

"I'm so glad we managed to spend this time together even though my racist grandfather tried to stop us going together. He really can be trying . ."

"Oh, my sweet, he is just an old man clinging on to his old ideas. He is old and frail now, not like you you handsome latin stud"

"I know, I know, maybe we can get married and pack him off to an old folks home"

*giggles* "Oh Antonio!"

"Oh Mary-Lou"

Cue heavy 70's porn funk and intense sweaty pleasure

Or more likely -

"Maria-Lou, tengo algo especial para usted"

"Oh Antonio, el prom ha sido tan perfecto. . . He tenido una hora tan maravillosa "

"yo también, Maria-Lou, yo también"

"soy así que alegre manejamos pasar este vez junto aunque mi abuelo racist intentó pararnos que iban junto. Él realmente puede intentar.

"Oh, mi dulce, él es justo un viejo hombre que se aferra encendido en sus viejas ideas. Él es viejo y frágil ahora, no como usted usted perno prisionero latino hermoso "

"sé, yo sé, podemos conseguir casados y embalarlo quizá apagado a vieja gente a casa"

* ríe nerviosamente * el "Oh Antonio!"

"Oh Maria-Lou"

Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 00:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Actually, the real definition depends on where in the States you live— in the South (Bible-Belt, Right-Wing, Racist, Springtime-for-Hitler, Jerry-Springer-Fodder, American-Baptist-Taliban-yet-Strip-Club-on-Every-Corner home of Trent Lott), the dream is reliving the US Civil War and seceding from the rest of the States.

In the North, the dream is the South seceding from the rest of the States.

(I lived in the American South for five miserable years waiting for my company to transfer me back to someplace sane, so I know what I'm talking about.)


BTW, I'm American, Keweenaw Chippewa and Menominee, speak a smattering of a REAL FIRST LANGUAGE HERE, in addition to English (which was introduced after Spanish, Italian and French here), Spanish and French.

My grandparents weren't considered citizens of the US when they were born, even though they were born here. My grandmother was taken from her family when she was a child and put into a camp with other Indian children where she was 'Americanized.'

When I talk about my familial past, I'm sometimes asked if I hate this country. No— it's my country, I love it and I wouldn't want to live anywhere else. However, when one of these idiots like Mr. Little Cock starts spewing his swastikas, all I want to tell the fool is— GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM.

We have a saying, "When the white man came to this country, there were no taxes, no unemployment and women did all the work. The white man thought he could improve this?"

No One (SiggyBaby), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 02:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

An intellectual goldmine this site aint. Thanks for deleting "Anarchy." Dickhead.

, Wednesday, 22 January 2003 03:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is all a simple misunderstanding, Mr. Cock.
"Intellectual Goldmine" is over on Lusenet.

"All that glitters is not gold,
all those who wander are not lost
and all who can spell "intellectual" aren't."

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 04:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

"The Rio Grande covers most of the southern US"

Well, if you will insist on driving those big 'ol cars...

Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 13:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

que dices?

AnAmerican (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Canada looks better every day. Eh?

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey Dick! Did your ancestors attempt learn any of the Native American languages when they travelled over to America in their ships, or was English difficult enough to master without adding anymore complications?

fractal (fractal), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

One good way to look at guy's like this: they're much less likely to find a partner with which to breed than regular humans.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Why do I speak Spanish better when drunk? Pienso que nosotros continuaríamos solamente como este, cuando hablando sobre este puto, verdad? Nota a Celeste— si tu quieres, si tu quieres.

No One (SiggyBaby), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 16:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

If I was going to leave America, I'd have to go somewhere that I could drive to. Airplanes smell funny and I don't like to travel without my chainsaw. I guess I'd go to Mexico. They have warm beaches
there and I've heard that Spanish is easier to learn than Canadian.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

But the beer is better in Canada, eh?

When the first white explorers reached Lake Michigan, they asked their Indian guide what it was. Puzzled, he replied, “michi gami,” which means “big lake.”

No One (SiggyBaby), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 17:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't think I've drank Canadian beer. I had a Corona once and it tasted like someone already drank it.
I aquired a taste for Guinness in Hong Kong. I hear it was created by mistake...
Some accidents work out for the best...then there's Mr. Cock...

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

You have to go to Canada to get the good stuff. The Canadian beer that’s imported is toned down in the belief that Americans can/won’t accept stronger-flavored beers. Labat is pretty good. Personally, I usually drink Guinness or Old Peculiar, although Chimay is still my favorite.

Strangely, Chimay was illegal where I lived in the South.

No One (SiggyBaby), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, man, now THAT'S what I miss about working in a five-star restaurant...the chef force-feeding me multiple Chimays at the end of every shift!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 19:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't understand beer being proscribed. I really don't.

Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sous-chef?

“Su chef? No es mi chef. Tu le chinga— tu le traiga.”

No One (SiggyBaby), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 21:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Proscription is very popular in "The Land of the Free".

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 21:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Weak language puns! Now that's more like it! AAD finally back on track.

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 23 January 2003 11:45 (twenty-one years ago) link


Give me women, wine, and snuff
Until I cry out "hold, enough!"
You may do so sans objection
Till the day of resurrection:
For, bless my beard, they aye shall be
My beloved Trinity.

John Keats (1795-1821)

JS, Monday, 27 January 2003 14:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ode to Dick Hertz.

Give me forums, boards and bits
Until I cry out "fucking Brits!"
You may have some slight objections
You could be browsing Stile with huge erections :
For, I consider myself, as white, the cream
My beloved American Dream.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 27 January 2003 14:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Now you've made me cry.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 27 January 2003 15:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

two weeks pass...
I am part german, and may be a little british too. But I now consider myself an american, I celebrate some costomes at home. But my ancestors have long been here. But I don't care if you're part kraut, you're still a dumb fuck. And I don't blame the brits for this countries problems or my own. I was just pointing out that they are usually asexual unless they are being homosexual.

I had an english teacher that said "Don't make up things that are not in the text." But you cuntface "liberals" just bull this shit out of the air or your dariere. This thread is about the american dream, not about you useless dumb shit democrats. Of course you would want to delete this thread, as the democratic party represents being anti intellectual. Freedom of speech does not involve politcal correctness.

I gotta take a dump but when Im done you can have fun an lick that rump.

Mike Hawk, Thursday, 13 February 2003 14:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

I should say enforcing political correctness involves no free speech. It sure involves no thinking. I think yuppies invented it and so they could try an make everyone as boring and untellectual as them.

You democrats really are insecure people. Go watch an episode of Seinfeld. You brain dead boring insecure lemmings!

I don't know of anything dumber than a liberal democrat.

Mike Hawk, Thursday, 13 February 2003 14:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

costomes
dariere
untellectual

Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think I’ve discovered the source of Mr. Angry’s animus— I believe that he’s a high school drop out whose lawn mowing business has failed due to a combination of price undercutting from the Mexican Landscaping Cartel, a broken lawnmower, and a lack of funds to replace said lawnmower due to his meth addiction.

No One (SiggyBaby), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

And a lack of meths due to steenkeeng wetbacks drinking it all

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Typos.

Beileve it or not, there are some anger against the modern so called liberals in this country. Mexicans are not being done any favors by not being incouraged to learn english.

Sterotypes do not just pop out of the blue, they are all based on fact. The anger is not with mexicans want to become americans it's with ones who come here and don;t. And same with the arabs.

But liberals are very unintellecual. They need wetbacks to stay dirtbag no english speaking welfare cases to stay dependent on them. IF YOU DONT KNOW THE LANGUAGE GO THE FUCK BACK. But what can be done about the dumb shit democrats? Open season on their stupid asses.

Mike Hawk, Friday, 14 February 2003 02:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

unintellecual.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 14 February 2003 02:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

I would love to jump in here but in light of my recent admonishment I feel disinclined to do so.
My fondness for this forum drives me to do what I can for the best interest of all.
In light of that, I am retreating into self-exile.
I really wasn't "up to it" anyway, was I.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 14 February 2003 03:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

IF YOU DONT KNOW THE LANGUAGE GO THE FUCK BACK.

What, like Navajo?

Matt (Matt), Friday, 14 February 2003 10:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm having a dilemma. I support the Clown in his attempts to get rid of Sean because he really gives me the shits (even though I mainly just observe). HOWEVER, I noticed that there have been posts deleted from this thread (it also seems to happen alot over at I Love Everything). I think this really sucks, it takes away the continuity and its also bloody fascist. I realise this is a tad off track....

Anna., Friday, 14 February 2003 12:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

THE DIARY OF TAD, OFF TRACK

Day 6
The constant heat here in the bush is getting to me. I have only a soupson of Evian which which to gâchez ma soif et lavez mes vêtements pitoyables .

I miss Lance. Lance was ace.

My journey is about to get tougher. There is a large canyon standing between me and my destination and I have no guide. My map was torn by a scorpion and is hard to read. Why on earth did I sell my copy of "Third Decade"? The yaks milk I got for it seems hardly worth it now.

How I miss Ramsey Street and all my friends. I wonder how Carl is doing? Carl was ace. So was Susan. I liked Susan. She treated me fairly and supported my DJ'ing. Oh well. Not long to go now.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 14 February 2003 15:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Soupcon

Matt (Matt), Friday, 14 February 2003 17:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Twoshey

Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 14 February 2003 19:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Momentary confusion is followed by the horrible revelation that Lynskey has detailed knowledge about 'neighbours'. You watch neighbours? What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Anna., Friday, 14 February 2003 22:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Neighbours is a way of life. If you don't like it move to Russia.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Saturday, 15 February 2003 00:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Neighbours is a towering edifice of television drama, one of the finest the world has ever seen. It can cover every emotion with a depth unrivalled by any programme, save, perhaps, "Doctors". Bathos, Pathos, gut-wrenching fear, bowel-shaking comedy, all human life is here, and so is Summer Hoyland.

Matt (Matt), Saturday, 15 February 2003 00:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is Summer Hoyland. I hope you meant someone else

JS, Saturday, 15 February 2003 19:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

I tried to move to Russia but they wouldn't give me a fuckin' job.

Bollard (Bollard), Saturday, 15 February 2003 21:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have been hoping for one of those, but have had to settle for an office job

Weebleman (StillSimon), Sunday, 16 February 2003 09:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm sure the Russians have their own version of Neighbours with big boisterous Russian women who are a damn sight more masculine then those puny Aussie guys. The older occupants in Ramsinky Street could reminisce about the good old days when, if you didn't like your tedious, amnesiac neighbour you could have her promptly abducted in the middle of the night and removed to a brutal labour camp where her insidious cheerfulness could be appropriately dealt with.

Anna., Sunday, 16 February 2003 23:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

I meant Summer Hoyland the scheming evil robot child bent on the destruction of mankind. Who did you think I meant?

Matt (Matt), Sunday, 16 February 2003 23:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

State of play on this thread so far: Racist joke has mutated into meditations on what Australian soaps would be like if transplanted to Russia. I love Ask a Drunk.

Matt (Matt), Monday, 17 February 2003 00:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

I love I hate Ask A Drunk.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 17 February 2003 00:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

It is good. But it's no "I love Grammar"

Matt (Matt), Monday, 17 February 2003 00:19 (twenty-one years ago) link


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