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― Quiet, I'm making my Youtube Star Wars Review (Z S), Friday, 1 January 2010 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link
OOOOOOOOOO
MMMMMMMMMM
FFFFFFFFFF
― Quiet, I'm making my Youtube Star Wars Review (Z S), Friday, 1 January 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link
GGGGGGGGGG
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― Quiet, I'm making my Youtube Star Wars Review (Z S), Friday, 1 January 2010 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link
mmmmmfgggggg how did that fit inside you
― welcome to gudbergur (harbl), Friday, 1 January 2010 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link
how is babby formed?
― sarahel, Friday, 1 January 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Things have been taken to a new level.
― I X Love (Abbott), Friday, 1 January 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link
holy shit
― 12 inches of (snoball), Friday, 1 January 2010 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link
this is truly some n/l shit
― Quiet, I'm making my Youtube Star Wars Review (Z S), Friday, 1 January 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link
:-(
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Saturday, 2 January 2010 14:37 (fourteen years ago) link
where did u get such an oddly shaped toilet
― deej, Sunday, 3 January 2010 01:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Weird mental image of penis poop fucking the toilet hole get OUT of my head
http://i49.tinypic.com/fc37kg.jpg
― Quiet, I'm making my Youtube Star Wars Review (Z S), Sunday, 3 January 2010 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Thanks! Unpleasant mental image piled on top of unpleasant mental image... And why is it that every time I look at this thread, it jumps straight to that toilet bowl picture? aaaaaarrrrgrh!
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Sunday, 3 January 2010 10:45 (fourteen years ago) link
― deej
It's clearly European. Also the contents are European. Giant, nearly flesh-colored, steeped in a dark, murky broth -- definitely not an American shit. That might even be an Eastern European shit.
― kenan, Sunday, 3 January 2010 11:05 (fourteen years ago) link
the type 4 shit floating on top used to be a mcdonalds burger though.
― ☆, Sunday, 3 January 2010 11:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Did it, now.
― kenan, Sunday, 3 January 2010 11:18 (fourteen years ago) link
you sure do know a lot about the geographic origins of shits kenan
― deej, Sunday, 3 January 2010 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Look here at my map...
― kenan, Sunday, 3 January 2010 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.kkn.net/~k5tr/photo/ke5c/1emebig.jpg
kenan
― sarahel, Sunday, 3 January 2010 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_E8BpJEni77I/R8wnHbN4RpI/AAAAAAAABU4/19SZPZPsTyQ/s400/McCrapper.jpg
― ♖♘♗♔♕♗♘♖ (am0n), Sunday, 3 January 2010 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link
looks a tiny bit like a shaven JJ xpost
― hoos rotorvator (acoleuthic), Sunday, 3 January 2010 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link
LJ - Lol, you're right!
― sarahel, Sunday, 3 January 2010 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/rock-climbing.jpg
― The Hood Won't Jump (Eazy), Sunday, 3 January 2010 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link
looks a tiny bit like a shaven JJ
Yeah sure I shave my... oh I see what you meant. No offense, JJ.
― kenan, Sunday, 3 January 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link
totally clean, like a torpedo being shot out of a submarine
― Convenience Fish (snoball), Thursday, 8 April 2010 12:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Not excellent really, but have you ever got one that coiled right back around and bumped you? This has happened to me twice in recent months, and never in my preceding 30 years. Hope I'm okay.
― My Neighbor Toronto (kingkongvsgodzilla), Tuesday, April 21, 2009 8:28 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark
surely...this must be...an urban...legend...
― fuck in rainbows, after it rains (dyao), Thursday, 8 April 2010 12:06 (fourteen years ago) link
perhaps...you have...been eating...slinkies...for breakfast??
― fuck in rainbows, after it rains (dyao), Thursday, 8 April 2010 12:07 (fourteen years ago) link
http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/Gothemburg-babirusa-skull-oblique-Mar-2010.jpg
good god
― Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Friday, 9 April 2010 03:26 (fourteen years ago) link
caption: "I give myself the horn"
― Convenience Fish (snoball), Friday, 9 April 2010 10:32 (fourteen years ago) link
10th grade. used to always take a shit before cross country practice. through trial and error i found that the boys bathroom at the far end of the special ed wing was always the cleanest and least frequented. so that's where i'd always go. one day, i entered my usual stall only to find that someone hadn't flushed. then i noticed why they hadn't flushed. it's cause they couldn't have flushed. in the bowl lay a turd about the size of a small grapefruit, or a very large baseball. it appeared to be perfectly spherical. i couldn't look away. making it all the more amazing was the fact there was NO TOILET PAPER occupying the bowl. just the freakish large, geometrically impossible piece of shit, and some water. absolutely unbelievable. but i had to wonder, what kind of an ass did this come out of, anyway? can asses stretch that large, or did this thing begin as a series of smaller shits that the shitee then reached in and molded into a solid shitball? i didn't want to know, i never found out anyway, and our junior varsity cross country team took 5th place at the state finals that year!!!
― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 10 April 2010 02:51 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A54ZQQlusRo
― steev reich (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 10 April 2010 02:53 (fourteen years ago) link
I pretty much laid down a baseball bat during one rough bowel movement last year....
― Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 10 April 2010 04:02 (fourteen years ago) link
This story relayed to me by an acquaintance many years ago, so I can't be sure of the details. Anyway, acquaintance (call him F) goes paintballing with his friends, and his side split into pairs so they can cover each other more effectively. F and his partner N are out in the woods for a while, when suddenly N says "I gotta take a shit right now - keep watch to make sure that no-one shoots me while I'm tooling one off!". F keeps watch while N goes behind some bushes. Suddenly he hears N shouting, goes to see what the trouble is, and sees N standing on a tree stump, squatting, with a two foot long turd dangling out of his backside.So in summary, I can believe ur baseball bat sized excrement story.
― Convenience Fish (snoball), Saturday, 10 April 2010 08:09 (fourteen years ago) link
that is what's known as "laying down a bunt"
― Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 10 April 2010 12:57 (fourteen years ago) link
have the rumblings post burrito/chimichanga. bets using the Bristol STool chart?
I'm going to wager #4...
― Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 10 April 2010 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/1wNpE1Z.jpg
Pretzel on Paper, 2016.
― Wes Brodicus, Sunday, 11 December 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link
The lyrics to "TAISO" by the Yellow Magic Orchestra are actually instructions for defecating in an amazing way
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 00:00 (seven years ago) link
One time a while back I was absently humming a tune while I shat and it wasn't until afterwards that I realized the tune was Chuck Mangione's 'Feel So Good'. My subconscious knew what was up.
― Crackers and Snacks (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 00:03 (seven years ago) link