really looking forward to the sequel thread, "pooping directly into the drain, classic or dud?"
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link
If you have one of those shower-over-the-bath things, is it bad briquette to poop when someone else is using the shower bit? Because technically your business is downstream.
poopiquette
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
pooping during a bath
― am0n, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
"shitting anywhere i feel like: classic, dud, or God given right"
http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/caddyshack_doody.jpg
― am0n, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
I guess the next question is, since you're going to wash your hands anyway, why not cup your hands beneath your bottom, poop into your cupped hands, then throw the poop into the shower, and then shower? more good times, less messy having-to-sit-down-and-wipe
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link
just fyi, pooping directly into the shower is like the dictionary definition of "bad briquette"
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link
no "bad briquette" was a portmanteau German/French term - we now call 'em "floaters"
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link
das poop
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.mr-l.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Lady-gaga-corset.jpg
I love your baked beansI love your brisketEven though I left a bad briquette(ohohohohoh)I love your cheesesAnd your greasy spaghett'Even though I left a bad briquetteohohohohoh, ohohohohCan't flush a bad briquetteohohohohoh, ohohohohCan't flush a bad briquette
rahrah rahmamarahma rahmamaGaga, ooh-la-laI pooped in yr pool
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link
NO NO NO NO NO NO
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
lady caca
― am0n, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link
pooper face
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link
ALL OF YOU CAN GO TO STRAIGHT TO HELL
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Que thinks this thread's gone right down the drain
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link
that is a pro pic choice
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link
she's all like "yeah I did it, it was me"
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link
no way man, she was hoping no one would know it was her, that's why she wore the mask
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link
I thought about that too but the way she's crouching is pretty much your basic "I shit in your pool, yeah it was me" crouch
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean you can tell that she is comfortable holding that position, but the angles of her legs indicate a sort of implied movement, leading the viewer to wonder where exactly the movement is
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link
(in the pool obv.)
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link
at least we can be sure she's about to hit the showers
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link
so we can all feel relieved about that
you and me can wash some underpantswoahohohoh-oooooohhhwash some underpants
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link
http://literaryden.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/article-1233700-077fc01e000005dc-258_634x4451.jpg
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link
key observations here
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link
why did i click that
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link
cause you keep getting rammed in it
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― am0n, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link
(xpost) curiosity killed the shat
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link
http://riotclitshave.com/2010.03/WaterBirth1-1.jpg
Hey, at least it's better than pooping (really? Pooping?) before a bath.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Hey Mr. Que remember that B&B at Zion with the toilet *IN* the shower? That would have been so perfect for this!
― quincie, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link
pooping like a headless chicken
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link
ban Michael White
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link
bain Michael White
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Huh? Funny, this memory is, how you say, "blocked."
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Genuine lol
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
― quincie, Thursday, March 18, 2010 5:12 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark
this is the situation in my flat ;_;
― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Thursday, 18 March 2010 01:16 (fourteen years ago) link
are you kidding me? I can see adding a shower option as a second step, like if you want to give your rectum a thorough cleansing after diarrhea, but avoiding wiping altogether first?
If you ever throw a barbecue, don't prepare the food please....
― Cattle Grind, Thursday, 18 March 2010 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Showering after pooping without wiping is known colloquially as "throwing a barbecue" IIRC
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 03:40 (fourteen years ago) link
omg
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 18 March 2010 03:41 (fourteen years ago) link
wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 18 March 2010 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link
"Have you been throwing your shrimp on the barbie again?"
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 11:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Ingenious, snoball! Poop on a Barbie, then just put her in the shower to wash off. That'll save a whole lot of steps.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 11:55 (fourteen years ago) link
ah, but which Barbie? Maybe the new IT Support, one as they're all being treated like crap anyway!
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Stomach still turning at "shrimp" by the way.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Dropping the squids off at the pool.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:22 (fourteen years ago) link
making some bold clams
― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:23 (fourteen years ago) link
seaweed
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:27 (fourteen years ago) link
and don't forget to scrape off the barnacles
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:28 (fourteen years ago) link