are you kidding me? I can see adding a shower option as a second step, like if you want to give your rectum a thorough cleansing after diarrhea, but avoiding wiping altogether first?
If you ever throw a barbecue, don't prepare the food please....
― Cattle Grind, Thursday, 18 March 2010 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Showering after pooping without wiping is known colloquially as "throwing a barbecue" IIRC
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 03:40 (fourteen years ago) link
omg
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 18 March 2010 03:41 (fourteen years ago) link
wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 18 March 2010 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link
"Have you been throwing your shrimp on the barbie again?"
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 11:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Ingenious, snoball! Poop on a Barbie, then just put her in the shower to wash off. That'll save a whole lot of steps.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 11:55 (fourteen years ago) link
ah, but which Barbie? Maybe the new IT Support, one as they're all being treated like crap anyway!
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Stomach still turning at "shrimp" by the way.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Dropping the squids off at the pool.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:22 (fourteen years ago) link
making some bold clams
― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:23 (fourteen years ago) link
seaweed
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:27 (fourteen years ago) link
and don't forget to scrape off the barnacles
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:28 (fourteen years ago) link
rolling thread of scallops 2008
― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:29 (fourteen years ago) link
"Take two fish into the shower? Yes, because I'm 1guy2fish guy..."
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:44 (fourteen years ago) link
fwiw i pooped before showering this morning and carefully considered my options before showering
yes, i wiped, but the important part of the post is as follows: i realized the distinct sensation of showering a recently utilized anus is really unpleasant to me
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:49 (fourteen years ago) link
how can wiping/not wiping be a negotiable position? I'm with harbl on this one.
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Just in case anyone thinks I'm a gross weirdo, I'd never not wipe.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:52 (fourteen years ago) link
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just for the record, Tuomas, I think it is really uncool of you to hijack HOOS's account & sully his good name
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:15 (fourteen years ago) link
PHEW. for a second there I thought some of you bought toilet paper only for show.
― Cattle Grind, Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:15 (fourteen years ago) link
I buy toilet paper only for shower
― 丫 power (dyao), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:16 (fourteen years ago) link
realized the distinct sensation of showering a recently utilized baby is really unpleasant to me
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:18 (fourteen years ago) link
okay NO
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:22 (fourteen years ago) link
I thought I'd seen the worst life had to offer, then I read the phrase "a recently utilized baby"
http://thinkwinemarketing.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/1893_edvard_munch_the_scream-wr400.jpg
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Sorry, Dan. Sorry, Tuomas. Sorry, everyone.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:24 (fourteen years ago) link
fwiw the term 'poop deck' was first coined when somebody tried to do this on a ship
― 丫 power (dyao), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Back to the topic at hand:
http://www.ezilon.com/articles/articles/2093/1/How-to-Throw-a-Barbecue
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link
When you have your barbecue ready to go, you should start thinking about what you want to serve at your party
somehow I'm afraid to look at HI DERE's menu....
― Cattle Grind, Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Learning how to throw a barbecue will allow you to provide cheap yet fun entertainment to your friends and family during the summer months. When you throw a barbecue, you are providing food and fun without breaking the bank. If you dont know how to throw a barbecue, then read on and learn the ins and outs of this fun and inexpensive form of summer entertainment.
step 1: poop, but do not wipestep 2: take a shower
Congratulations! You have just thrown your first barbecue!
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:32 (fourteen years ago) link
yes but they haven't told us how long the marinade takes
― 丫 power (dyao), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link
TS: Wearing Clean Underwear Daily Vs. Using the Smell Test to Get Mileage Out of Previously Worn
― Cattle Grind, Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link
thrown your first barbecue
In Europe it's called "serving caviar at the ambassador's residence".
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 14:04 (fourteen years ago) link
i realized the distinct sensation of showering a recently utilized anus is really unpleasant to me
I am in favor of showering any anus in any state of being at any time. Anuses should be washed.
To appropriate the immortal words of Rhett Butler: "You should be washed, and often, and by someone who knows how."
― kenan, Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Porcelain is porcelain and waste water is waste water. Just shit in your shower and then piss it all down the drain.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link
shower in piss tbh
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah it's all waste water, good idea
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link
For some reason I'm waiting for William Burroughs to post on this thread.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:56 (fourteen years ago) link
i have a very particular belief when it comes to this, but i can't bring myself to divulge anything on this thread. i just can't do it.
― big (surm), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link
lolstipation
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link
surm showers in the toilet--great idea
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link
i would not want to walk even the two steps it takes to get from the toilet to the shower with poopy butt. Fuck that!
― Aerosol, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't even like having my toilet in the same room as my shower, tbh.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link
that would be like a really cold mini-jacuzzi
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link
that's what my pet alligator thought RIP
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Handstand on the toilet to wash your hair - just like being back at school for some people.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Me, neither! My parents have a separate little room in their bathroom that contains their toilet. It is much more civilized.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link
no "bad briquette" was a portmanteau German/French term - we now call 'em "floaters"
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, March 17, 2010 4:17 PM
I didn't say this yesterday but holy hell did I lol at this
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link
recently utilized anus
― demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link
2nd hand
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
pooping right after showering though?
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link
tends to squeak
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link