ya know though I think he overreacted a bit. Short of spraying fetid feces in your pants in real time in front of your significant other, I think they can be a little forgiving when you have a bad shit session.
my ex used to move off the couch if she started farting (she has some stomach issues) cuz I think she thought I'd dump her for farting. it was kinda cute actually....
― Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 3 April 2010 04:12 (fourteen years ago) link
can someone summarize that pls? tia.
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Saturday, 3 April 2010 04:14 (fourteen years ago) link
guy ate his wife's cooking, then blew it back out his anus all over the toilet, which took him a while to clean up, and he had hallucinations of smelling poop for the rest of the date that caused him to be more passive which made her like him and then they got married the end.
― Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 3 April 2010 04:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Who will be the Emeril of the Poop Network?
― can it compete with the wagon wheel (Eazy), Saturday, 3 April 2010 12:10 (fourteen years ago) link
at this point we need an i love poop board
― here come the friday afternoon dick emoticons (latebloomer), Saturday, 3 April 2010 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link
i love poop-making
― Earning your Masters in Library and Information Science is beautiful (schlump), Saturday, 3 April 2010 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link
There's no way that fuck threads are ever going to outrun poo threads on this board. I am slowly accepting this.
― kenan, Sunday, 4 April 2010 03:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Every time I see this thread title I think of the opening lines to "Rainbow Connection" from the Muppet Movie.
― Maltodextrin, Sunday, 4 April 2010 03:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Why are there so manythreads about poop?While there are so few fuck threads?Poop is excrementIt's only waste productAnd there is nothing to spread.So we've been told and some chooseto believe itBut I know they're wrong wait and seeSomeday we'll find itThe Pooping ConnectionThe poopers, the pee-ers, and me
― Convenience Fish (snoball), Sunday, 4 April 2010 10:37 (fourteen years ago) link
golf clap
― kenan, Sunday, 4 April 2010 11:21 (fourteen years ago) link
All of us under it's smell.We know that it's probably tragic...
― Convenience Fish (snoball), Sunday, 4 April 2010 11:26 (fourteen years ago) link
ok stop
― kenan, Sunday, 4 April 2010 11:28 (fourteen years ago) link
someone post that one guy's freestyle about pooping in his pants again.
― Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Sunday, 4 April 2010 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link