does a foam dome count as a hat?
― electricsound, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 05:59 (fourteen years ago) link
a condom
― Lamp, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 06:06 (fourteen years ago) link
do you want to wear the overcoat?
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 06:10 (fourteen years ago) link
t-shirt - dress shirt a good substitute - but then is "sex act" as strictly limited term here?
I cannot understand how people can tolerate feeling their own nekkid feet rubbing up against socks while they're goin at it tho
― henceforth we eat truffle fries (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 09:00 (fourteen years ago) link
"Wife-Beater"
Before I clicked on this thread, I hoped against hope that this would be a choice. There's nothing I love more than a girl in clingy tank top.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 09:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Previously I didn't much care about garters, but a couple of years ago I dated a girl who liked to wear them, and I have to admit they were pretty hot. So I voted for those. Would've voted for long striped socks if they'd been on the list though, as they are my favourite sexy clothes item. Regular socks during sex are more negative than positive.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 10:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Garters are one of the few lingerie items that I'm into wearing and own quite a few. On dudes none of these are very appealing but maybe tshirt means it was so hot that you couldn't bothered getting totally undressed so that.
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 10:33 (fourteen years ago) link
"Doc Martens" as a catch-all for "boots" I guess. Massively massively hot.
― kkvgz, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 10:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Similar to ENBB, I really like it when the shirt's off but the skirt's just lifted because fuck waiting that extra second.
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 11:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Gold chain or gold cross just get in the way, unless the chain is long enough. Cami is a shame if someone's keeping it on cos they don't feel comfortable about their body. Socks are always a total dud. So, pretty much anything else, especially if it's still on because you were both in too much of a hurry to stop and take that last thing off.
― Señor Communications Adviser (sic), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 11:30 (fourteen years ago) link
or, yeah, x-post. Tuomas is otm re sock exceptions too.
― Señor Communications Adviser (sic), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 11:31 (fourteen years ago) link
oh good lord some of these are very hot indeed
torn between Drawers and Coat tho
― some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 11:38 (fourteen years ago) link
To surprise... you in... the flesh
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 11:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Voted glasses. Not even a close contest.
wife beater
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 11:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh man, I am so gonna have "You Can Leave Your Hat On" stuck in my head every time I see this thread. (NOt that I voted hats.)
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 15:56 (fourteen years ago) link
I remember reading about some couple, and the wife used to be a figure skater, and the husband asked her to have sex in her skates. The blades of the skates fucked the bed up hardcore, and neither party enjoyed it.
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link
ALso, I never think of a person in no clothing, but wearing glasses, as "not naked." Or, conversely, I never thought of glasses as clothing or accessories.
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link
my gf either insists that her glasses go off or the light does fwiw. she has image issues with my body
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link
One of these has to go, Jesca.
― mandatory seersucker (Eazy), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
but then is "sex act" as strictly limited term here?
Only limited by imagination!
― mandatory seersucker (Eazy), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Hat (please specify)
http://www.popgadget.net/images/pac-man-hat.jpg
― bageled by dementeds (HI DERE), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Imagine someone giving you oral sex while they were wearing one of those.
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTjbrOx3FA&NR=1
― bageled by dementeds (HI DERE), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link
New entry, write in
black spiderman outfit for D@n
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link
xp "You Can Leave Your Hat Pac On"
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh man, what happens if you have sex with a symbiote costume on?
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link
i'd vote for mittens if i could
― harbl, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Boxing gloves comes under Gloves, right?
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link
What about flippers? Fake mermaid tail?
Does a furry costume count as "one item"?
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link
no gloves, no loves is what i say
― harbl, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.supplierlist.com/photo_images/96514/Tater_Mitts.jpg
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link
How about those copper bracelets old people wear? (still sold in Boots BTW)
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link
If it can't peel potatoes I can't even feel it.
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link
xxp that would be a rough handjob, particularly if your lady was a female bodybuilder.
xp "peel my spuds"
Someone I know who shall forever and ever remain nameless once fucked his girlfriend wile she was wearing this:
http://9teen87.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/movies-star-wars-book-card-15.jpg
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link
And was he wearing a Leia metal bikini?
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link
That wasn't part of the story. But she was pissed at him when she realized that he'd told all the boys that he'd done this.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link
okay that is fucking horrifying
― bageled by dementeds (HI DERE), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Nothing worse than the old "make you wear a pigmask & tell" routine.
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link
"make you wear a pigmask Gamorrean & tell"
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Maybe he was gay for Gamorreans?
Is there any Star Wars species ppl haven't wanted to fuck? Jesus.
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't think he coerced her into wearing it. She put it on while naked, as a joke, and the situation escalated.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link
dear god
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link
That scenario is a lot better than what I initially imagined, which is her doing this as some long-begged-for birthday gift.
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, I guess but you'd hope that donning that mask would sorta kill the mood and not enhance it. You know?
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:27 (fourteen years ago) link
I am pretty sure no one wants to fuck the Saarlac
― bageled by dementeds (HI DERE), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^ possible title for next Prince album
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Thursday, 3 June 2010 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link
lolllll
― p-dog, Friday, 4 June 2010 02:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Surprised that no-one's mentioned "strap on" as a missing option.
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Saturday, 5 June 2010 07:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Weirdly enough, even though I'm a bif Prince fan, I don't think I've ever used him as sex music. Must correct this when I get the chance.
Nah, skip it. Sex does not really require music at all.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Monday, 7 June 2010 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link
And Prince is so obviously having sex with himself, anyway, you'd just end up feeling like a third wheel.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Monday, 7 June 2010 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Prince: "Do me baby!"snoball: "er... it's a flattering offer but actually I'm straight"Prince: "I wasn't talking to you!"
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Monday, 7 June 2010 07:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Thursday, 10 June 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Dress Shirt 1 Bra 1 Gold Chain 1 Sunglasses 1
= one hot lady
― mandatory seersucker (Eazy), Thursday, 10 June 2010 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link
No one's ever asked me to leave me glasses on during. Never thought about it, but that is a bit suprising.
― property-disrespecting Moroccan handjob (Trayce), Thursday, 10 June 2010 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link
If a guy ever took his glasses off before naked times, I assumed he thought I was ugly.
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Thursday, 10 June 2010 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link
eh he could be farsighted, in fairness
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 June 2010 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link
one of you assholes is going to vote "sunglasses" i just know it― CUSE EX MACHINA (jjjusten), Wednesday, June 2, 2010 7:32 PM (1 week ago)
― CUSE EX MACHINA (jjjusten), Wednesday, June 2, 2010 7:32 PM (1 week ago)
― apparently not the band, but the lifestyle (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 June 2010 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm fine with the guy leaving his glasses on or taking them off; not being a glasses-wearer, i just assume that the decision is based on comfort or potential damage to said item while in the throes of passion. though personally, i find it pretty hot when a guy that regularly wears glasses takes them off, it's this small, yet intimate gesture.
― sarahel, Friday, 11 June 2010 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link
I can't stand wearing my glasses & I take them off at the earliest opportunity - I can see people fine when they're within a couple of feet. so don't assume that!
― get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 11 June 2010 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link
'within a couple of feet'
^ subtle brag
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 11 June 2010 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link
you only have one foot, darraghmac?
― sarahel, Friday, 11 June 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link
well let's not quibble over a few inches......
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 11 June 2010 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link
― get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 11 June 2010 01:09 (20 minutes ago)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^this
― Mark Ronson: "Led Zeppelin were responsible for hip-hop" (acoleuthic), Friday, 11 June 2010 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Same but I have been asked to leave them on and was happy to do so. I guess for some ppl this whole glasses bit is a real, you know, thing.
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 11 June 2010 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link
I can see people fine when they're within a couple of feet.
Ah, see... I can't. My level of astigmatism is such that I can't see anything close up OR far away without glasses. I just can't really see, period. And I like to watch. :)
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Friday, 11 June 2010 05:04 (thirteen years ago) link
I just can't really see, period.
Until you look in the mirror and see all the blood on your face LOLOL
― mandatory seersucker (Eazy), Friday, 11 June 2010 05:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Whoa, didn't expect glasses to win. I have no problem with my glasses, but I always take them off when having a shag, I feel they'll just get in the way if there's some heavy kissing and stuff like that involved. My eyesight isn't particularly bad though; if I'm within the sexing range, I can see the other person just fine. I guess if my sight was worse and I couldn't really see anything without the glasses, I might keep them on for the added visual pleasure.
― Tuomas, Friday, 11 June 2010 07:07 (thirteen years ago) link
My wife has asked me to leave mine on. Also, you guys know that -as ENBB said- this is totally a thing for some guys and there are probably.dozens of pron sites dedicated to the idea of skeeting on glasses? I guess it's sort of a modern day extension of the naughty.librarian fetishes of yore.Anyway, I get a modern day extension when my wife wears her boots (it turns out they were docs - very big fuckoff docs ), so it's good to.see I'm not alone out.there.
― kkvgz, Friday, 11 June 2010 10:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Admittedly at the time of me assuming this I was 19 & pretty convinced no one found me attractive, period, so I was into looking for confirmation. And now I don't really care if my husband want to take of his glasses as I am confident he does find me attractive, even though he is one bad-visioned dude.
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Friday, 11 June 2010 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Also I have always had a thing for glasses...I remember in preschool having a little girl crush on a boy named Eli basically only because he had glasses. Sad when they are taken off! OTOH I wear mine only when absolutely necessary, but I got glasses when I was 22 & I think I'm still not used to them.
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Friday, 11 June 2010 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Glasses aren't really optimal for snogging...
― If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Friday, 11 June 2010 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link
MW OTM. You can't really make out for too long without them getting knocked off.
― Fetchboy, Friday, 11 June 2010 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link
"Hat (please specify)" was robbed
― rugged and unrelenting (even brutal) (HI DERE), Friday, 11 June 2010 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link
jimmy hat
― ⚖ on my truck (dyao), Friday, 11 June 2010 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link
trucker hat
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Friday, 11 June 2010 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link
dunce cap
― ⚖ on my truck (dyao), Friday, 11 June 2010 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link
dammit i forgot to vote - would have gone 'drawers' - something so sexy about penetrating a flimsy layer of clothing as well as a person
― Mark Ronson: "Led Zeppelin were responsible for hip-hop" (acoleuthic), Friday, 11 June 2010 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link
!
― ⚖ on my truck (dyao), Friday, 11 June 2010 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link
um
― rugged and unrelenting (even brutal) (HI DERE), Friday, 11 June 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link
OK, officially creeped out over here...
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Friday, 11 June 2010 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link
not 100% positive about this but I'm willing to wager good money that that isn't nearly as sexy for the penetratee as you are either:
- stuffing them full of unlubricated fabric; or- stabbing them with your knife dick
― rugged and unrelenting (even brutal) (HI DERE), Friday, 11 June 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link
I guess maybe they're wearing rice paper underwear, which seems like it would have its own set of issues
― rugged and unrelenting (even brutal) (HI DERE), Friday, 11 June 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link
glasses during BJ = awesome
― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 11 June 2010 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link
or the sideways manoeuver of going through one of the leg holes ... maybe some people get off on having elastic cutting into their flesh in weird places ... i am not one of these people.
― sarahel, Friday, 11 June 2010 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link
xp glasses during cunnilingus = awkward
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Friday, 11 June 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link
unless...
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2106745/2/istockphoto_2106745-comedy-disguise.jpg
― ⚖ on my truck (dyao), Saturday, 12 June 2010 01:50 (thirteen years ago) link
oh shit haha
I kinda mean that the drawers are very skimpy and can easily be pushed to one side but lol you guys
― Mark Ronson: "Led Zeppelin were responsible for hip-hop" (acoleuthic), Saturday, 12 June 2010 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link
also dyao you hero
:)>>>>>>
― ⚖ on my truck (dyao), Saturday, 12 June 2010 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link