Favorite Potential One Item or Accoutrement for a Sex Partner of Yours to Wear During The Sex Act

but then is "sex act" as strictly limited term here?

Only limited by imagination!

Hat (please specify)

http://www.popgadget.net/images/pac-man-hat.jpg

Imagine someone giving you oral sex while they were wearing one of those.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTjbrOx3FA&NR=1

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black spiderman outfit for D@n

xp "You Can Leave Your Hat Pac On"

Oh man, what happens if you have sex with a symbiote costume on?

i'd vote for mittens if i could

Boxing gloves comes under Gloves, right?

What about flippers? Fake mermaid tail?

Does a furry costume count as "one item"?

no gloves, no loves is what i say

http://www.supplierlist.com/photo_images/96514/Tater_Mitts.jpg

How about those copper bracelets old people wear? (still sold in Boots BTW)

If it can't peel potatoes I can't even feel it.

xxp that would be a rough handjob, particularly if your lady was a female bodybuilder.

xp "peel my spuds"

Someone I know who shall forever and ever remain nameless once fucked his girlfriend wile she was wearing this:

http://9teen87.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/movies-star-wars-book-card-15.jpg

And was he wearing a Leia metal bikini?

That wasn't part of the story. But she was pissed at him when she realized that he'd told all the boys that he'd done this.

okay that is fucking horrifying

Nothing worse than the old "make you wear a pigmask & tell" routine.

"make you wear a pigmask Gamorrean & tell"

Maybe he was gay for Gamorreans?

Is there any Star Wars species ppl haven't wanted to fuck? Jesus.

I don't think he coerced her into wearing it. She put it on while naked, as a joke, and the situation escalated.

dear god

That scenario is a lot better than what I initially imagined, which is her doing this as some long-begged-for birthday gift.

Yeah, I guess but you'd hope that donning that mask would sorta kill the mood and not enhance it. You know?

I am pretty sure no one wants to fuck the Saarlac

There are pics of some guy fucking an AT-AT.

xp I think Freud would say otherwise.

There are pics of some guy fucking an AT-AT.

Jeezy creezy. A bit angular, no?

one of you assholes is going to vote "sunglasses" i just know it

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can
So I can
Fuck

Hat:

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/topsyturvydesign/victorian-top-hat---the-div.jpg

"You do know how to post, don't you, Milady?"

Darth Vader is a goldmine for fetishists: there's the standard rubber/leather S&M thing, plus amputee fetish, and the heavy breathing phone calls would be amazing. Hey there are probably even people who fantasise about dressing C-3PO in a French Maid's outfit and getting him to do the dusting.

I mean, why should George Lucas be the only one to fuck Star Wars?

ho HO!

Is there any Star Wars species ppl haven't wanted to fuck? Jesus.

I'm pretty sure Jesus isn't in Star Wars. Different 'star'-based sci-fi, but as a dirty old man, I always thought it might be nice to clean up afterwards w/tribbles.

Or use Tribbles as a substitute for hamsters?

For the Trekkies can we add pointy ears, yellow contact lenses, and rubber forehead ridges?

I am very certain that the last thing you want to get on tribbles is sperm; rapidly spawning human/tribble hybrids would be horrible

The next time someone gets hopping mad, you can say "Hey why are you jumping around like a Klingon with a Tribble up his ass?"

And next time someone suggests "tribbing" it'll be necessary to confirm what they mean.

And does the hanky code extend to Starfleet shirt colours?

rapidly spawning human/tribble hybrids would be horrible

Surely this is some furry wet dream

Instead of the standard pr0n music, it'd be Spock on his Vulcan harp. Probably a real mood killer. And also instead of going "chika-chika", Starfleet communicators would have to be reprogrammed to go "bow-wow-chika-wow-chika-chika-bow-wow".

I think so, or at least people with a red shirt keep getting fucked.

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I can see people fine when they're within a couple of feet.

Ah, see... I can't. My level of astigmatism is such that I can't see anything close up OR far away without glasses. I just can't really see, period. And I like to watch. :)

I just can't really see, period.

Until you look in the mirror and see all the blood on your face LOLOL

Whoa, didn't expect glasses to win. I have no problem with my glasses, but I always take them off when having a shag, I feel they'll just get in the way if there's some heavy kissing and stuff like that involved. My eyesight isn't particularly bad though; if I'm within the sexing range, I can see the other person just fine. I guess if my sight was worse and I couldn't really see anything without the glasses, I might keep them on for the added visual pleasure.

My wife has asked me to leave mine on. Also, you guys know that -as ENBB said- this is totally a thing for some guys and there are probably.dozens of pron sites dedicated to the idea of skeeting on glasses? I guess it's sort of a modern day extension of the naughty.librarian fetishes of yore.

Anyway, I get a modern day extension when my wife wears her boots (it turns out they were docs - very big fuckoff docs ), so it's good to.see I'm not alone out.there.

Admittedly at the time of me assuming this I was 19 & pretty convinced no one found me attractive, period, so I was into looking for confirmation. And now I don't really care if my husband want to take of his glasses as I am confident he does find me attractive, even though he is one bad-visioned dude.

Also I have always had a thing for glasses...I remember in preschool having a little girl crush on a boy named Eli basically only because he had glasses. Sad when they are taken off! OTOH I wear mine only when absolutely necessary, but I got glasses when I was 22 & I think I'm still not used to them.

Glasses aren't really optimal for snogging...

MW OTM. You can't really make out for too long without them getting knocked off.

"Hat (please specify)" was robbed

jimmy hat

trucker hat

dunce cap

dammit i forgot to vote - would have gone 'drawers' - something so sexy about penetrating a flimsy layer of clothing as well as a person

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OK, officially creeped out over here...

not 100% positive about this but I'm willing to wager good money that that isn't nearly as sexy for the penetratee as you are either:

- stuffing them full of unlubricated fabric; or
- stabbing them with your knife dick

I guess maybe they're wearing rice paper underwear, which seems like it would have its own set of issues

glasses during BJ = awesome

not 100% positive about this but I'm willing to wager good money that that isn't nearly as sexy for the penetratee as you are either:

- stuffing them full of unlubricated fabric; or
- stabbing them with your knife dick

or the sideways manoeuver of going through one of the leg holes ... maybe some people get off on having elastic cutting into their flesh in weird places ... i am not one of these people.

xp glasses during cunnilingus = awkward

unless...

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2106745/2/istockphoto_2106745-comedy-disguise.jpg

oh shit haha

I kinda mean that the drawers are very skimpy and can easily be pushed to one side but lol you guys

also dyao you hero

:)>>>>>>