Favorite Potential One Item or Accoutrement for a Sex Partner of Yours to Wear During The Sex Act

i'd vote for mittens if i could

Boxing gloves comes under Gloves, right?

What about flippers? Fake mermaid tail?

Does a furry costume count as "one item"?

no gloves, no loves is what i say

http://www.supplierlist.com/photo_images/96514/Tater_Mitts.jpg

How about those copper bracelets old people wear? (still sold in Boots BTW)

If it can't peel potatoes I can't even feel it.

xxp that would be a rough handjob, particularly if your lady was a female bodybuilder.

xp "peel my spuds"

Someone I know who shall forever and ever remain nameless once fucked his girlfriend wile she was wearing this:

http://9teen87.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/movies-star-wars-book-card-15.jpg

And was he wearing a Leia metal bikini?

That wasn't part of the story. But she was pissed at him when she realized that he'd told all the boys that he'd done this.

okay that is fucking horrifying

Nothing worse than the old "make you wear a pigmask & tell" routine.

"make you wear a pigmask Gamorrean & tell"

Maybe he was gay for Gamorreans?

Is there any Star Wars species ppl haven't wanted to fuck? Jesus.

I don't think he coerced her into wearing it. She put it on while naked, as a joke, and the situation escalated.

dear god

That scenario is a lot better than what I initially imagined, which is her doing this as some long-begged-for birthday gift.

Yeah, I guess but you'd hope that donning that mask would sorta kill the mood and not enhance it. You know?

I am pretty sure no one wants to fuck the Saarlac

There are pics of some guy fucking an AT-AT.

xp I think Freud would say otherwise.

There are pics of some guy fucking an AT-AT.

Jeezy creezy. A bit angular, no?

one of you assholes is going to vote "sunglasses" i just know it

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can
So I can
Fuck

Hat:

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/topsyturvydesign/victorian-top-hat---the-div.jpg

"You do know how to post, don't you, Milady?"

Darth Vader is a goldmine for fetishists: there's the standard rubber/leather S&M thing, plus amputee fetish, and the heavy breathing phone calls would be amazing. Hey there are probably even people who fantasise about dressing C-3PO in a French Maid's outfit and getting him to do the dusting.

I mean, why should George Lucas be the only one to fuck Star Wars?

ho HO!

Is there any Star Wars species ppl haven't wanted to fuck? Jesus.

I'm pretty sure Jesus isn't in Star Wars. Different 'star'-based sci-fi, but as a dirty old man, I always thought it might be nice to clean up afterwards w/tribbles.

Or use Tribbles as a substitute for hamsters?

For the Trekkies can we add pointy ears, yellow contact lenses, and rubber forehead ridges?

I am very certain that the last thing you want to get on tribbles is sperm; rapidly spawning human/tribble hybrids would be horrible

The next time someone gets hopping mad, you can say "Hey why are you jumping around like a Klingon with a Tribble up his ass?"

And next time someone suggests "tribbing" it'll be necessary to confirm what they mean.

And does the hanky code extend to Starfleet shirt colours?

rapidly spawning human/tribble hybrids would be horrible

Surely this is some furry wet dream

Instead of the standard pr0n music, it'd be Spock on his Vulcan harp. Probably a real mood killer. And also instead of going "chika-chika", Starfleet communicators would have to be reprogrammed to go "bow-wow-chika-wow-chika-chika-bow-wow".

I think so, or at least people with a red shirt keep getting fucked.

(xx-post)

Don't you mean xxx-post?

"Space sigmoid colon, the final frontier..."

real answer is high heels

reading through the responses posted itt i feel like mb sum posters arent being entirely sincere

The only 'accoutrement' I really require is a smile.

I know I'm old fashioned
But I don't mind it
That's how I want to be
As long as you agree
To stay old fashioned with me

I am very certain that the last thing you want to get on tribbles is sperm; rapidly spawning human/tribble hybrids would be horrible

I do believe you are confusing tribbles with mogwai.

MW OTM. You can't really make out for too long without them getting knocked off.

"Hat (please specify)" was robbed

jimmy hat

trucker hat

dunce cap

dammit i forgot to vote - would have gone 'drawers' - something so sexy about penetrating a flimsy layer of clothing as well as a person

!

um

OK, officially creeped out over here...

not 100% positive about this but I'm willing to wager good money that that isn't nearly as sexy for the penetratee as you are either:

- stuffing them full of unlubricated fabric; or
- stabbing them with your knife dick

I guess maybe they're wearing rice paper underwear, which seems like it would have its own set of issues

glasses during BJ = awesome

not 100% positive about this but I'm willing to wager good money that that isn't nearly as sexy for the penetratee as you are either:

- stuffing them full of unlubricated fabric; or
- stabbing them with your knife dick

or the sideways manoeuver of going through one of the leg holes ... maybe some people get off on having elastic cutting into their flesh in weird places ... i am not one of these people.

xp glasses during cunnilingus = awkward

unless...

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2106745/2/istockphoto_2106745-comedy-disguise.jpg

oh shit haha

I kinda mean that the drawers are very skimpy and can easily be pushed to one side but lol you guys

also dyao you hero

:)>>>>>>