Boxing gloves comes under Gloves, right?
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link
What about flippers? Fake mermaid tail?
Does a furry costume count as "one item"?
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link
no gloves, no loves is what i say
― harbl, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.supplierlist.com/photo_images/96514/Tater_Mitts.jpg
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link
How about those copper bracelets old people wear? (still sold in Boots BTW)
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link
If it can't peel potatoes I can't even feel it.
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link
xxp that would be a rough handjob, particularly if your lady was a female bodybuilder.
xp "peel my spuds"
Someone I know who shall forever and ever remain nameless once fucked his girlfriend wile she was wearing this:
http://9teen87.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/movies-star-wars-book-card-15.jpg
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
And was he wearing a Leia metal bikini?
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link
That wasn't part of the story. But she was pissed at him when she realized that he'd told all the boys that he'd done this.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link
okay that is fucking horrifying
― bageled by dementeds (HI DERE), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Nothing worse than the old "make you wear a pigmask & tell" routine.
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link
"make you wear a pigmask Gamorrean & tell"
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Maybe he was gay for Gamorreans?
Is there any Star Wars species ppl haven't wanted to fuck? Jesus.
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't think he coerced her into wearing it. She put it on while naked, as a joke, and the situation escalated.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link
dear god
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link
That scenario is a lot better than what I initially imagined, which is her doing this as some long-begged-for birthday gift.
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, I guess but you'd hope that donning that mask would sorta kill the mood and not enhance it. You know?
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link
I am pretty sure no one wants to fuck the Saarlac
― bageled by dementeds (HI DERE), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link
There are pics of some guy fucking an AT-AT.
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link
xp I think Freud would say otherwise.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Jeezy creezy. A bit angular, no?
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link
one of you assholes is going to vote "sunglasses" i just know it
― CUSE EX MACHINA (jjjusten), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link
I wear my sunglasses at nightSo I canSo I canFuck
― bageled by dementeds (HI DERE), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Hat:
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/topsyturvydesign/victorian-top-hat---the-div.jpg
"You do know how to post, don't you, Milady?"
― If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Darth Vader is a goldmine for fetishists: there's the standard rubber/leather S&M thing, plus amputee fetish, and the heavy breathing phone calls would be amazing. Hey there are probably even people who fantasise about dressing C-3PO in a French Maid's outfit and getting him to do the dusting.
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link
I mean, why should George Lucas be the only one to fuck Star Wars?
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link
ho HO!
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm pretty sure Jesus isn't in Star Wars. Different 'star'-based sci-fi, but as a dirty old man, I always thought it might be nice to clean up afterwards w/tribbles.
― If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Or use Tribbles as a substitute for hamsters?
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link
For the Trekkies can we add pointy ears, yellow contact lenses, and rubber forehead ridges?
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:56 (thirteen years ago) link
I am very certain that the last thing you want to get on tribbles is sperm; rapidly spawning human/tribble hybrids would be horrible
― bageled by dementeds (HI DERE), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link
The next time someone gets hopping mad, you can say "Hey why are you jumping around like a Klingon with a Tribble up his ass?"
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 19:59 (thirteen years ago) link
And next time someone suggests "tribbing" it'll be necessary to confirm what they mean.
And does the hanky code extend to Starfleet shirt colours?
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link
rapidly spawning human/tribble hybrids would be horrible
Surely this is some furry wet dream
― If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Instead of the standard pr0n music, it'd be Spock on his Vulcan harp. Probably a real mood killer. And also instead of going "chika-chika", Starfleet communicators would have to be reprogrammed to go "bow-wow-chika-wow-chika-chika-bow-wow".
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 20:05 (thirteen years ago) link
I think so, or at least people with a red shirt keep getting fucked.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 20:05 (thirteen years ago) link
(xx-post)
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 20:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Don't you mean xxx-post?
― If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link
"Space sigmoid colon, the final frontier..."
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link
real answer is high heels
― 156, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link
reading through the responses posted itt i feel like mb sum posters arent being entirely sincere
― Lamp, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 20:31 (thirteen years ago) link
The only 'accoutrement' I really require is a smile.
― If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 20:33 (thirteen years ago) link
I know I'm old fashionedBut I don't mind itThat's how I want to beAs long as you agreeTo stay old fashioned with me
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 21:13 (thirteen years ago) link
I do believe you are confusing tribbles with mogwai.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't think that using a Scottish post-rock band to wipe up bodily fluid spills is a good idea.
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link
"Hat (please specify)" was robbed
― rugged and unrelenting (even brutal) (HI DERE), Friday, 11 June 2010 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link
jimmy hat
― ⚖ on my truck (dyao), Friday, 11 June 2010 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link
trucker hat
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Friday, 11 June 2010 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link
dunce cap
― ⚖ on my truck (dyao), Friday, 11 June 2010 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link
dammit i forgot to vote - would have gone 'drawers' - something so sexy about penetrating a flimsy layer of clothing as well as a person
― Mark Ronson: "Led Zeppelin were responsible for hip-hop" (acoleuthic), Friday, 11 June 2010 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link
!
― ⚖ on my truck (dyao), Friday, 11 June 2010 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link
um
― rugged and unrelenting (even brutal) (HI DERE), Friday, 11 June 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link
OK, officially creeped out over here...
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Friday, 11 June 2010 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link
not 100% positive about this but I'm willing to wager good money that that isn't nearly as sexy for the penetratee as you are either:
- stuffing them full of unlubricated fabric; or- stabbing them with your knife dick
― rugged and unrelenting (even brutal) (HI DERE), Friday, 11 June 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link
I guess maybe they're wearing rice paper underwear, which seems like it would have its own set of issues
― rugged and unrelenting (even brutal) (HI DERE), Friday, 11 June 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link
glasses during BJ = awesome
― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 11 June 2010 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link
or the sideways manoeuver of going through one of the leg holes ... maybe some people get off on having elastic cutting into their flesh in weird places ... i am not one of these people.
― sarahel, Friday, 11 June 2010 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link
xp glasses during cunnilingus = awkward
― Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Friday, 11 June 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link
unless...
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2106745/2/istockphoto_2106745-comedy-disguise.jpg
― ⚖ on my truck (dyao), Saturday, 12 June 2010 01:50 (thirteen years ago) link
oh shit haha
I kinda mean that the drawers are very skimpy and can easily be pushed to one side but lol you guys
― Mark Ronson: "Led Zeppelin were responsible for hip-hop" (acoleuthic), Saturday, 12 June 2010 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link
also dyao you hero
:)>>>>>>
― ⚖ on my truck (dyao), Saturday, 12 June 2010 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link