Favorite Potential One Item or Accoutrement for a Sex Partner of Yours to Wear During The Sex Act

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If a guy ever took his glasses off before naked times, I assumed he thought I was ugly.

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Thursday, 10 June 2010 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link

eh he could be farsighted, in fairness

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 June 2010 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link

one of you assholes is going to vote "sunglasses" i just know it

― CUSE EX MACHINA (jjjusten), Wednesday, June 2, 2010 7:32 PM (1 week ago)

apparently not the band, but the lifestyle (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 June 2010 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm fine with the guy leaving his glasses on or taking them off; not being a glasses-wearer, i just assume that the decision is based on comfort or potential damage to said item while in the throes of passion. though personally, i find it pretty hot when a guy that regularly wears glasses takes them off, it's this small, yet intimate gesture.

sarahel, Friday, 11 June 2010 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link

If a guy ever took his glasses off before naked times, I assumed he thought I was ugly.

I can't stand wearing my glasses & I take them off at the earliest opportunity - I can see people fine when they're within a couple of feet. so don't assume that!

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 11 June 2010 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link

'within a couple of feet'

^ subtle brag

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 11 June 2010 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link

you only have one foot, darraghmac?

sarahel, Friday, 11 June 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link

well let's not quibble over a few inches......

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 11 June 2010 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't stand wearing my glasses & I take them off at the earliest opportunity - I can see people fine when they're within a couple of feet. so don't assume that!

― get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 11 June 2010 01:09 (20 minutes ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^this

Mark Ronson: "Led Zeppelin were responsible for hip-hop" (acoleuthic), Friday, 11 June 2010 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Same but I have been asked to leave them on and was happy to do so. I guess for some ppl this whole glasses bit is a real, you know, thing.

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 11 June 2010 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link

I can see people fine when they're within a couple of feet.

Ah, see... I can't. My level of astigmatism is such that I can't see anything close up OR far away without glasses. I just can't really see, period. And I like to watch. :)

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Friday, 11 June 2010 05:04 (thirteen years ago) link

I just can't really see, period.

Until you look in the mirror and see all the blood on your face LOLOL

mandatory seersucker (Eazy), Friday, 11 June 2010 05:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Whoa, didn't expect glasses to win. I have no problem with my glasses, but I always take them off when having a shag, I feel they'll just get in the way if there's some heavy kissing and stuff like that involved. My eyesight isn't particularly bad though; if I'm within the sexing range, I can see the other person just fine. I guess if my sight was worse and I couldn't really see anything without the glasses, I might keep them on for the added visual pleasure.

Tuomas, Friday, 11 June 2010 07:07 (thirteen years ago) link

My wife has asked me to leave mine on. Also, you guys know that -as ENBB said- this is totally a thing for some guys and there are probably.dozens of pron sites dedicated to the idea of skeeting on glasses? I guess it's sort of a modern day extension of the naughty.librarian fetishes of yore.

Anyway, I get a modern day extension when my wife wears her boots (it turns out they were docs - very big fuckoff docs ), so it's good to.see I'm not alone out.there.

kkvgz, Friday, 11 June 2010 10:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Admittedly at the time of me assuming this I was 19 & pretty convinced no one found me attractive, period, so I was into looking for confirmation. And now I don't really care if my husband want to take of his glasses as I am confident he does find me attractive, even though he is one bad-visioned dude.

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Friday, 11 June 2010 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Also I have always had a thing for glasses...I remember in preschool having a little girl crush on a boy named Eli basically only because he had glasses. Sad when they are taken off! OTOH I wear mine only when absolutely necessary, but I got glasses when I was 22 & I think I'm still not used to them.

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Friday, 11 June 2010 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Glasses aren't really optimal for snogging...

If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Friday, 11 June 2010 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link

MW OTM. You can't really make out for too long without them getting knocked off.

Fetchboy, Friday, 11 June 2010 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link

"Hat (please specify)" was robbed

rugged and unrelenting (even brutal) (HI DERE), Friday, 11 June 2010 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link

jimmy hat

⚖ on my truck (dyao), Friday, 11 June 2010 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link

trucker hat

Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Friday, 11 June 2010 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link

dunce cap

⚖ on my truck (dyao), Friday, 11 June 2010 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link

dammit i forgot to vote - would have gone 'drawers' - something so sexy about penetrating a flimsy layer of clothing as well as a person

Mark Ronson: "Led Zeppelin were responsible for hip-hop" (acoleuthic), Friday, 11 June 2010 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link

!

⚖ on my truck (dyao), Friday, 11 June 2010 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link

um

rugged and unrelenting (even brutal) (HI DERE), Friday, 11 June 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

OK, officially creeped out over here...

Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Friday, 11 June 2010 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

not 100% positive about this but I'm willing to wager good money that that isn't nearly as sexy for the penetratee as you are either:

- stuffing them full of unlubricated fabric; or
- stabbing them with your knife dick

rugged and unrelenting (even brutal) (HI DERE), Friday, 11 June 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

I guess maybe they're wearing rice paper underwear, which seems like it would have its own set of issues

rugged and unrelenting (even brutal) (HI DERE), Friday, 11 June 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

glasses during BJ = awesome

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 11 June 2010 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link

not 100% positive about this but I'm willing to wager good money that that isn't nearly as sexy for the penetratee as you are either:

- stuffing them full of unlubricated fabric; or
- stabbing them with your knife dick

or the sideways manoeuver of going through one of the leg holes ... maybe some people get off on having elastic cutting into their flesh in weird places ... i am not one of these people.

sarahel, Friday, 11 June 2010 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link

xp glasses during cunnilingus = awkward

Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Friday, 11 June 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link

oh shit haha

I kinda mean that the drawers are very skimpy and can easily be pushed to one side but lol you guys

Mark Ronson: "Led Zeppelin were responsible for hip-hop" (acoleuthic), Saturday, 12 June 2010 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link

also dyao you hero

Mark Ronson: "Led Zeppelin were responsible for hip-hop" (acoleuthic), Saturday, 12 June 2010 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link

:)>>>>>>

⚖ on my truck (dyao), Saturday, 12 June 2010 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link


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