a hairy pussy is actually a better cushion for your face.
you know how some hotels offer you a choice of pillow? Well I sense an untapped market
― MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Hi Dere, you asked for this
http://www.gizmodiva.com/entry_images/1009/20/Vagina_Pillow.jpg
― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link
That is not comfortable at all, where is the hair?
― MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link
stuffed inside the pillow
it's kind of a role reversal sort of scene
― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link
wow
― Whiney G. Savagegarten (LOLK), Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:16 (thirteen years ago) link
i love this board
Pubic hair stuffed into a vagina takes us right back to shaft shaving
― MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link
i just want to know whether the button on the pillow is functional or just decorative.
― sarahel, Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link
A hairy pussy, on the other hand, retains its mystery and exhumes an aura of maturity
So a hairy pussy is like a nice Bordeaux, then...
― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link
exudes or exhumes? It has been over a decade since I was goth, but the phrase "exhumes an aura of maturity" just calls to mind the smell of rotting corpses. Not v sexy.
― sarahel, Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link
h8 these personal presumptions abt "sexy"
― plax (ico), Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link
exhumes an area of morbidity
― buzza, Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link
sorry T. - i shouldn't judge people that find the aura of rotting corpses sexy.
― sarahel, Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link
<3
― plax (ico), Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link
It's OK to shag dead animals, says judge
― buzza, Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:48 (thirteen years ago) link
though "tbrr" if someone cut up a rotting corpse and stuffed it into a pillow decorated like a shaved vagina with a function button that they'd undo and then bury their face in the rotting corpse while masturbating -- i'd think they were a very sick individual.
― sarahel, Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Sorry, I meant to says "exudes", not "exhumes".
― Tuomas, Sunday, 11 July 2010 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link
LOOK YOU STUPID PRUDE CUNTS SOME OF US ARE OF SEMI-MEDITERRANEAN STOCK AND HAVE A LIGHT COATING OF HAIR AROUND THE BASE OF THE PENIS NOW I HAVE FUCKED 16 WOMEN AND NOT ONE HAS EVEN NOTICED LET ALONE COMMENTED UPON THIS FACT BECAUSE IT REALLY ISN'T A DEAL NOW KINDLY STOP BEING ALL 'EW' AND ALL 'OHH' ON I LOVE FREAKING TOO MUCH INFORMATION THERE ARE PLENTY THINGS MORE DISTURBING THAN A FEW FOLLICLES ON ONE'S PECKER SUCH AS ANYONE WHO THINKS THERE IS ONE WAY OF DEALING WITH PUBIC HAIR
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Sunday, 11 July 2010 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah I think having a few shaft hairs is totally normal.
― orchestral manure in the dark (corey), Sunday, 11 July 2010 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link
I also don't like shaving them at the risk of the tiny hairs that are inevitably present growing back darker and longer.
― orchestral manure in the dark (corey), Sunday, 11 July 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link
i trash this board a lot but what a great thread, tons of everything i come to TMI for, kenan being weird, j0hn being self-righteous, ppl being unreasonably butthurt because someone suggested their sexual preferences are gross/creepy, and, of course, louis actively engaging in that special activity that the board purports to love
― max, Sunday, 11 July 2010 21:44 (thirteen years ago) link
for the record i shave my pussy
― max, Sunday, 11 July 2010 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link
max being sardonic in that winning way of his, also failing to tell us about his operation
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Sunday, 11 July 2010 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.spoiledchins.net/hairring.htm
― MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Sunday, 11 July 2010 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2cHkMwzOiM
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 11 July 2010 22:03 (thirteen years ago) link
And as regards the "its cleaner cos hey hair when you wee" thing - plenty of unncut guys only shower once a day is all I'm sayin, y'get me.
/late2thepartyasusual.
― Gumbercules (Trayce), Sunday, 11 July 2010 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link
plenty of unncut guys only shower once a day is all I'm sayin, y'get me.
OH BE QUIET
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Sunday, 11 July 2010 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link
<3 louis gone all-caps...lj unleashed
― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 11 July 2010 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Sunday, 11 July 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
in all that palaver I forgot to vote - consider that 27 to the botanists
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Sunday, 11 July 2010 23:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Max OTM
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Monday, 12 July 2010 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link
no clippers here
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 July 2010 02:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Admit it, you rip 'em out 20 at a time to keep yourself in the proper mood for dealing with humanity.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Monday, 12 July 2010 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link
i pluck out grey pubes, where does that fit in
― i broke it; it was going well (electricsound), Monday, 12 July 2010 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link
geezerscaping
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Monday, 12 July 2010 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link
No matter the hair, the idea that shaving makes it grow back thicker is 100% myth. But don't take it from me.
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/hair-removal/an00638
― kenan, Monday, 12 July 2010 04:26 (thirteen years ago) link
can't tell what is making me laugh more, that or the idea of literally shaving your vagina
harbl OTM...the Vagina Monologue™ c/o a woman who was irritated that her husband didn't like her "hairy vagina," I was with the husband – if it was indeed her vagina that was full of hair, that sounds like a nightmare on so many levels (mostly keeping clean).
― wine, the water of life (Abbott), Monday, 12 July 2010 05:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh btw "shaft hair trivia" that is also "Beastie Boys trivia": the artist for the cover of License to Ill said the plane was meant to be a dick, and the smoldering mushed up part was like the hair at the base (I read it in a book so it must be true)
http://www.aaroncampbell.org/images/cd%20art/beastie_boys_licensed_to_ill_back.jpg
― wine, the water of life (Abbott), Monday, 12 July 2010 05:43 (thirteen years ago) link
I know saying "hairy vagina" is wrong, but is there a proper word in English to describe the whole female genital area? "Pussy" feels a bit too rude in a discussion like this.
― Tuomas, Monday, 12 July 2010 11:26 (thirteen years ago) link
gonna go with 'pubis', 'quim' or 'elfin grot'
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 July 2010 11:30 (thirteen years ago) link
it's ok tuomas i wasn't laughint *at* you, i knew what you meant
― the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Monday, 12 July 2010 12:07 (thirteen years ago) link
NOW I HAVE FUCKED 16 WOMEN AND NOT ONE HAS EVEN NOTICED
was going to ask "did you poll them afterwards" but the quote probably stands best on its own
― oh shit a ◕‿‿◕ (sic), Monday, 12 July 2010 12:11 (thirteen years ago) link
I know something else that "stands best on its own", har har.
― Tuomas, Monday, 12 July 2010 12:40 (thirteen years ago) link
― Tuomas, Monday, July 12, 2010 11:26 AM
I actually think vagina is the best word to use here.
― Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Monday, 12 July 2010 13:51 (thirteen years ago) link
I am now hearing "hairy vagina" being chanted in my head to the cadence of the Dead Milkmen's "Bitchin' Camaro"
― MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Monday, 12 July 2010 13:59 (thirteen years ago) link
I see my one-person campaign to get people to not use "vagina" as a catch-all term (where "vulva" or something else would be more accurate) may be a fruitless effort. I blame my usual scapegoat, "Kindergarten Cop."
― wine, the water of life (Abbott), Monday, 12 July 2010 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link
"Olympus Mons" was taken. ;_;
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Monday, 12 July 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link
I am female with a full 70s bush 4
OH HAI LAYDEES
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 12 July 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link
I was reading that like a Prince song title & thought, 'a full 70s bush 4...who? or what?'
― wine, the water of life (Abbott), Monday, 12 July 2010 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link
probably greedy eva as usual.
― estela, Monday, 12 July 2010 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link