In the pubic interest

...a group of tiny sprites, sheltered from the rain by someone's genitals....

It depends how large you are talking about. There's a fine line between "Whee!" and "OW!"

And it's easier to give a blowjob to someone with a small penis, so things even themselves out along the way.

(I'm assuming that MP is male. If not, I'm sorry for insulting her.)

Female parts that are large enough to provide shade might be useful at the beach. Maybe stretch 'em over a couple of tent poles, put down a towel, and read some Sidney Sheldon.

oh dear

It depends how large you are talking about. There's a fine line between "Whee!" and "OW!"

And it's easier to give a blowjob to someone with a small penis, so things even themselves out along the way.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, August 18, 2010 5:05 AM (5 hours ago

you don't need to put the whole thing in ur mouth

(Kenan and I--grossing out all of ILX since midnight last night.)

you don't need to put the whole thing in ur mouth

It seems to work better (and is much more pleasurable on my part) if I do. (Unless you're actually talking about deepthroating--I like doing it, but it can be difficult).

why would it bother you to miss out on the bottom inch

a blowjob well done?

It's the width that can be a problem, actually. I was referring to the width.

lol ok

Was at the supermarket yesterday and saw the cover of the current issue of Cosmo announced in curvy retro-70s-retro-1920s lettering "UNTAMED VA-JAY-JAY!!!"

So look for those low-rise jeans and hairlines for winter 2011.

I hate seeing otherwise adult human beings use the term "va-jay-jay." Why don't they start talking about peepees and weenies while they're at it?

There's something really revolting about such euphemisms.

It's the combination of sex and cutesyness that's the problem here.

Plus euphemism implies that there's something inherently icky about genitals/sex and I don't agree.

a friend of mine wants to start a comedy all-female rap group - i suggested the name Va-Jay-Jay Fad

CoochooPosie

L-Jay-Jay

that would involve me explaining l0u1s jagg3r to my friend

"va-jay-jay" is the opposite of a euphemism. it's a "naughty" substitute for a proper term.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysphemism

esp since they really mean vulva

I keep trying to get "labes" to catch on, but no luck so far

Back to the matter at hand: I am all for pubes becoming a new fashion statement.

if you wanna get with the babes
you gotta learn to worship the labes

Va-Jay-Jay-Z

"va-jay-jay" is the opposite of a euphemism. it's a "naughty" substitute for a proper term.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysphemism

Jesse, I have given this some thought, because I do not want to be too quick to call you totally wrong. But you are totally wrong. Ms. Indigo Leafy (or whatever her long-ass name is) is totally right. It's a cutesification of vagina, which is not the world's most fuckable word, granted. Bbut this is not an attempt to make it more fuckable. It's an attempt to make it more palatable to teenagers. Which is creepy creepy CREEPY.

If you can't say the word "vagina" with a straight face, you have no business being near one.

If you say the word "vagina" with a gay face, you probably have no business being near one, either.

I love you, Eric.

Not in a gay way.

Well, it's all relative, I guess. I suppose if we touched weenies in the midst of a big gooey multi-sex fuckfest, I wouldn't say anything. At least, not until breakfast.

No, nevermind. That would ruin breakfast for everyone, even me.

Dude you're on a roll tonight.

I don't know if I agree with your refutiation of my assessment of va-jay-jay as a dyphomism, but I am definitely not about to debate that point. I don't even know how I feel about that word.

Kenan, I would not wish to touch weenies during a fuckfest, but I imagine that we could be catalysts for such a fuckfest happening in which we remained on opposite sides of the room, you in your raven's beek and I in my goalie mask and cardigan sweater.

OK, this thread has gotten really interesting. And it's all my fault. (Yay!)

I detest the term "va-jay-jay" because it reminds me of the annoying giggliness that often accompanies women talking about sex. I'd say more, but I'm too excit...er, distracted by the talk about gooey multi-sex fuckfests and weenies touching.

"Exciter? I hardly ...

L-Jay-Jay

i hate the term "va-jay-jay" cuz older people think it's some like "hip" & funny to say but it's really just corny & retarded -- it's like when tons of moms were going around like "i'm going to tarjay!"

tar-jay-jay

they really should just use the word vadge on the covers of magazines imo

it's like when tons of moms were going around like "i'm going to tarjay!"

w/in 60 seconds of this post, it was a gag on David Letterman. Weird synchronicity.

well i am a writer on that show so not all that weird

what a disaster for NBC

That's odd. I actually went to Tar-jay-jay today. I even lingered a while at the condom section looking at the vibrators.

lolling @ thread

So, when is the Gooey Multi-Sex FuckFap going to take place? If I wear a beak, will it have to be a raven's, or can I substitute a hornbill's?

(I guess a Shit-Soaked Cuntbird's beak will work.)

If anything is shit-soaked, I'm out.

My wife uses "labs" all the time, often in the phrase "slurp my labs" or simply "slurp 'em". She coined this as a female version of "eat my balls".

Also a big fan of "pissflaps".