comin through your town like your neighborhood biiiiiiter man
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 20 January 2011 05:10 (thirteen years ago) link
On NYE a girl I had been dancing with and talking to ran up and bit my chest through my shirt. It hurt super bad for a few seconds but I forgot about it cause I was having fun and she was being playful.
The next morning it took me forever to figure out how I had a scab/hickey on my chest when I didn't make out with anyone the night before.
― gr8080, Thursday, 20 January 2011 05:25 (thirteen years ago) link
hickey partially paralyses woman
― just1n3, Thursday, 20 January 2011 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link
A girl went vampire on my neck, out of the blue (during sex) a few years ago. It was less of a hickey than a giant nasty bruise, like I'd gotten jabbed with a pool cue or something.
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Thursday, 20 January 2011 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link
I think this girl just bruised easily.
On the other hand, she was biting the hell out of me. wtf, people.
― sectarian chicken (mh), Thursday, 20 January 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link
I also kind of want to sneer at hoos for considering 4 weeks a drought, but he's young... but then again, I wasn't really too "out there getting laid" when I was his age.
I'm probably at a month or so. Seems longer.
― sectarian chicken (mh), Thursday, 20 January 2011 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Kind of wonder if that Sifl & Olly video upthread that Lorax posted was some foreshadowing of his posting last night
― sectarian chicken (mh), Thursday, 20 January 2011 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link
?
― bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Thursday, 20 January 2011 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Video featured some guy explaining, in song, to S&O that he met the bestest girl and then sang about all this weird, suspect behavior from the girl
Lorax seemed to fall in love w/a stripper last night
― sectarian chicken (mh), Thursday, 20 January 2011 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, January 20, 2011 1:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
^^^^^
― dayo, Friday, 21 January 2011 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link
up past 3 months again. :/
― knits you a baby (The Reverend), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:48 (thirteen years ago) link
http://thecalloftheland.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/drought.jpg
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 21 January 2011 01:24 (thirteen years ago) link
haha i actually started this thread, i'm just reupping with my current total is all
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 21 January 2011 01:33 (thirteen years ago) link
met a girl, thought the drought was over, then the girl walked it out like unk
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 21 January 2011 01:34 (thirteen years ago) link
my drought was almost over in December, but then our first session fell short for various reasons, and then we broke up like a week later :/.
― i love tampon spaceship (San Te), Friday, 21 January 2011 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link
slouching towards 5 years I think. I often wonder if I'll look back upon my twenties when I'm old aged and want to shoot myself for wasting them. Or if I'll have shot myself well before then.
― Gukbe, Friday, 21 January 2011 04:59 (thirteen years ago) link
(not really gonna shoot myself)
― Gukbe, Friday, 21 January 2011 05:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Haven't resorted to giving myself a "stranger" yet
― i love tampon spaceship (San Te), Friday, 21 January 2011 05:41 (thirteen years ago) link
As mentioned upthread, I had a 5-year drought from 24-29. I look back now and think "eh, I probably could've had some sex if I wanted to" but it doesn't keep me up at night or anything.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 21 January 2011 06:07 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm not sitting at the foot of my bed crying or anything but my body is very cranky with me atm!
― i love tampon spaceship (San Te), Friday, 21 January 2011 06:08 (thirteen years ago) link
I miss cuddling/laying on the couch naked watching a movie/just staying in on a weekend night together more than I miss sex, tbh.
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Friday, 21 January 2011 07:25 (thirteen years ago) link
laying on the couch naked watching a movie
I can only be comfortable like this for a short amount of time. I ALWAYS end up putting on at least some pants.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 21 January 2011 07:34 (thirteen years ago) link
I miss the kind of anticipatory stuff with someone new. The buzz. Its been ages. It isn't bugging me anymore but sometimes I feel terribly lonely.
― Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Friday, 21 January 2011 07:34 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't even know what i miss these days. sex probably isn't in the top 5
― whole lotta cocorosie (electricsound), Friday, 21 January 2011 07:37 (thirteen years ago) link
It isn't bugging me anymore but sometimes I feel terribly lonely.
^^This^^ Sex and relationships seem more like a concept than an actual experience now. It really doesn't bother me that much, though films and music make me want it to.
― Gukbe, Friday, 21 January 2011 07:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeh music is when it hits me. Songs I like making out to or get daydreamy about or whatever. Bleh.
― Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Friday, 21 January 2011 07:39 (thirteen years ago) link
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Friday, January 21, 2011 2:25 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark
oh god yes. these memories are always the first to haunt me.
― i love tampon spaceship (San Te), Friday, 21 January 2011 12:23 (thirteen years ago) link
i could never lay on the couch naked with someone for a long period of time without getting busy. I'd have a boner the entire time.
― Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Friday, 21 January 2011 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Well i mean it's ususally after you've already done that. No one just decodes to be naked while they watch a movie.
― her hipster hair dude is making me pale ale (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 21 January 2011 15:52 (thirteen years ago) link
neo and trinity that one time
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Friday, 21 January 2011 15:55 (thirteen years ago) link
But a movie is around 90 minutes on average
I'm going to get a boner about two minutes after laying next to a naked chick, maybe ten minutes if I just had sex
― sectarian chicken (mh), Friday, 21 January 2011 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Still no green shoots pushing through the snows of celibacy here. BF says weeks of physio will be required before he can consider anything so strenuous. Sympathy stores = well below zero.
― Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Friday, 21 January 2011 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link
i need to find some dude out there with no standards who will bang me
― homosexual II, Friday, 21 January 2011 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah im with mh, if i just had sex and am laying around nude...i can guarantee its boner time in 10 minutes again.
― Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Friday, 21 January 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link
i think im at half a fatty all day anyways.
― Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Friday, 21 January 2011 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm at about 4 months now. i was ok for a while (even shot down/passed up a few chances) but since Dec I've been, um... wanting badly.having a 1/3 century b-day bash tonight - so hopefully something comes up!
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 21 January 2011 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link
evidently this thread needs to rent 'threesome'
― mookieproof, Friday, 21 January 2011 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link
is that recommended for naked couch viewing?
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 21 January 2011 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe it kills boners!
― sectarian chicken (mh), Friday, 21 January 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link
i do love a little sex on the couch though.
― Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Friday, 21 January 2011 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link
as do i.
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 21 January 2011 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link
just a little one mind
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link
My husband and I actually did hang around the house naked for a while after we got together. That changed after his mother moved in (the first time; she's lived with us a couple of times over the years) and we never got back to it.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 22 January 2011 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link
*sigh*
― call me mr. flintstone, i can scream at dinosaurs (San Te), Sunday, 23 January 2011 06:10 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm kind of in my "dont' want to be around people" phase at the moment, which isn't too rare for January, so might as well cover my nether regions with a tarp
― call me mr. flintstone, i can scream at dinosaurs (San Te), Sunday, 23 January 2011 15:11 (thirteen years ago) link
That would be the extra large cover-up-roofs-after-a-hurricane size tarp, right?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 24 January 2011 00:38 (thirteen years ago) link
wait is that a big dick joke?
smdh
― ullr saves (gbx), Monday, 24 January 2011 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link
:-B Yep.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 24 January 2011 00:50 (thirteen years ago) link
anyway what is the opposite of a drought
― ullr saves (gbx), Monday, 24 January 2011 00:51 (thirteen years ago) link
braggin 2011
― dayo, Monday, 24 January 2011 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link