I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

it's different for girls iirc

She's a man, baby!

My one concession to dirty talk: when someone's on the brink, direct eye contact, "DO IT. FUCKING DO IT." That tends to work quite well!

i try and steer clear of the ILTMI gays thread when i'm intoxicated

oooooooooooh

haha

See also: Louie episode "Old."

lol I was looking for that post. Bryan sounds like he was getting head from girls who were doing it wrong. He's otm though. That or any variation thereof is maybe the worst sounding question ever. Best to make sure that it never has to be asked imo.

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Strongly disagree.

fwiw ever since table's shit-eater story i have read this thread title as "I Lost An Ass-Drop In His Cough Hole"

loooooool

Jesse - which which part? That it's an awful sounding question?

I just think "could you suck my balls" IN CONTEXT is totally acceptable and maybe sexy if said the right way. Though I would put it "will you suck my balls" or, in certain situations, "suck my balls." Also maybe disagree that it sounds like Bryan's girl was doing it wrong.

But I also totally see the comedy intended in the post quoted above.

Some occasions call for "Willst du meinen Balls gehrsucken?"

Idk to me it just sounds so ridiculous. Balls. It's a silly word for a fairly ridiculous body part. I only meant that it sounded like she was doing it wrong because generally I think it's better approach to . . . errr . . . at least incorporate them into the whole deal in some way than not to. I mean everyone's diff, of course, but I'm just saying that generally speaking I think including them is better than excluding when it comes to this sorta thing.

x-post If they were asking in German they'd probably say Eier because iirc eggs is the common colloquialism.

A request that echoed distractingly in my head included the qualifying phrase "for a second." That was a big mistake.

I keep thinking of the Louis C.K. sketch where he's talking about trying to ask his wife to lick her palm during a handjob, and how his inability to communicate this is misinterpreted.

slap my sack

lol at correcting him on "Balls" but apparently gesucken is the correct verb. :D

sorry, gehrsucken

The important part is sounding like Christoph Waltz.

Meinen Eier heißen Lekkerland.

I thought gesucken had a nice ring. Hey if geflirted can be an actual word that's used today (which it is) then gesucken can too in my mind.

Rot ist Liebe,
schwarz ist das Loch.
Auch wenn es weh tut,
rein muss er doch.

Ficken, Bumsen, Blasen,
alles auf dem Rasen.

Ficken, Bumsen, Blasen,
auf dem schönen Rasen.
Und ist der Rasen nass,
macht es auch im Stehen Spaß.

its better than naw on my choad.

This made me laugh and I wanted to share it, but no one available ATM, so I hope someone here will enjoy it! Be sure to click View It In A Room.

http://www.regretsy.com/2011/02/25/view-it-in-a-room-nsfw-3/

NSFW, obv., but not very.

ayo

hello. yesterday i did a group blowjob/cum-eating scene with four other guys in an RV that was parked on a side alley in SF. i am somewhat surprised that i still qualify as 'twink.' think it's my face? i dunno.

anyway, it was fun, and soon enough, my cum-covered mouth will be on the back of a DVD in disgusting porn shops all over the land.

Claire Daynze in My So-Called Cum-Covered Mouth.

Claire Gaynes, more like it, right?

Jizz Staynes

Jordan Cuminmylano

I very nearly posted "Cumallanyou"

jesus fucking christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpx_VXRG_qc

i like want to vomit everything the world has ever eaten right now.

cool song

"it's the meaning of life"

i actually just had another conniption fit listening to that song again.

no idea that it happened, somewhat disappointed, more shocked that i know all the lyrics to "exile in guyville"

wanted to post that to the rolling worst songs thread but its years old ;_;

and when I asked

for some hot white cum

More songs about buildings and cum

oh cum lizphair faithful

JOYFUL

I *FINALLY* learned what my ex-boyfriend's penile anomoly is called!! I have tried to describe and draw it for friends for years, but people's reactions of disgust always indicated that I wasn't accurately describing it. It's called a skin bridge (NSFW Wikipedia page) and it wasn't that weird, and it wasn't gross.

I had a fuckmate last summer who had skin bridges. Yick.

YOWCH. It looks painful, mostly.

It wasn't gross or painful to him. Or to me. I did often have intrusive, unwelcome fantasies about snipping it with nail scissors. a;wesjkfaqfnowi

Yes, I would have the same. Especially just reading on wiki that it's usually an accidental side-effect of circumcision -- the little skin tags feel like an unfinished project = they must go.

An uninsured friend who sometimes gets tiny skin tags on one of his eyelids told me and friends that he has cut them off with nail clippers. I am dying at my desk just thinking about that!

i have clipped off a skin tag -- but not on my eyelid, though, ye gads