irl less than 2 wisks i just like saying 2 wisks
will probably be considerably more than 2 wisks before next drought-stoppage tho
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 05:06 (twelve years ago) link
okay manje
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 05:09 (twelve years ago) link
http://i54.tinypic.com/2gwhv2u.jpg
still brings me joy
I'm working overtime and trying to figure out if I can write one last (2 page, double spaced lol) paper for my class and get my oil changed and hit the road for Memphis tomorrow night because my penpal will be there until Saturday afternoon. I think It's going to work out!
― Trip Maker, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 21:04 (twelve years ago) link
Urgh, temptation. Really attractive girl in my cast, moving to NYC so at most would just be a 'fling'.
My will is being tested because she wears the shortest shorts imaginable for a costume and has managed to bend over in front of me like ten times tonight.
All my lines seem to go out the window cuz my body's screaming at me like it's a member of the sex-starved production crew in the opening of Cecil B. Demented.
I may just forget all my lines tonight!
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 28 July 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link
dont forget yr rohypnol stick
― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Thursday, 28 July 2011 00:23 (twelve years ago) link
some neanderthals prefer a knotty cudgel?
― remy bean, Thursday, 28 July 2011 00:27 (twelve years ago) link
Knew who the poster was as soon as I saw the date rape joke...
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:13 (twelve years ago) link
any ILXor could have posted that really
― I'm goin' hongrø-øøøøøøøøøøø (crüt), Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:20 (twelve years ago) link
True, has kind of been a 'staple' for ILX lately...
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:23 (twelve years ago) link
yr post was indeed rapey but that was a nakhchivan joke, not a date rape joke
― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:24 (twelve years ago) link
i enjoyed reading:
as sung in a musical number tho ^__^
― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:27 (twelve years ago) link
Yea, it is quite rapey to be sexually attracted to a female acquaintance, and talk about it in a thread titled "Sex Droughts".
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link
homie if you cant figure out how that post is different from the other 1,100 posts on this thread then i can't help you
― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:44 (twelve years ago) link
guys get on my level bye
― http://bit.ly/n1ntjo (markers), Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:44 (twelve years ago) link
But hey, we can't all 'subtlety' share screenshots of txt message convos w/ girls we've seen naked, now can we
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:45 (twelve years ago) link
wait what is markers' level
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:46 (twelve years ago) link
be nice
― http://bit.ly/n1ntjo (markers), Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:47 (twelve years ago) link
Grady yer a piece of shit
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:48 (twelve years ago) link
sorry for being more subtle than u, neander-te
― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:49 (twelve years ago) link
hey you fucks calm down this is the sex droughts thread
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:55 (twelve years ago) link
yeah this is a really important thread 2 me
― max, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:56 (twelve years ago) link
it keeps people on ilx from talking about sex in threads that i want to read
8============D ~~~~~~~~ max, Thursday, July 28, 2011 1:56 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 July 2011 02:09 (twelve years ago) link
lol max
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Thursday, 28 July 2011 02:14 (twelve years ago) link
have to love live theatre
― obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:04 (twelve years ago) link
still wanna know about markers' level tbh
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:05 (twelve years ago) link
markers i want you to have a version of this gif that says EAT SNACKS and MAKE PLANShttp://www.e36-tech.com/forum/images/smilies/GetMoneyFuckBitches.gif― u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Friday, December 17, 2010 6:47 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark
― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:07 (twelve years ago) link
<3
― markers, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:07 (twelve years ago) link
I am very content with my size. some girls have complained I hurt them because I was so big.
― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Sunday, March 21, 2010 10:10 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark
― obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:19 (twelve years ago) link
and with that display name
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:20 (twelve years ago) link
cattle grind i love ur big weenie but it hurts me in my vagina
― max, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:29 (twelve years ago) link
i'm listening to amish paradise rite now
― markers, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:30 (twelve years ago) link
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090620141212AAiuLJj
― buzza, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:33 (twelve years ago) link
^^had that bookmarked didn't u
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:36 (twelve years ago) link
Well, speaking as a really big guy...
― buzza, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:36 (twelve years ago) link
Again, I'm really big
― max, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:39 (twelve years ago) link
:(
― markers, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:02 (twelve years ago) link
xp DMO, even
― bullbs (The Reverend), Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:03 (twelve years ago) link
i am very content with my puppy. some perfectly nice people have complained he bit them and gave them rabies.
― estela, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:04 (twelve years ago) link
lmfao
― markers, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:04 (twelve years ago) link
i am very content with estela.
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:05 (twelve years ago) link
estela i see you have not taken cattle grind's advice/recommendation for you yet
― max, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:05 (twelve years ago) link
i did but then i lady lazarused myself.
― estela, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:10 (twelve years ago) link
i suppose it must be reassuring to know that you're not the only girl who's been hurt by our friend cattle grind
― max, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:14 (twelve years ago) link
max.
― estela, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:20 (twelve years ago) link
^^
― Who? Well, I've never heard of Mogwai. (electricsound), Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:21 (twelve years ago) link
And the pile on starts again.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:36 (twelve years ago) link
christine otm guys wtf not that I can really defend that weird post but there's a whole bunch of other boards on ilx to be uncool to ppl on
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link
otm
― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:51 (twelve years ago) link