Sex Droughts

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estela i see you have not taken cattle grind's advice/recommendation for you yet

max, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:05 (twelve years ago) link

i did but then i lady lazarused myself.

estela, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:10 (twelve years ago) link

i suppose it must be reassuring to know that you're not the only girl who's been hurt by our friend cattle grind

max, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:14 (twelve years ago) link

max.

estela, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:20 (twelve years ago) link

^^

Who? Well, I've never heard of Mogwai. (electricsound), Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:21 (twelve years ago) link

And the pile on starts again.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

christine otm guys wtf not that I can really defend that weird post but there's a whole bunch of other boards on ilx to be uncool to ppl on

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

otm

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

so did he rape that chick?

frogbs, Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

play him out markers

big RZA in my backyard (Edward III), Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

haha

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Thursday, 28 July 2011 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

GUYS

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Thursday, 28 July 2011 20:55 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/gDNHn.gif

markers, Thursday, 28 July 2011 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

^ <3 this guy

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 July 2011 23:50 (twelve years ago) link

funnie thread

jeff, Friday, 29 July 2011 01:52 (twelve years ago) link

yo who's an iltmi mod? can you just ban anybody who doesn't know how to be cool to ppl on iltmi? pulling the internet-uncool-to-ppl shit on boards where ppl wanna talk about intimate stuff is such banworthy horseshit

Sex Draughts

http://s8.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/8479C192.jpg

notes on camping (Pillbox), Friday, 29 July 2011 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

guys if i can't mope around here in peace about how i'm not getting any i swear i'm going back to diaryland

Gukbe, Friday, 29 July 2011 02:10 (twelve years ago) link

by cool do u mean nice or tolerant or not humorous or what here, genuine q

obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Friday, 29 July 2011 02:15 (twelve years ago) link

lmbo @ diaryland

obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Friday, 29 July 2011 02:15 (twelve years ago) link

what was diaryland anyway? for people too sensitive for livejournal?

sarahel, Friday, 29 July 2011 02:17 (twelve years ago) link

neanderthal + underaero, u do realize gr80 was self-clowning in his first post right??

obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Friday, 29 July 2011 02:20 (twelve years ago) link

it was superior to lj imo

this post is ~friends only~

markers, Friday, 29 July 2011 02:22 (twelve years ago) link

gr80's self-clowning was superior to lj's?

also, roxy otm - "tropical bro rohypnol stick" was an insult directed at gr80

sarahel, Friday, 29 July 2011 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

lj = livejournal

markers, Friday, 29 July 2011 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

not the j4gg3r

markers, Friday, 29 July 2011 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

think of this thread when i hear drake say "i've had sex 4 times this week"

J0rdan S., Friday, 29 July 2011 02:25 (twelve years ago) link

ohhhhhh! it took me a month or so when i first started posting to ilx to figure out that most of the posts referring to "lj" weren't about livejournal

sarahel, Friday, 29 July 2011 02:25 (twelve years ago) link

i actually think it would be cool if the internet could just ban livejournal tho

J0rdan S., Friday, 29 July 2011 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

tbh diaryland was superior to l0u1s jagg3r

obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Friday, 29 July 2011 02:27 (twelve years ago) link

I looked at my old diaryland recently it was seriously a very weird experience because that was a long LONG time ago

i wd be pretty okay with being banned from iltmi

max, Friday, 29 July 2011 03:51 (twelve years ago) link

they should just make iltmi single post threads only, no one responds to anyone, just a place to get things off your chest

obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Friday, 29 July 2011 05:16 (twelve years ago) link

you deliberately said 'things' instead of 'shit' didn't you

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 July 2011 05:21 (twelve years ago) link

xp - couldn't you respond by making a thread about someone else's thread though?

sarahel, Friday, 29 July 2011 06:41 (twelve years ago) link

oh, sarahel.

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Friday, 29 July 2011 07:03 (twelve years ago) link

sorry gr80, just imagining a dozen one post threads about who has the grossest poop story

sarahel, Friday, 29 July 2011 07:11 (twelve years ago) link

nakhchivan

buzza, Friday, 29 July 2011 08:14 (twelve years ago) link

Aero - Tuomas and I are ILTMI mods. I didn't do anything about this thread because 1) The original post was pretty creepy and 2) I didn't see the rest. That said we all know pile ons aren't cool or whatever so just . . . idk be nice please? Max, I can ban you if you want. Just let me know.

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Friday, 29 July 2011 09:58 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/a9bKW.jpg

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Friday, 29 July 2011 12:23 (twelve years ago) link

Also Aero I get what you're saying but afaik this is just a place where ppl can talk about whatever gross and/or sexy stuff they want to and not necessarily a place where we all have to walk on eggshells around each other, right?

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Friday, 29 July 2011 13:14 (twelve years ago) link

Idk I think we should still tell ppl if it seems like they are being creepy. This isn't about piling on necessarily

Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Friday, 29 July 2011 13:18 (twelve years ago) link

I just think it went to far is all.

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Friday, 29 July 2011 13:24 (twelve years ago) link

too

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Friday, 29 July 2011 13:24 (twelve years ago) link

I would like to venture that Neanderthal's post was only moderately creepy. I don't understand the Cecil B. Demented ref, so maybe that holds the key, but I say his post was only at like 55%-65% creepy, given the currently establish creep capabilities of this board.

kkvgz, Friday, 29 July 2011 13:26 (twelve years ago) link

established

kkvgz, Friday, 29 July 2011 13:27 (twelve years ago) link

OK listen, I think that it was probably just worded unintentionally awkwardly but, as a woman, I have to say that

"My will is being tested because she wears the shortest shorts imaginable for a costume and has managed to bend over in front of me like ten times tonight."

is pretty freakin creepy. Like wtf is being tested? His impulse to just throw her on the ground and fuck her? Poorly chosen words imo but it's not the end of the world. Most people (myself include) could do with a little more thinking before they post every now and then.

Let's move on now, OK?

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Friday, 29 July 2011 13:35 (twelve years ago) link

Ok, when you put it that way.

kkvgz, Friday, 29 July 2011 13:36 (twelve years ago) link


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