the one time i did anything more than a line of coke my friends ended up watching spaceballs two times in a row which about sums up how i feel about the drug
― ಠ﹏ಠ (diamonddave85), Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link
A little bit goes a LONG way. Like all the -caines, too much pretty much numbs you, namely your brane.
― pareilles à celles auxquelles l'étiquette de la cour assujettit (Michael White), Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.nndb.com/people/754/000022688/michael-caine03-sm.jpg
― jabba hands, Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:46 (twelve years ago) link
- Doesn't last long- The drug for people who "don't do drugs any more"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, March 1, 2012 12:35 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
see this actually points out one of the great qualities of coke in that its more like having a beer than it is like other recreational drugs, its not some huge commitment to go on some trip or whatever nbd
― lag∞n, Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link
also its not actually that expensive anymore
here i am defending cocaine on the internet
At my age it's not unwise to eschew it. I'm not at all fond of its political ramifications though many of those are the result of hypocrisy and bad laws. Mostly I won't do it anymore because I have zero faith that it's not cut with something vile.
― pareilles à celles auxquelles l'étiquette de la cour assujettit (Michael White), Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link
yah i havent done coke in years but i still defend peoples right to get into the hardcore party zone
― lag∞n, Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago) link
its not some huge commitment to go on some trip or whatever nbd
people who don't take COMMITTED DOSES are the most disgusting savages iirc
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 March 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link
man sometimes it just does not fit into yr hectic schedule
― lag∞n, Thursday, 1 March 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link
Never really understood the appeal. That's not to say I haven't had fun, but the effects are really too subtle and the side effects too indefensible for me to rate it.
― Alexandre Dumbass (dog latin), Thursday, 1 March 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago) link
Never done it, other than benefiting from it second-hand in bed.
― Clancy Fans and Fancy Clans (Eazy), Thursday, 1 March 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link
helluva drug
― FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 March 2012 18:38 (twelve years ago) link
one time, in LA
― surm, Thursday, 1 March 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago) link
I have been offered free cocaine more times than any other illegal drug put together but it's inseparable, for me, from the devastation it has wrought on my father's country and most of its neighbours. I'm not going to lecture people at parties but i'd never touch the stuff.
― Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Thursday, 1 March 2012 18:44 (twelve years ago) link
So much fun to lecture ppl high on cocaine, though
― pareilles à celles auxquelles l'étiquette de la cour assujettit (Michael White), Thursday, 1 March 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link
anyone who holds this view should def not be paying taxes in the united sates because i have some info that may disturb you abt the cause of the drug war
― lag∞n, Thursday, 1 March 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link
no wait lets not have that conversation again
― lag∞n, Thursday, 1 March 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link
There's no realy satiation, though, lag∞n, just an endless parade of desire
― pareilles à celles auxquelles l'étiquette de la cour assujettit (Michael White), Thursday, 1 March 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago) link
thus is lyfe
― lag∞n, Thursday, 1 March 2012 18:49 (twelve years ago) link
woah this is getting all "my father's country" and like daniel day lewis type drama
― surm, Thursday, 1 March 2012 18:49 (twelve years ago) link
Daniel Day Lewis is from London oh wait
― FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 March 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link
haha
― lag∞n, Thursday, 1 March 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago) link
have done it once or maybe twice, at parties, but the ethical aspect's a massive turn-off and it really didn't seem to make me feel any happier or whatever. plus the comedown was brutal. (also, in the regular state i worry a lot about what people think of me, and temporarily removing that worry just means it comes back triplefold afterwards)
― inspector george gentlyfallingblood (c sharp major), Thursday, 1 March 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link
(which is why i don't like drinking a lot either)
― inspector george gentlyfallingblood (c sharp major), Thursday, 1 March 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago) link
if you stop paying taxes your moneys go to a lot of things and only some of them are bad, if you did all the math maybe you could argue you 'help the drug war happen' but it's in such a marginal way.
whereas if you buy cocaine pretty much all the money is going to bad. you are not 'responsible for the system' but you are, still, much less indirectly giving money to very bad people.
― iatee, Thursday, 1 March 2012 19:13 (twelve years ago) link
Next time I'm going to ask a dealer for some fair-trade, artisinal, free-range coke.
― pareilles à celles auxquelles l'étiquette de la cour assujettit (Michael White), Thursday, 1 March 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago) link
well more anyone who 'cares enough' to buy fair-trade this or that prob shouldn't be buying drugs if they want to be consistent about their consumption philosophy
― iatee, Thursday, 1 March 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago) link
can we just not again plz
― lag∞n, Thursday, 1 March 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link
Coca plants just don't grow all that well in our community garden, iatee
― pareilles à celles auxquelles l'étiquette de la cour assujettit (Michael White), Thursday, 1 March 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link
ehhh I only appeared itt because of the lame 'don't pay taxes' argument, you know that's a pretty empty argument
― iatee, Thursday, 1 March 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link
i'm drinking coca cola!
― surm, Thursday, 1 March 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link
regular!
― iatee, Thursday, March 1, 2012 2:27 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
dont try to decontextualize my amazing argument bro
― lag∞n, Thursday, 1 March 2012 19:32 (twelve years ago) link
^a thing that could be awesome to say on cocaine
Free-range coke would be an A+ Portlandia skit.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago) link
pretty much impossible to get when i was in my "druggie phase", and if you did manage to get it, it probably meant you were acquainted with some pretty awful ppl and the price was insaaaaane. i would prob try it now, if given the chance in a small group of friends, but i don't even drink (much) anymore bc i can't handle any kind of hangover - a coke comedown would make me kill myself.
― just1n3, Friday, 2 March 2012 00:23 (twelve years ago) link
Did this lots, was a big fan (all the speeds, really) until one night in 2004 I was hanging out w/ ppl and we were all high and everybody was over sharing and would not shut up and I was like, "Holy shit, these people are assholes" and I got up and I went to bed and went to sleep, somehow, and that's the last time I did any drugs, except alcohol.
So I guess I stopped doing coke because I can't stand being around people on coke.
― carl agatha, Friday, 2 March 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago) link
It is so so hard to reconcile 2012 carl and early 2000s carl. Carl who allowed and actually invited Cathy (and more) to her house.
― garbage corn fan (Je55e), Friday, 2 March 2012 21:04 (twelve years ago) link
Aaack!
― garbage corn fan (Je55e), Friday, 2 March 2012 21:05 (twelve years ago) link
okay lol
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, 2 March 2012 21:52 (twelve years ago) link
consider that excelsiored by proxy; I'm not copying anything off of a deindexed thread
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, 2 March 2012 21:53 (twelve years ago) link
Imagine doing cocaine w/Funky Winkerbean, it would be a real downer I bet. (Never touched cocaine; kicked the winkbean cold turkey in '06).
― cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Friday, 2 March 2012 22:06 (twelve years ago) link
It is so so hard to reconcile 2012 carl and early 2000s carl.
It's the difference between late 20s and late 30s.
― carl agatha, Friday, 2 March 2012 22:27 (twelve years ago) link
this stuff lasts like fifteen minutes and all it does is make you shout at people
― the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 3 March 2012 00:07 (twelve years ago) link
if you can get it for free though it's great
the last time i did this i just watched tank girl with the girl whose coke it was and we paused it like every ten minutes to discuss it at each other
― the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 3 March 2012 00:09 (twelve years ago) link
It was like this.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 3 March 2012 00:59 (twelve years ago) link
No stimulant drug i've ever used did anything for me (except raise my blood pressure and make my heart beat too fast). I doubt i could even get high on cocaine.
― everything else is secondary (Lee626), Saturday, 3 March 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago) link
― the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Friday, March 2, 2012 7:09 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i would be so intolerable on this drug
― horseshoe, Monday, 5 March 2012 00:23 (twelve years ago) link
ugh this drug would make me freak out.
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, 5 March 2012 01:34 (twelve years ago) link
hs: Haaaa. Oh, I know. But tbh it was mostly helpful to me when I wasn't really feeling it but wanted to be around people, stay out or stay at the party. So I felt like it was bringing me up to "normal" on those occasions.
― drawn to them like a moth toward a spanakopita (Laurel), Monday, 5 March 2012 03:25 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, I think Laurel otm.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 5 March 2012 03:31 (twelve years ago) link
Although Christ knows I talk enough as is so I can only imagine.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 5 March 2012 03:32 (twelve years ago) link
The last time I did coke was in '97 or '98. I had probably done it a dozen times as opportunity had presented itself over the course of two years.
I stayed up late with an old friend really opening up and getting discursive about Ghostface Killah and gangsta rap in general. On the walk home, I was out-of-nowhere reminded of the KLF song 3 a.m. Eternal, which I hadn't thought of in like a decade, and I spent the next few weeks thinking about acid house instead of ska-punk, which was what I was overwhelmingly into at the time. I was living with my parents and so had to get up for Easter Sunday service the next morning. I had some sort of pleasant come-down experience listening to the pastor where I really felt like she was like the embodiment of a Lion of God.
I guess it wasn't doing monster rails off a mirror with hot women hanging all over me or anything, but it was overall a positive drug experience and I never really wanted to chase after it.
― beachville, Monday, 5 March 2012 10:14 (twelve years ago) link
these days, my motto for survival is "nothing by nose"
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 5 March 2012 10:26 (twelve years ago) link
What does that mean, "only via bum" ?
― Mark G, Monday, 5 March 2012 10:29 (twelve years ago) link
urethra = eureka
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 5 March 2012 10:36 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/saHSc.jpg
― lag∞n, Monday, 5 March 2012 22:51 (twelve years ago) link
lol 1981:
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,922619,00.html
Superficially, coke is a supremely beguiling and relatively risk-free drug — at least so its devotees innocently claim. A snort in each nostril and you're up and away for 30 minutes or so. Alert, witty and with it. No hangover. No physical addiction. No lung cancer. No holes in the arms or burned-out cells in the brain. Instead, drive, sparkle, energy. If it were not classified (incorrectly) by the federal government as a narcotic, and if it were legally distributed throughout the U.S. (as it was until 1906), cocaine might be the biggest advertiser on television.
― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link
Fun to image Ray Liotta reading that passage.
― "marvellously inoffensive" (Eazy), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago) link
(imagine)
pretty fun drug. what sucks about it is everytime i do it, i want to do it again ALL THE TIME and I end up chasing the white dreams of more cocaine for several months to no avail. Coke people are so fucking gross, though. It makes you befriend a lot of sketchball assholes and have to spend time with them.
― homosexual II, Thursday, 8 March 2012 23:54 (twelve years ago) link
^the problem with any drug, really.
― beachville, Friday, 9 March 2012 00:13 (twelve years ago) link
Did we ever get this snorted
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:54 (eight years ago) link