I just have little/no desire to have sex
― Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 19 March 2012 14:06 (twelve years ago) link
Tag, someone else is it.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link
Quickly coming up on a year. My prior record (since escaping my teenage years, anyway) was maaaayyyyybe a couple of months. Any libido I have is overridden by my current repulsion with relationships and my general acknowledgement of the emptiness of casual hookups. To be honest, I'm really trying to just rechannel that energy into other, more productive endeavors for the first time in my adult life.
― Arnold Drummond, Process Server (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:44 (twelve years ago) link
I am glaring at Laurel while giving congrats
― mh, Saturday, 24 March 2012 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
go laurel, it's your birthday
― The Reverend, Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:13 (twelve years ago) link
― catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 24 March 2012 19:47 (twelve years ago) link
When laurel sets her mind to something laurel gets it done!
― rayuela, Saturday, 24 March 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago) link
Cruised a dude on the street last night. He was straight, but he was showing signs of interest. We talked for a second, he knew what was up, nothing happened. Meh.
― free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Saturday, 24 March 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link
well done, l!
― tehresa, Sunday, 25 March 2012 01:19 (twelve years ago) link
high five
― tempestuous alaskan nites! (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 25 March 2012 13:31 (twelve years ago) link
rah
― less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 13:33 (twelve years ago) link
Ty ty. It doesn't seemed to have changed anything, though--I don't know why I thought it might? Like the electricity would have come back on, metaphorically. Which it hasn't. Probably just needs a bigger sample size.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Sunday, 25 March 2012 15:08 (twelve years ago) link
*furiously considers electricity metaphors*
― less of the same (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 15:15 (twelve years ago) link
"sample" size
― Hungry4Games (crüt), Sunday, 25 March 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link
Yes that was for lols, my gift to all of you.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Sunday, 25 March 2012 17:13 (twelve years ago) link
a scientific study which involves having all of the sex
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 March 2012 17:17 (twelve years ago) link
sex all the things
― mh, Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:44 (twelve years ago) link
http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/6033c4e63036ce66271728a8eb93309e81277513_m.gif
― mookieproof, Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=239vHrwt8Rs&ob=av2e
― stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Sunday, 25 March 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iLCKBYSeOs
― uh oh i'm having an emotion (c sharp major), Sunday, 25 March 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago) link
"i like sample" is hawaiian slang for "would smash"
― ♆ (gr8080), Sunday, 25 March 2012 22:24 (twelve years ago) link
Would sample
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Monday, 2 April 2012 09:24 (twelve years ago) link
It's unfathomable to me that dudes aren't attempting to sample Laurel on a regular basis tbh
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Monday, 2 April 2012 09:26 (twelve years ago) link
Aww, that's sweet.
Err...they might be? The problem is me, because I think if I even fully notice a lot of those efforts, I mostly find them annoying.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:49 (twelve years ago) link
yeah I think Laurel isn't exactly the person who goes to the grocery store on sample day to have a crappy free "meal" of samples if you catch my meaning
― mh, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:54 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah well little cubes of pizza on a stick don't make my skin crawl quite like hopeful would-not-smashes.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:35 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha <3
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:26 (twelve years ago) link
THERE IS NO LAUREL BUFFET
― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Wednesday, May 4, 2011
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:56 (twelve years ago) link
Aye, nor is there.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:53 (twelve years ago) link
I love that lesbian canoe username, Laurel :)
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago) link
wait, is laurel's DN a quote of mine? I had not noticed this
― mh, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:21 (twelve years ago) link
Dude, for like two weeks.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:51 (twelve years ago) link
how did I get here? is this ilx? what is going on
― mh, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link
The lesbian canoe was...a Lorax?!
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago) link
A lesbian canoe.. in my vagina?
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 20:16 (twelve years ago) link
a vagina is a lesbian canoewith a little lesbian riding in it
― mh, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db40S82sqic
― stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Monday, 9 April 2012 17:55 (twelve years ago) link
It's been 2 months, had lots of weird foot worshipping and other bizarre sexual encounters, but no ACTUAL SEX.
Starting to go crazy
― homosexual II, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link
Correction: Almost three months. Not two. Sigh.
― homosexual II, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:55 (twelve years ago) link
are we talking about penetrative intercourse, not that I need to know, but maybe my answer about droughts depends on it but probably not?
― mh, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:55 (twelve years ago) link
I vote no, that would be silly and limiting. If it was s-x to you, then it was s-x.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Monday, 9 April 2012 20:53 (twelve years ago) link
laurel otm
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 April 2012 20:55 (twelve years ago) link
I like silly and limiting and I'm going to stick with my 8 months figure.
― mh, Monday, 9 April 2012 21:26 (twelve years ago) link
It's pretty hetero/cis-centric to define sex as that, but otoh it is really up to the sex-haver to define.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 00:48 (twelve years ago) link
I feel like this is a Clinton-era definition thing but I am Monica Lewinsky
and I am gonna waltz out of here
― mh, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 01:19 (twelve years ago) link
I was getting very very very horny at inappropriate times today. Is it spring or
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:16 (twelve years ago) link
IT IS VERY SPRING
― mh, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:22 (twelve years ago) link
SPROING!
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:52 (twelve years ago) link
If someone else has been involved in you having an orgasm, there is no drought IMO
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago) link
Huh. So my drought is technically over why because Rue McClanahan pictures
― 1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link