my cat purposely farted in my face today and i expect to die in my sleep
― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:14 (eleven years ago) link
unless it's a venomous breed you're probably fine
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:15 (eleven years ago) link
Would "enbuttening" mean making something more like a butt?
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:09 (eleven years ago) link
i don't know but i just remembered the rule that n changes to m if the next letter is m, p, or b. so it should be embuttening
― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:11 (eleven years ago) link
I just looked it up and you're right; my definition only works with the verb "to butt"
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:20 (eleven years ago) link
I Rims You, Porgy
― 2 Chain Pizzas (to go) (Eazy), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
Hours of fun taking substituting "Rim" for "Love" in song titles.
― 2 Chain Pizzas (to go) (Eazy), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link
btw
poop
― the late great, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:30 (eleven years ago) link
love giving, love the smell/taste, would actually prefer some dankness.
http://i.imgur.com/V1upd.gif
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 04:44 (eleven years ago) link
rimfan
― rocky dennis horror show (Pillbox), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 04:52 (eleven years ago) link
omg lol*2
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 04:58 (eleven years ago) link
hee hee omar <3
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 05:06 (eleven years ago) link
hey how about instead you eat my ass you clueless cum bubble― simon trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, September 25, 2002 9:31 PM (10 years ago)
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 05:35 (eleven years ago) link
I feel like a prude now for being totally "ew ewww nooooo!" about this partic item. I mean ok I prob wouldnt object to recieving but giving? I seem to date guys with major gut issues so uh... yeah no.
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 07:26 (eleven years ago) link
Not bothered about receiving, but I've definitely enjoyed giving in the past.
― Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 08:54 (eleven years ago) link
omar's gif wins the internet
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link
So I haven't been reading ILX all that much lately and only skimmed this the other day but man
fwiw im a str8 dude, have never been rimmed but am not opposed to it, although i'm p hairy so i'd feel a lil self conscious if i didnt shower first. love giving, love the smell/taste, would actually prefer some dankness. it's cool if you didn't have time to change yr undies girls fresh ass sweat is like boner pills for this guy. cosmo "100 hot tips to turn yr guy on" are really funny to me, for me it'd be like 3: 1.wants to have sex with me 2.lets me play with yr butthole ok 2 actually
― slam dunk, Monday, December 3, 2012 7:52 PM (Yesterday) [IP: 65.24.172.103] Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Best post ever.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
agreed
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
"It's cool if you didn't have time to change yr undies girls fresh ass sweat is like boner pills for this guy."
I keep picturing this on one of those Ryan Gosling things.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link
haha
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
Someone make that happen please.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link
bob marley
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jrMWs.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
oh god
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
http://i48.tinypic.com/2znweus.jpg
― crüt, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
omg crut
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
the dank, the dank!
http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/bartsellshissoul6.png
― site nuances (electricsound), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 23:39 (eleven years ago) link
CURTIS YOU ARE A HERO!
― go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link
OH WAIT
― go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link
J FEVE YOU ARE A HERO
Curtis, you're pretty good too.
dank schön
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link
quite impressive for a decade-long lurker to arrive from nowhere and attain stephen garza level immortality within days
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:16 (eleven years ago) link
not garza level tbf
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link
possibly not, but time will tell
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:24 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.jerrodshouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Dank-300x178.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:25 (eleven years ago) link
aka His Dankness
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:26 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.cannabis-seeds-bank.co.uk/images/uploads/Rare-Dankness_-Scotts-OG.jpg
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:27 (eleven years ago) link
Okay, I have a friend, let's pretend she was R1cc1. She kind of looked like her anyway so that works. This friend was very into being Irish despite being of dubious Irish descent (what with a name like R1cc1 after all). So for some reason I now can't remember, we went to some Irish books conference in San Francisco. This was about seven years ago, which would make my friend R1cc1 very young, around 19 or 20. Reading at this conference was G*br131 B*rn3 who had just published some book on being Irish and how special that was or something. Maybe it involved poetry. I don't know. At any rate for some reason we were invited to an after party somewhere, I don't even know where, but I do remember that there was a shrine to Pedro Zamora there. I was getting drunk by this point so things began to get slightly weird for me. Mr. B*rn3 showed up at this party and R1cc1, who was obsessed with the film M1113r'5 Cr0551ng, and counted Mr. B*rn3 among her top ten people to want to screw, glommed onto him. At this point in her life she was not an undesireable person, certainly not if you were in your late 40s and kind of washed up and smelled like cigarettes and had bad breath and would easily be mistaken for a bus driver if you weren't in a bunch of movies. The party then moved to O'Reilly's pub in North Beach which had just recently opened and was oh so very Irish. She continued to hang on him. I continued to drink. AT some point I left and wandered home to the east bay, I'm not even sure how I got there but it might have involved a cab ride and a lot of money. I was awoken by a phone call from her crying from a hotel back in SF. She had spent the night with B*rn3, a night which had hardly been very romantic, but had involved his apparent request to "lick her asshole"; apparently, also, Mr. B*rn3 was not very P1v3n-esque in the endowment department. She was fine with all of this, but then he had offered her a wad of money an asked her to leave when the morning came around. She asked me what to do. I said "take the money and go home," which she did. She tried to contact him several times after that to no avail.Okay, that wasn't as exciting as the P1v3n story but what can you do? The only other gossip that came out of it was that he still considered his actress ex-wife a "good friend." I don't know if he licked her asshole though.
― akm (akmonday), Saturday, 17 January 2004 18:15 (8 years ago)
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:39 (eleven years ago) link
bus driver is kind of all-time, pre-emptive shades of dunphy in it and everything
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:40 (eleven years ago) link
that obsure film M1113r'5 Cr0551ng
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:47 (eleven years ago) link
some good archive work there tho deems
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link
the odd things that spark, idk
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link
worth reading the original thread for the alluded p1v3n post
The Christina Ricci appreciation thread
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:54 (eleven years ago) link
scary, isn't it
― bill paxman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:56 (eleven years ago) link
CURTIS YOU ARE A HERO!― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 7:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkOH WAIT― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 7:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkJ FEVE YOU ARE A HEROCurtis, you're pretty good too.― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 7:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 7:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 7:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol/;_;
― crüt, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 05:08 (eleven years ago) link
crut yr a hero too
i fking love this thread, every day it becomes more special
attaining poop-shelf levels of lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 05:29 (eleven years ago) link
goddam numbers in the titles of things
― how's life, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 09:18 (eleven years ago) link
ain't no reason bein' subtlewhen it's the buthole i want
-slick richard
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link
yup this is it, this is the start of the next plague. 90% of the population will be dead and i'll be like "hey maybe it's cause we keep farting into each other's mouths" and everyone will say "nah we're prob just not praying right or it's the pigeons". and that's how the world will end.
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 2:12 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
disqualified, i don't know what rimming is
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 13:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/th_shame_zps0962aaa6.gif
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link
i remember the first time I had even actually conceived of rimming. it was the early 2000s and I was watching the first recent porno i'd ever rented. before that, all my porn had been 1980s stuff. passed-around vhs's with the labels torn off and that kinda shit. i mostly stuck to magazines (and when I say I stuck har har har).
anyway I throw this porno in and it's some vivid lesbian thing and first scene there's a girl on all fours on a table and all the sudden the other girl just starts licking her asshole! I was taken aback. I was like "what has this world come to? what did I rent?" and then i skipped past the rest of the rimming.
but later I rewound to it.
― how's life
best iltmi short story imo
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 13 April 2020 23:47 (four years ago) link
haha!
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 00:17 (four years ago) link
https://hellotushy.com/pages/can-we-eat-ass-yet
― Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 May 2021 18:15 (three years ago) link
full-on cackle at my previous posts on this thread
― 80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Friday, 7 May 2021 20:48 (three years ago) link
reporting from the pacific rim
― unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Saturday, 8 May 2021 20:00 (three years ago) link
doo doo rim rim rimdoo doo rim rim
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Saturday, 8 May 2021 20:32 (three years ago) link
(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e) at 11:20 24 Dec 12No joke: sometimes assholes taste metallic.
― peace, man, Sunday, 9 May 2021 01:49 (three years ago) link
it's slobberin' time made me lolalso the Hungry4Ass exchange
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 24 February 2022 00:00 (two years ago) link
great thread classic posts
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 February 2022 00:05 (two years ago) link
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:12 (nine years ago) link
posts that were not prescient… unless?!
― mh, Thursday, 24 February 2022 00:18 (two years ago) link
i love a jungle but i draw the line at trace amounts of bitter earth.
― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Sunday, December 2, 2012 11:44 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink
this may have been my peak
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 24 February 2022 00:28 (two years ago) link
hungry4ass and it's feeding time
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 24 February 2022 00:41 (two years ago) link
my first sexual act was rimming
― spacedaddy, Saturday, 16 July 2022 21:49 (two years ago) link
Rimming was my last new sexual act.
― Allen (etaeoe), Saturday, 16 July 2022 22:22 (two years ago) link
good revive
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Sunday, 17 July 2022 03:04 (two years ago) link