Do you eat the booty?

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http://gawker.com/the-booty-eating-renaissance-1633706123 (so proud of ILX rn btw)

Thought about dividing the poll options by identification on the sexual orientation spectrum but it woulda been too many poll options

Poll Results

OptionVotes
I eat the booty / I like getting my booty eaten 17
I don't eat the booty / I don't like getting my booty eaten 17
I eat the booty / I don't like getting my booty eaten 10
I don't eat the booty / I like getting my booty eaten 1


, Friday, 26 December 2014 16:55 (two years ago) Permalink

Related sub-question: Has booty-eating baconed?

, Friday, 26 December 2014 16:58 (two years ago) Permalink

idgi w r u proud of ilx

lag∞n, Friday, 26 December 2014 17:41 (two years ago) Permalink

no one ate ass before ilx

The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Friday, 26 December 2014 19:09 (two years ago) Permalink

fr real

lag∞n, Friday, 26 December 2014 19:23 (two years ago) Permalink

'i love everything' actually originally popularised just a succinct phrasing of 'i eat the booty / I like getting my booty eaten'

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Friday, 26 December 2014 19:39 (two years ago) Permalink

Of all the things to get all "I was there" about

the farakhan of gg (DJP), Friday, 26 December 2014 20:10 (two years ago) Permalink

no one ate ass before ilx

― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Friday, December 26, 2014 2:09 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

ITT an ass eater tries to feel superior to other ass eaters

, Friday, 26 December 2014 20:24 (two years ago) Permalink

my superiority in general matters of ass isn't a question of opinion but public record 龜

The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Friday, 26 December 2014 20:42 (two years ago) Permalink

it is my duty

N337 (rip van wanko), Friday, 26 December 2014 20:46 (two years ago) Permalink

The oversharing renaissance

brimstead, Friday, 26 December 2014 21:11 (two years ago) Permalink

The myopia renaissance

brimstead, Friday, 26 December 2014 21:11 (two years ago) Permalink

Hey look somebody typed up some garbage, it looks pretty and substantial on this professional website

brimstead, Friday, 26 December 2014 21:14 (two years ago) Permalink

my superiority in general matters of ass isn't a question of opinion but public record 龜

― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Friday, December 26, 2014 3:42 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark

The Bum Taint of Ray Tabano

, Friday, 26 December 2014 21:16 (two years ago) Permalink

no option for Hungry4Ass

kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 27 December 2014 00:14 (two years ago) Permalink

eating the booty will never go bacon fyi.

y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 December 2014 02:05 (two years ago) Permalink

it just won't. trust me.

y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 December 2014 02:05 (two years ago) Permalink

I was in the booty when it was just a bunch of old warehouses, now there's a j crew and a Starbucks.

man alive, Saturday, 27 December 2014 02:15 (two years ago) Permalink

seriously though anyone who thinks "I don't like getting my booty eaten" is uptight and a weirdo.

y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 December 2014 02:23 (two years ago) Permalink

stevie d what if you feel unprepared? so even if you do enjoy it there is always the feeling that you haven't had a shower yet and you don't feel fresh and it's hard to monitor the situation back there anyways so even if you think you're in the clear you have that worry in the bck of your mind

dylannn, Saturday, 27 December 2014 02:32 (two years ago) Permalink

no, if you have not showered, you should not let someone try to eat your booty w/o letting them know "hey I haven't showered recently"

also idk maybe dudes are way more into raunch just don't care as much? also idk what ~straight sex~ is like but ime there is always a concerted effort for a dude to shower if there is even a remote possibility of sex w/ another dude, maybe bcz gay sex is often times very oral and it's just rude not to wash up beforehand. I mean I can't actually speak from experience or statistics but I am willing to put good money on a muuuuuch higher percentage of ~straight sex~ being penetration-only than gay sex.

y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 December 2014 02:42 (two years ago) Permalink

I mean I have definitely told a dude "hey I haven't showered recently" and had the response been basically "idgaf" and I mean hey that's cool if we're all on the same page here.

y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 December 2014 02:43 (two years ago) Permalink

no one ate ass before ilx fred durst

bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Saturday, 27 December 2014 05:13 (two years ago) Permalink

yeah i mean i'll eat some ass even if it's got flecks of toilet paper on it like who cares and i've found some ladies are the same but i can't settle in. but voting for top option.

dylannn, Saturday, 27 December 2014 08:59 (two years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 00:01 (two years ago) Permalink

I've always felt like "booty" referred more to butt cheeks.

how's life, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 00:07 (two years ago) Permalink

The Bum Taint of Ray Tabano

otm :(

The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 00:38 (two years ago) Permalink

I've always felt like "booty" referred more to butt cheeks.

this changes everything

the farakhan of gg (DJP), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 01:08 (two years ago) Permalink

I've always felt "eat" meant to masticate, swallow and digest

N337 (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 01:20 (two years ago) Permalink

I keep feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you

, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 01:44 (two years ago) Permalink

in stitches

local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 07:29 (two years ago) Permalink

http://goingconcern.com/sites/default/files/2010.08-HumanCentipede.jpg

Jeff, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 12:18 (two years ago) Permalink

Yeah I don't think cheeks are what this is talking about tbh.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 13:39 (two years ago) Permalink

Don't neglect the cheeks.

bob seger's silver bullet gland (sic), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 13:52 (two years ago) Permalink

there's no option for "i don't eat the booty but i want to / i like getting my booty eaten but it never gets eaten"

marcos, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 14:46 (two years ago) Permalink

i'd be all about booty eating but my wife is not interested in much re: the booty

marcos, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 14:47 (two years ago) Permalink

butts are awesome fwiw

marcos, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 14:49 (two years ago) Permalink

oh that wd be so sad :(

y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 15:22 (two years ago) Permalink

stevie it is very sad. there is plenty of butt admiration but not any eating :(

marcos, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 16:13 (two years ago) Permalink

We like da booty!
We like, we like da booty!
We like da booty!
We like, we like da booty!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt5he4iAPh1qgm68k.gif

y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 16:22 (two years ago) Permalink

I've always felt "eat" meant to masticate, swallow and digest

― N337 (rip van wanko), Tuesday, December 30, 2014 8:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

Banned on the Run (benbbag), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 22:32 (two years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:01 (two years ago) Permalink

Have it on good authority that 'Lotus' was slang for 'booty' back in the day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotus-eaters

, Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:03 (two years ago) Permalink

I have questions about booty cleaning.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:38 (two years ago) Permalink

you rang?

y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:44 (two years ago) Permalink

lol

$80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:45 (two years ago) Permalink

Hire a booty cleaner

, Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:45 (two years ago) Permalink

My question is: clean exterior booty, check

But how far, like, *up* is the cleaning norm for booty eating preparation?

Three centimeters? Five inches? Enema?

I srsly have no idea.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:49 (two years ago) Permalink

I think that a high-fiber diet would take care of it

$80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:55 (two years ago) Permalink

"acrobatic" makes me think you're doing conjoined somersaults

the farakhan of gg (DJP), Monday, 5 January 2015 01:10 (two years ago) Permalink

http://alexlyras.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/roller-f.jpg
‏@TheGeorgeCarlin
Roller Fucking #RejectedOlympicEvents

the magnetic pope has sparked (WilliamC), Monday, 5 January 2015 01:14 (two years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

I have now eaten the booty. She was into it, but I did not then get my booty eaten.

Also, ILTMI totally shows up in Google searches - wasn't this board de-indexed?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 6 February 2015 04:50 (two years ago) Permalink

GOOGLE EAT BOOTY AND FIND MILO Z

don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Friday, 6 February 2015 10:48 (two years ago) Permalink

Why did I tune out of this thread before the "ass is the ass" and "Vista is different" posts upthread?

how's life, Friday, 6 February 2015 11:02 (two years ago) Permalink

Also, milo: could you provide an example of a search that returned ILTMI results? I just checked and the board is deindexed.

how's life, Friday, 6 February 2015 11:36 (two years ago) Permalink

I googled 'eat booty site:ilxor.com' to find this thread

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 6 February 2015 16:12 (two years ago) Permalink

eat booty get money

"Go pet your dog" is the name of my dog (DJP), Friday, 6 February 2015 16:13 (two years ago) Permalink

Google milo z and find out that he eats the booty

, Friday, 6 February 2015 16:24 (two years ago) Permalink

only recently, he's new

mh, Friday, 6 February 2015 16:26 (two years ago) Permalink

I only eat booty in Incognito Mode B-)

harperlee jot shilly (wins), Friday, 6 February 2015 17:20 (two years ago) Permalink

Mrs. Milo the single vote at the top there.

bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Saturday, 7 February 2015 07:13 (two years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

https://vine.co/v/O3n2Xz72WEJ

, Monday, 30 March 2015 12:15 (two years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/UhSNqAd.jpg

, Sunday, 19 April 2015 13:27 (two years ago) Permalink

Come on now

DJP, Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:46 (two years ago) Permalink

yeah I'm pretty sure those are ordinary Rolos

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:56 (two years ago) Permalink

lol

fish or click bait (how's life), Monday, 20 April 2015 20:13 (two years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

https://vine.co/v/MYeILQaPZzT

, Thursday, 14 May 2015 12:52 (two years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/SMSPPml.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/BvG2gPS.jpg

I'm sorry

, Friday, 15 May 2015 11:44 (two years ago) Permalink

If truffles came out of booty I would eat daily booty

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Friday, 15 May 2015 11:52 (two years ago) Permalink

I mean, like, truffles. Shit, truffles. Keep calm and eat truffles.

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Friday, 15 May 2015 11:53 (two years ago) Permalink

God you ruin everything

, Friday, 15 May 2015 11:55 (two years ago) Permalink

:D

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Friday, 15 May 2015 11:58 (two years ago) Permalink

clearly a response to 'has booty-eating baconed' (or backend, as my prodigious autocorrect might prefer)

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Friday, 15 May 2015 12:07 (two years ago) Permalink

trufflefalls of booty

all my hatians if u play they make u (gr8080), Friday, 15 May 2015 12:39 (two years ago) Permalink

that pig is v cute

shep prettybone (clouds), Friday, 15 May 2015 13:24 (two years ago) Permalink

rooting for booty

ultimate american sock (mh), Friday, 15 May 2015 14:07 (two years ago) Permalink

"acrobatic" makes me think you're doing conjoined somersaults
--the farakhan of gg (DJP)

lmao

flopson, Friday, 15 May 2015 22:49 (two years ago) Permalink

this poll is split right down the middle!

rip van wanko, Saturday, 16 May 2015 00:10 (two years ago) Permalink

http://www.vice.com/fr/read/qu-est-ce-qui-vous-fait-debander
http://assets.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/fc253d0883396822c2d486fa96169b83.jpg

Ivan, 54 ans, écrivain : Je ne lèche pas les culs.

Mais tu aimes qu’on te le lèche ?



Oh oui ! J’adore ça ! 

drash, Thursday, 28 May 2015 19:36 (two years ago) Permalink

Oh, those French!

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Thursday, 28 May 2015 19:37 (two years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/kfCHNSR.gif

, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 12:57 (two years ago) Permalink

ten months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRX0AlV3YFQ

ulysses, Thursday, 7 April 2016 07:29 (one year ago) Permalink

lol just coming here to post this
http://i.imgur.com/ZOVsbvS.png

gr8080, Thursday, 7 April 2016 14:35 (one year ago) Permalink

6.5

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 7 April 2016 14:37 (one year ago) Permalink

the pitchfork effect

ulysses, Thursday, 7 April 2016 15:29 (one year ago) Permalink

there's no room for people who don't eat ass in the future

strong ending tbf

ogmor, Thursday, 7 April 2016 21:36 (one year ago) Permalink

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/IqlKoFT.jpg

, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 12:43 (one year ago) Permalink

i love ass

ian, Wednesday, 22 June 2016 20:53 (one year ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything rotten or ragged or rusty

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 July 2016 04:56 (one year ago) Permalink

Something something full of kittens

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 July 2016 06:27 (one year ago) Permalink

nine months pass...

hard to eat ass when your jaw's been removed, or is it easier?

clouds, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 01:42 (six months ago) Permalink

i imagine it's kind of like sticking your face into a pie

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 01:47 (six months ago) Permalink

I would not lick a butthole that looked like that, tbf

some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 02:00 (six months ago) Permalink

some irrigation needed

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 02:01 (six months ago) Permalink

you misspelled "citation"

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:36 (six months ago) Permalink


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