Do you eat the booty?

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69 is is great with the one partner and not great with another ime, can't quite state why this is

― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Friday, January 2, 2015 9:45 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

because there's very little flexibility in the upper half of the body, so your heights have to line up or it doesn't work well

Lee626, Sunday, 4 January 2015 22:45 (nine years ago) link

naw that ain't it. where there's a will there's a way on heights / sizes but I think this works best if the engaged are on the same ~~~wavelength~~~ about how they feel about the whole deal. it's not good if you can't sort of get out of your head and just be abandoned to it. it's good if you can. YMMV obv but for me I think this is one where it's kind of secretly a more intimate than acrobatic thing

The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Monday, 5 January 2015 00:07 (nine years ago) link

"acrobatic" makes me think you're doing conjoined somersaults

the farakhan of gg (DJP), Monday, 5 January 2015 01:10 (nine years ago) link

http://alexlyras.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/roller-f.jpg
‏@TheGeorgeCarlin
Roller Fucking #RejectedOlympicEvents

the magnetic pope has sparked (WilliamC), Monday, 5 January 2015 01:14 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

I have now eaten the booty. She was into it, but I did not then get my booty eaten.

Also, ILTMI totally shows up in Google searches - wasn't this board de-indexed?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 6 February 2015 04:50 (nine years ago) link

GOOGLE EAT BOOTY AND FIND MILO Z

don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Friday, 6 February 2015 10:48 (nine years ago) link

Why did I tune out of this thread before the "ass is the ass" and "Vista is different" posts upthread?

how's life, Friday, 6 February 2015 11:02 (nine years ago) link

Also, milo: could you provide an example of a search that returned ILTMI results? I just checked and the board is deindexed.

how's life, Friday, 6 February 2015 11:36 (nine years ago) link

I googled 'eat booty site:ilxor.com' to find this thread

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 6 February 2015 16:12 (nine years ago) link

eat booty get money

"Go pet your dog" is the name of my dog (DJP), Friday, 6 February 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link

Google milo z and find out that he eats the booty

, Friday, 6 February 2015 16:24 (nine years ago) link

only recently, he's new

mh, Friday, 6 February 2015 16:26 (nine years ago) link

I only eat booty in Incognito Mode B-)

harperlee jot shilly (wins), Friday, 6 February 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link

Mrs. Milo the single vote at the top there.

bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Saturday, 7 February 2015 07:13 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

https://vine.co/v/O3n2Xz72WEJ

, Monday, 30 March 2015 12:15 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/UhSNqAd.jpg

, Sunday, 19 April 2015 13:27 (nine years ago) link

Come on now

DJP, Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:46 (nine years ago) link

yeah I'm pretty sure those are ordinary Rolos

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:56 (nine years ago) link

lol

fish or click bait (how's life), Monday, 20 April 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://vine.co/v/MYeILQaPZzT

, Thursday, 14 May 2015 12:52 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/SMSPPml.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/BvG2gPS.jpg

I'm sorry

, Friday, 15 May 2015 11:44 (eight years ago) link

If truffles came out of booty I would eat daily booty

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Friday, 15 May 2015 11:52 (eight years ago) link

I mean, like, truffles. Shit, truffles. Keep calm and eat truffles.

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Friday, 15 May 2015 11:53 (eight years ago) link

God you ruin everything

, Friday, 15 May 2015 11:55 (eight years ago) link

:D

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Friday, 15 May 2015 11:58 (eight years ago) link

clearly a response to 'has booty-eating baconed' (or backend, as my prodigious autocorrect might prefer)

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Friday, 15 May 2015 12:07 (eight years ago) link

trufflefalls of booty

all my hatians if u play they make u (gr8080), Friday, 15 May 2015 12:39 (eight years ago) link

that pig is v cute

shep prettybone (clouds), Friday, 15 May 2015 13:24 (eight years ago) link

rooting for booty

ultimate american sock (mh), Friday, 15 May 2015 14:07 (eight years ago) link

"acrobatic" makes me think you're doing conjoined somersaults
--the farakhan of gg (DJP)

lmao

flopson, Friday, 15 May 2015 22:49 (eight years ago) link

this poll is split right down the middle!

rip van wanko, Saturday, 16 May 2015 00:10 (eight years ago) link

http://www.vice.com/fr/read/qu-est-ce-qui-vous-fait-debander
http://assets.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/fc253d0883396822c2d486fa96169b83.jpg

Ivan, 54 ans, écrivain : Je ne lèche pas les culs.

Mais tu aimes qu’on te le lèche ?



Oh oui ! J’adore ça ! 

drash, Thursday, 28 May 2015 19:36 (eight years ago) link

Oh, those French!

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Thursday, 28 May 2015 19:37 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/kfCHNSR.gif

, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 12:57 (eight years ago) link

ten months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRX0AlV3YFQ

ulysses, Thursday, 7 April 2016 07:29 (eight years ago) link

lol just coming here to post this
http://i.imgur.com/ZOVsbvS.png

gr8080, Thursday, 7 April 2016 14:35 (eight years ago) link

6.5

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 7 April 2016 14:37 (eight years ago) link

the pitchfork effect

ulysses, Thursday, 7 April 2016 15:29 (eight years ago) link

there's no room for people who don't eat ass in the future

strong ending tbf

ogmor, Thursday, 7 April 2016 21:36 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/IqlKoFT.jpg

, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 12:43 (seven years ago) link

i love ass

ian, Wednesday, 22 June 2016 20:53 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything rotten or ragged or rusty

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 July 2016 04:56 (seven years ago) link

Something something full of kittens

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 July 2016 06:27 (seven years ago) link

nine months pass...

hard to eat ass when your jaw's been removed, or is it easier?

clouds, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 01:42 (seven years ago) link

i imagine it's kind of like sticking your face into a pie

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 01:47 (seven years ago) link

I would not lick a butthole that looked like that, tbf

some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 02:00 (seven years ago) link


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