Inadvertent/Unwanted Arousal: C/D

I thought accidental boners were a thing of the past for me, but I was getting my hair shampooed before a haircut and the shampoo lady was a reasonably nice looking young lady, and I was pretty relaxed and not thinking much of it when suddenly, yikes! My face got completely flushed and my breath got fast and I had to do the "think about baseball" thing. Does this still happen to anyone else in adulthood?

i was working my farmer's market stand this summer and a husband/wife couple were looking at some cheeses. the husband (very broad, stout, pronounced belly, looked kinda truck driverish) was gawking at them and his wife joked "he's not gonna leave, i think he wants to go home with you!" and i had the same hot flush in that instant

you should write a film about a torrid secret romance between a portly married truck driver and a purveyor of fine cheeses

"you had me at havarti"

"This one has a delicate hind--er--rind"

funeral boner

surgery boner

documentary boner

accidental boners are a way of life, or at least a waypoint on a forgivable path.

fwiw the barbershop shampoo thing is like the only thing I can think of where you have that much intimate contact with a stranger, other than I guess something like massage, which (1) I never get and (2) I get the sense that there's more conscious effort to make it not feel intimate, like as part of the training. Like you have a woman (or sometimes man) rubbing your head and feeling your hair, sometimes even pressing her legs or crotch against your shoulder.

I wasn't aware this was a thing - no explicit mention of happy endings, at first glance. Hair whores.

http://www.thegrosvenorongeorge.com.au/barber-babes-topless-hairdresser.html
http://thenakedbarber.com

what about dentist visits? during cleanings I mean; although "root canal" could be slangy at least

it happens to me whenever i hear a barbershop quartet =/

I had some dental work done recently by a young attractive female dentist, the first time I'd been since the late middle aged guy I'd been seeing since I was a child left, and I was aware of an uncomfortable intimacy for the first time, the physical pain and terror ruled out any possibility of impromptu boners though. I mainly just felt more ashamed than normal of how undignified I looked and how disgusting my body is

'late middle aged guy' = guy who is late middle age to be clear, he's not dead

also optometrist visits

I would be ashamed but this is ILTMI

Shut up - I have a dentist's appointment tomorrow and both her and her assistant are female women.

There are always boobs on my noggin at dentist appointments, but it's never aroused me.

is this what happens when you see a sexy lady from twenty paces away, but as you approach her you realize that she's old enough to be your grandma, or "she" is actually a mailbox, or...?

is this what happens when you see a sexy lady from twenty paces away, but as you approach her you realize that she's old enough to be your grandma

I mean literally your grandma

Can we hear from the ladies too? This can't just be a guy thing.

Back from the dentist - she filled all my holes and I didn't feel a thing.