Good sex sounds just like macaroni and cheese being stirred

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Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:31 (one year ago) Permalink

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i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:31 (one year ago) Permalink

why would you have sex in a microwave that's taking it too far I think

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:32 (one year ago) Permalink

I wouldn't know I've never lasted that long

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:32 (one year ago) Permalink

not a very inclusive definition of "sex" but I will give it a pass

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:32 (one year ago) Permalink

Oh stop it

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:35 (one year ago) Permalink

tbh it doesn't seem like a very inclusive definition of "good" either

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:35 (one year ago) Permalink

"good sex" = "sex that sounds like mac and cheese being stirred" <-- this appears to be the thesis

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:37 (one year ago) Permalink

Wait isn't there a famous post about this

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:40 (one year ago) Permalink

not gonna click that link @ work but this thesis approximates a thought ive had before but it was baked ziti

johnny crunch, Monday, 16 May 2016 19:40 (one year ago) Permalink

Once I was in a pizza place in Connecticut. There was this really hot waitress working the pies like no tomorrow. Something about the way she said sausage that made me horny. "Sauseeg". Man did my sauseeg get hard when she talked. We flirted through must of our interactions. At the end of the night I asked her for her number and waht time she got off work. She said she was hanging out late tonight to close up. It was her parents shop. She asked if I wanted to stay and help. I did. We stayed late and we were so attracted to each other that we started going at it right there on the counter. We pushed the Jimmy Fund Donation can aside and layed out some flour on the counter top. We stripped butt naked and I told her to get the meatballs and sauseeg. She proceeded to shove two meatballs inside my rectum. It was hot. I rubbed her all over with capicola and mortadell. I made her my little italian sub and ate the shit out of her.

-- captainmeatballs (meatball...), July 28th, 2004.

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:52 (one year ago) Permalink

hall of fame post

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:54 (one year ago) Permalink

"Sauseeg"

lute bro (brimstead), Monday, 16 May 2016 23:05 (one year ago) Permalink

-- captainmeatballs (meatball...)

King Nagl (Eazy), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 03:02 (one year ago) Permalink

I have thus far successfully resisted the urge to change my dn to 'two meatballs inside my rectum'. You're welcome.

Peanut Duck (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 03:08 (one year ago) Permalink

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/rachael-ray/sloppy-joe-and-macaroni-casserole-recipe.html

I wonder what this sounds like.

Zachary Taylor, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 05:10 (one year ago) Permalink

indegestion

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 13:37 (one year ago) Permalink

https://vine.co/v/Ol05L0xa5BZ

, Friday, 20 May 2016 16:18 (one year ago) Permalink

she wants an orgasm with her body enveloped in warm spaghetti.

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Friday, 20 May 2016 19:03 (one year ago) Permalink

I get it. I tried it with vermicelli once but it was a subpar orgasm, for sure.

Corn Elephant, Jr. (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 May 2016 19:09 (one year ago) Permalink

As I mentioned, she's really into the idea of getting into a giant bath filled with warm spaghetti. Anyone have any tips for making this happen? The logistics seem a bit hard, especially keeping all of it warm.

why is fortune so capricious
and why is joy so quickly done?

bonita pooleymoon (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 May 2016 19:40 (one year ago) Permalink

There's something a little disturbing about how that smartbrothas article starts with "This is something I first noticed over a decade ago while running an afterschool program ".

BTW I avoided clicking on this thread cos I thought DJP was posting it speaking from personal exp and it was doing my head in (sorry D)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 21 May 2016 05:49 (one year ago) Permalink

kinda entry level imo. super great sex sounds like the inside of the Barilla factory, all those giant machines making pasta. some people wear hearing protection but I get into that deafening giant mechanical drone

The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, 21 May 2016 12:13 (one year ago) Permalink

omg at the captainmeatballs post

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 26 May 2016 15:36 (one year ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 00:01 (one year ago) Permalink

Good sex sounds just like blurping a Go-Gurt.

I Have A Hot Dog Stuck To My Neck (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 04:47 (one year ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 00:01 (one year ago) Permalink

RIP all of my political aspirations ;_;

DJP, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 15:29 (one year ago) Permalink

Like a horse clopping down a muddy trail.

King Nagl (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 15:22 (one year ago) Permalink

one year passes...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=62CIVOjMNoE

johnny crunch, Saturday, 8 July 2017 15:31 (four months ago) Permalink

TFW your editor assigns you a piece about kissing ... but you're not really sure what kissing is pic.twitter.com/5eUE5aEHgx

— Candace Bryan (@cantdancebryan) July 6, 2017

flopson, Saturday, 8 July 2017 15:45 (four months ago) Permalink

o_O

mh, Saturday, 8 July 2017 17:01 (four months ago) Permalink


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