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1. a hearing-impaired, likely on the spectrum, very large man. passive-aggressive, kept trying to penny pinch wrt my rate. we ate at maggiano's little italy. i met him back at his hotel room, sucked him off, gave him a massage, tried to fuck him but he was way too tight, gave him a handjob. ended up giving him a "bargain" of $100. afterwards he sent me photos of christmas lights at the mormon temple.

2. a sweet 55-year-old workaholic accountant. troll-like, extremely hairy back. we ate at a small plates place, had the cheese platter. i asked him as much as i could about himself and his life. he found me very charming. nice two-bedroom apartment in a gentrified area of philly. i spent the night. lots of kissing, body contact, making out. he liked growling. so do i. he fucked me 2-3 times. he had to go to work in the morning, so i left around 9. ideal. $1200 - $300 more than my rate, i'm assuming the rest was a tip. we still text.

3. i'm in salt lake at this point. a short, small 35-year-old. diabetic. friendly, talkative, a little neurotic. has been an airline reservation attendant for 13 years. lots of family around. i can imagine the type of person his mom is, maybe even his dad. surprisingly thick dick. unshaven but smooth belly-up. i sat on his dick twice. i hadn't cleaned so when i went down on him after the second time i tasted my own shit. sickly sweet. ew. wiped off with a towel and kept going. he never came. weirdly though i did. got tired and we split -- i had arranged a motel room. $200 for 1:30 - pretty good.

4. the next day. we met for lunch at noon. had salads. a software tester. went to byu-idaho, very obviously mormon and not out yet. a huge pc gamer. very much a boy's boy. cute, dorky smile. pretty blue eyes. all we did was cuddle and rub each others' bodies. in his bedroom, which was very messy. i could tell he has a thing for men the same way i do so it was really hot. he payed me exactly for my time, $340, i thanked him afterward via text and offered him a discount next time.

5 will possibly be a big bear boy who wants his ass played with wednesday or thursday.

at this point i don't think i can make a living out of this unless i start picking up more business, maybe move to a better city.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Sunday, 7 January 2018 19:32 (one month ago) Permalink

do you find the lunch/dinner parts tedious

J0rdan S., Sunday, 7 January 2018 21:35 (one month ago) Permalink

he liked growling. so do i.

Actually growling like an animal? Or is this industry jargon for something else?

naus, Sunday, 7 January 2018 23:45 (one month ago) Permalink

do you find the lunch/dinner parts tedious

― J0rdan S., Sunday, January 7, 2018 9:35 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not really. it depends on the person. 1 was pretty painful. 2 and 4 were nice. it helps me relax, plus it's usually on them.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Monday, 8 January 2018 01:39 (one month ago) Permalink

Actually growling like an animal? Or is this industry jargon for something else?

― naus, Sunday, January 7, 2018 11:45 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

actual growling

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Monday, 8 January 2018 01:40 (one month ago) Permalink

i actually like doing this if it wasn't clear from the og post. i mean it's definitely work but idk it's interesting and unpredictable. i can see how it would take a lot of talent to be really good at it.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Monday, 8 January 2018 01:50 (one month ago) Permalink

O this is interesting

No idea abt the gay scene but yr rates seem low

U shld tour california — i assume youd be making twice as much in a city like weho

Also from what ive heard u can make a few hundred for movies and theyre always in need of guys, possibly more depending on what u like to do

infinity (∞), Monday, 8 January 2018 01:57 (one month ago) Permalink

expenses so far: hotel rooms, lube, massage oil, condoms, boner pills, a fucking red speedo for #1.

xp hi infinity. definitely thinking about moving to la. but you know, gotta get enough to front for rent.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Monday, 8 January 2018 02:01 (one month ago) Permalink

thinking about a few nights in vegas. only 5 hours away and i'm borrowing an old car from my parents.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Monday, 8 January 2018 02:03 (one month ago) Permalink

doesn't the client pay for the hotel room?

treeship 2, Monday, 8 January 2018 02:04 (one month ago) Permalink

oh never mind. you're traveling around.

treeship 2, Monday, 8 January 2018 02:05 (one month ago) Permalink

Xxp

That shld be good too

Best of luck to you man

infinity (∞), Monday, 8 January 2018 02:06 (one month ago) Permalink

5. i'm proud of this one. he kept looking at my profile and i chatted him up. hooked him with a discount, 150 total for a session. 45 or so, really great personality, very sensual, tight body (runs marathons and climbs), shorter than me, beard and fur on his chest, shaved ass. i could feel a stubble shard or two but a minor quibble. i must have done a good job fucking him because he came without touching anything. i would hang with this guy. he said my photos don't do me justice so i'm thinking about finding someone on craigslist who wants to take pictures of me.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 22:38 (one month ago) Permalink

6. a massage / make out session. no kissing or sexual contact (no problem). big hairy guy who's been gymming it hard since new years. married to a man, they're open. the least work for $200 i've had to do so far. sweet!

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Saturday, 13 January 2018 00:00 (one month ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

7. just a massage with a 60-year-old who actually paid me what i charge, which is always nice.

8. whoo boy. a 65-year-old "happily married" man who was thirsty as fuck. he talked me down to 100 and then stayed for two hours. that's the mormon way. anyway, quite a handsome, hairy daddy who had never had a tongue up his ass and had never tasted sperm (!). also having guilt issues about cheating on his wife. i was deep-throating him and fingering his hole and he yelled out "i can feel your spirit!"

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 1 February 2018 01:07 (two weeks ago) Permalink

that last guy i told off via text and then blocked. cheapskate who thinks everything revolves around him and his guilt issues.

9. i don't mean to fixate on age so much but i think it's pretty great that i'm meeting gay men who are much older than me and i like putting some specifics on it. this guy i think was pushing 70. in great shape, very spry and energetic, almost to prove that he could be, but i mean i would do the same if i had it at that age. he was very sweet. and sexy! great butt. handsome face and eyes. loved having his nipples worked. honestly it was extremely gratifying even moving just to be with someone who has been around for so long. he rode my dick for a long time and it was really good. one thing i think i'm noticing is that you can see both a gay man's mother and a gay man's father in them but the mother is like more pronounced because it's the side they aren't supposed to show. and so you should choose a partner who has an internal mother you enjoy being around.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 9 February 2018 05:43 (one week ago) Permalink

anyway, this guy had like a nice, old movie star internal mom. and he came twice! big shots too!

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 9 February 2018 05:46 (one week ago) Permalink

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS THREAD

the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 9 February 2018 12:22 (one week ago) Permalink

it's a really good thread

J0rdan S., Friday, 9 February 2018 15:12 (one week ago) Permalink

It is a bookmarked thread.

"Minneapolis" (barf) (Eric H.), Friday, 9 February 2018 15:33 (one week ago) Permalink

But eventually I'm going to wanna see pics.

"Minneapolis" (barf) (Eric H.), Friday, 9 February 2018 15:33 (one week ago) Permalink

as a straight male, pics are unnecessary imo but all this is interesting

papa poutine (∞), Friday, 9 February 2018 17:16 (one week ago) Permalink

same

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 9 February 2018 19:01 (one week ago) Permalink

Thanks guys. It feels good to be able to put it down here. Glad people are enjoying it.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 9 February 2018 19:26 (one week ago) Permalink

i wouldn't ask any of these men if i could take their picture and post it on the internet. if you want to see pictures of me, you can find me on facebook.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 9 February 2018 19:35 (one week ago) Permalink

i'm doing this through rent.men. you can take a look in slc and find me if you want.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 9 February 2018 19:37 (one week ago) Permalink

if you want to see pictures of me, you can find me on facebook

I don't believe I can.

"Minneapolis" (barf) (Eric H.), Friday, 9 February 2018 19:45 (one week ago) Permalink

"i was deep-throating him and fingering his hole and he yelled out "i can feel your spirit!"

This is amazing.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 9 February 2018 19:46 (one week ago) Permalink

xp nbd, pictures don't do me justice anyway. 🤴

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 9 February 2018 19:47 (one week ago) Permalink

xp i know, right?!

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 9 February 2018 19:47 (one week ago) Permalink

Great thread just got even better when I learned this is UTAH

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 9 February 2018 19:47 (one week ago) Permalink

10. my first loaded client. he must do something fairly high-income in l.a. because he owns a big house in deer valley which is about as exclusive as utah real estate gets. also pushing 70. seems like a very gets-what-he-wants kind of guy. an alpha personality and a bottom. i felt like i was never supposed to stop paying valuable attention to him. we took a few hits from my weed pen, and he did that thing where you kiss and blow into the other person's mouth, but i'm not sure it's quite the same with a vape. he put on pretty bad porn when we got in his bed and it was distracting. i took a boner pill for this one but still found it hard to stay hard, was just not very attracted to this guy or the sex, which was very "creative kissing," and he wasn't interested in giving up control, which keeps my switch from flipping. i know condoms are always a good idea but goddammit they suck. he wanted to do it again tonight, but i canceled. even though it would be guaranteed cash, i don't want to try and force it for this guy. INSTEAD i'm seeing a very tall, geeky and kind of smelly "professional g3ne0l0g1st" who works for 4nc3stry dot com for whom it looks like i've missed an entry.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 15 February 2018 00:34 (three days ago) Permalink

i feel like ranting about salt lake city and this is as good a place as any. actually, it's more the suburbs south of salt lake. they are like the most hardcore suburbs ever. all of the land use is dictated by the most empty, soulless priorities you can imagine, or maxed out in that direction with NOTHING in the "friendly and livable" column. in order to function here you have to have access to a car. the amount of time you spend in your car traversing these endless mazes of parking lots and connecting gates and entry/exit streams is insane.

also, the conservative culture here is frightening and grim. you get a sense of how mindless the people are who default into it. but most of all it's stomach-churning to think about all these people choosing to live this kind of life, which is akin in my mind to self-administering a small amount of poison every day, and seeing it as "normal" or "virtuous" when it's actually highly unnatural and malicious. it's hard to be here. i'm dealing with it but a big priority for me right now is to get somewhere else. a very outdoorsy western town with some diversity would be nice, if that exists.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 15 February 2018 00:53 (three days ago) Permalink


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