old dumb and full of cum

https://www.instagram.com/thesecolorsdontcum

that did not work.

https://www.instagram.com/thesecolorsdontcumb?igsh=ZWI2YzEzYmMxYg==

couldn't get that link to work :( the colors in question fucking better be the trans flag. i have a, uh, _extensive_ collection of memes relating to trans girl cum or the lack thereof

it's not really a problem, i just bought one of these and filled it with lube

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/2666a1e4-9cdc-4c44-8859-1176ad80ae4d_1.1233b678455e094ff64754cf68592c93.jpeg?odnWidth=1000&odnHeight=1000&odnBg=ffffff

i don't use it, because i'm asexual, but it looks cute, and that's the important thing

regarding the question: it lacks crucial information. dumber, that i get, but in this scenario, does men's ability to discharge said cum scale alongside with the quantity of cum they produce? are we talking, like, a world full of boomer dudes popping boners at wegman's, retiring to jack off eight times a day every day and _still_ having wet dreams? or are we talking about old men walking around in the equivalent of cock cages?

that's my answer. whatever the question is, my answer is "make cock cages mandatory", and give me the only key.

Better

it’s just a meme account making fun of republicans for not being able to cum, possible relevant

that's my answer. whatever the question is, my answer is "make cock cages mandatory", and give me the only key.

― Kate (rushomancy), Friday, January 12, 2024 9:31 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

otmfm

i guess 'retiring to jack off eight times a day' means less time watching cable news, possibly a point in the 'better' column.

i guess 'retiring to jack off eight times a day' means less time watching cable news, possibly a point in the 'better' column.

― ꙮ (map)

these men jack off to the green m&m. i mean i'm not saying the green m&m isn't hot. i'm just saying the brown m&m is hotter. do they still even make brown m&ms? or did they replace them with blue m&ms?

the point is you will never convince me that conservative men do not jack off to tucker carlson.

it’s just a meme account making fun of republicans for not being able to cum, possible relevant

― brimstead

oh yeah i see those memes all the time

i remember a while ago they thought spiro would cure covid. are they still taking spiro? god it would be great if they were, i could get rid of my old supply at jacked off, i mean, jacked up prices.

this question is breaking my brain

better in some ways and worse in some ways

is this why Mitch looks so pale?

these men jack off to the green m&m. i mean i'm not saying the green m&m isn't hot. i'm just saying the brown m&m is hotter. do they still even make brown m&ms? or did they replace them with blue m&ms?

lmfao

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