butt pimples

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dudes have you ever had a pimple on yr butt? they fuckin suck! i've had two in the past couple weeks! i sat down on the toilet this morning felt like i sat on a pin, cuz of the damn thing. and trying to see it in the mirror so you can pop it is a total pain in the ass (pun!)

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Meteor Crater (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

ew

living like the Na'vi will never happen (HI DERE), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:39 (seven years ago) Permalink

take a fuckin shower once in a while churchill

i am under no illusions that my opinions are even that interesting to me (dan m), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:41 (seven years ago) Permalink

trying to see it in the mirror so you can pop it is a total pain in the ass

It's also difficult to find the right amount of leverage to pop it because you're working at a weird angle.

But should this be on ILTMI?

Kylie is a vacant Phifer (kingkongvsgodzilla), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:42 (seven years ago) Permalink

he does take a shower, he looks at his world map shower curtain iirc

harbl, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:43 (seven years ago) Permalink

I don't have any buttne right now, by the way.

Kylie is a vacant Phifer (kingkongvsgodzilla), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:43 (seven years ago) Permalink

dudes i shower everyday. i guess i should stop sitting down or something.

Meteor Crater (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

wear clean underwear

living like the Na'vi will never happen (HI DERE), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

why are you popping your ass pimples? bad enough practice for your face, imo, and even worse to create an open sore so close to where your poop comes out!

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

also, if you are hirsute on your hindquarters, consider the possibility that it is an ingrown hair and not a pimple.

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 19:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

is probably a cyst

harbl, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 19:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

can someone make a video called "butt pimples" sung to the tune of "gem sweater"

harbl, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 19:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

bimples

touch me i'm acoleuthic (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 19:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

bumples

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 19:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

i thought about buttne, b(i/u)mples
and prefer the term butt pimples cuz it rolls off the tongue and just sounds disgusting which it is
it's disgusting cuz it's a pimple
and even worse it's on yr butt.

Meteor Crater (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 20:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

Yeah fucke the -ne suffix to indicate non-face acne. Fuck it. It's worse than all those wretched "bennifer" portmanteaus. It's embarrassing enough to have to deal with pimples on your back or etc. without having someone point it out by saying, "Backne!" like a kid that just learned a cow goes "moo, moo" and so excitedly says "moo" at anything white with black spots.

sedentary lacrimation (Abbott), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 03:10 (seven years ago) Permalink

buttne

la última intimidad (latebloomer), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:24 (seven years ago) Permalink

carbungles

velko, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

Damn, Abbott. I didn't know you felt that way.

Butt pimples worked their way into my nightmares last night so thanks jd!

Kylie is a vacant Phifer (kingkongvsgodzilla), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 10:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

buttne reader

harbl, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 12:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

ass pizza

Miss Bannister (╓abies), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 17:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

were they confederate butt pimples kkvg

Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 17:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

carbungles

― velko, Tuesday, January 12, 2010 10:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

what means this?

Meteor Crater (jdchurchill), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 19:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

sphincter snafu

Miss Bannister (╓abies), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 19:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

butt pimples nightmares! hahahahahahahaha!

no srsly sorry kkvg

Meteor Crater (jdchurchill), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 19:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

six years pass...

Been getting small singular pimples in weird places lately (not the butt, for now, thank god). But last night I was settling into bed I discovered one on the back of my calf. Just now found one next to my belly button. There was one on the side of my torso, like in the rib area, last week.

how's life, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 14:31 (one year ago) Permalink

irritated pore probably

i sometimes get an irritated pore when it is hot outside and my skin is rubbed against something for too long

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 19:46 (one year ago) Permalink

Keratosis pilaris is often considered a variant of normal skin. It can't be cured or prevented. But you can treat it with moisturizers and prescription creams to help improve the appearance of the skin. The condition usually disappears by age 30.

i'm 31 and it didn't go away yet

assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 4 August 2016 00:37 (one year ago) Permalink

Yeah, I've still got keratosis pilaris and I'm 37.

how's life, Thursday, 4 August 2016 08:30 (one year ago) Permalink


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