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in which google autocomplete exposes the collective id of English-speaking weirdos around the globe.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
women 6
pie 6
you lyrics 5
someone else 5
older women 4
asian men 3
boys 2
girls 2
my best friend 2
a married woman 2
you 2
fat women 2
jerks 1
my doctor 1
other women 1
my therapist 1
my friend's wife 1
my dog 1
myself 1
my aunt 0
my friend 0
my step son 0
my student 0
my step sister 0
older men 0
my roommate 0
my professor 0
my boss 0
kids 0
black women 0
bad boys 0
my mother in law 0
my niece 0
other men 0
a married man 0
little girls 0
my daughter 0
my sister 0
my cousin 0
my mom 0
my son 0
my brother 0
my dad 0
my teacher 0
black men 0


petprojectfoundation.org/success/roberto.jpg (unregistered), Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:10 (seven years ago) Permalink

well this has potential

Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

*preemptive expression of hatred for the human race*

petprojectfoundation.org/success/roberto.jpg (unregistered), Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

PIE

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

^gonna walk this

petprojectfoundation.org/success/roberto.jpg (unregistered), Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

Persons of Indian Extraction?

Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

knowing ENBB, I'd guess "pugs' irresistible enthusiasm"

petprojectfoundation.org/success/roberto.jpg (unregistered), Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

penus in ear

Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

penus in ear

2:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLwzHDKElgw

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol 'my dog'

jabba hands, Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:33 (seven years ago) Permalink

sounds kinda sweet, like these ppl have a crush on their dogs

jabba hands, Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:33 (seven years ago) Permalink

I voted for "a married woman", because unfortunately it's true. :(

Tuomas, Thursday, 14 January 2010 07:35 (seven years ago) Permalink

I voted for "a married woman""my best friend", because unfortunately it's true. :(

Body Butter (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 14 January 2010 07:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

word life

total eclipse of the shart (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 January 2010 07:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

you lyrics

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 14 January 2010 07:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

"someone else" seems to be the safest option.

an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 14 January 2010 09:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

older women :(

Joint Custody (ian), Thursday, 14 January 2010 15:35 (seven years ago) Permalink

asian men

velko, Thursday, 14 January 2010 15:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

also, pie!

Joint Custody (ian), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 06:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

not a lot of v. enticing options here

Maria, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 14:20 (seven years ago) Permalink

yeah, it's mostly people using google to diagnose (or maybe validate?) their unhealthy urges.

I mean, what sane person would have a crush on a woman? ewwwwwwwwwwww!

pass the chicken & listen (unregistered), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:40 (seven years ago) Permalink

actually i guess a lot of them are not unhealthy but still seem weird when isolated. i mean i am sometimes attracted to black men, older men, or asian men but not obsessively enough to google or pick one as a primary poll answer above all others, you know? and there are others that could be perfectly fine, like "my friend," but are not applicable to me right now. (also, it would never occur to me to google "i am attracted to my niece," as it's a search engine, not a conversational partner! but why not, i suppose.)

Maria, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

I'd assume most people who google "I'm attracted to my friend/niece/older women/a married woman/etc" do it to find comments about how other folks in a similar situation have handled it.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

hunh hunh "handled it"

with a bad girl's enlightenment and a Buddha's passion (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:02 (seven years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 28 January 2010 00:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

women vs pie

mintox plus oral (electricsound), Thursday, 28 January 2010 00:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

Got a site catering to your needs already...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cake-farts

might seem normal (snoball), Thursday, 28 January 2010 00:08 (seven years ago) Permalink

(IIRC the pie loses most of the time...)

might seem normal (snoball), Thursday, 28 January 2010 00:09 (seven years ago) Permalink

no one decided to go with an extremely awkward answer
(dog is just a joke. I'm attracted to my family member or little kids is demented)

i would have liked it if someone picked one demented answer just so that we could go on a witch hunt

CaptainLorax, Thursday, 28 January 2010 19:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

DOG IS NOT A JOKE

pass the chicken & listen (unregistered), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

four years pass...

ponies
pokemon
pie
psychopaths
personality not looks

his eye is on the sbarro (unregistered), Thursday, 13 March 2014 23:19 (three years ago) Permalink

"I want to kill my..." autocomplete is a rabbithole I wish I didn't just go down o_O

his eye is on the sbarro (unregistered), Thursday, 13 March 2014 23:31 (three years ago) Permalink


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